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Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

I quit!Let m

I quit!

Let me tell you a story. Brookeira let me on the Chatterbox so she and I would leave a mark and be REMEMBERED for something. I was Original. I was cool.

So, she didn't mind when Winter Firefly made the BLASTER.

She didn't mind when Little Sis made the Poofer.

She didn't mind when the alter ego rp rolled around and basically everyone had an alter ego.

But she did mind a little when a few of you tried to take over the Chatterbox.

Brookeira got over it, sure. But she also cared when St.owl made two alter egoes. And when Somebody added DNA.

But the final straw came with this "Shifting Sands" fellow.

I would have been FINE if you had owned TWO alter egoes. That just made it seem like you were having fun.

But three?

Are you guys TRYING to make me fade away?

Come on, guys. I just wanted to be special.

But you're letting me fade.

So I'm not going to go down slowly, slowly fading until I'm not special at all.

I'm leaving now.

And since there are SO MANY alter egoes now, what's the point in me staying?

No. Point.

So have fun with your alter egoes.

I'm gone. I'll check this post as Brookeira. She wants me to stay, but I'm tired of this.

I quit the "Real" Rp.

I quit anything in which I listed myself as "Masked Piester."

Bye.

Sayonara.

I don't care anymore.

Brookeira does, but I don't.

I'm sorry this post is so spotty and long, but I don't care.

Thanks BLASTER, for sticking by me.

Thanks Danie, for throwing pies.

Thanks, both of you, for asking me before you started throwing pies.

Most people on the CB don't even know I was the one who thought up the mountain dew idea. And BTW, it should be blue.

So I quit.

Au Revoir. 

submitted by Masked Piester
(March 26, 2015 - 6:24 pm)

K bye.

submitted by I like chicken, it's delicious
(March 26, 2015 - 8:10 pm)

*hands in resignation form*

I'm with ya Piester! I've been meaning to make a thread like this. I. Quit. You and I used to be... specialI feel like the alter ego problem is my fault. If I hadn't made the Alter Ego RP this never would have happened. It's me to blame. Not the newbies. I miss the Old CB.

So, I must have Cherry Mountain Dew one last time; we can say "cheers",  you with your blue, me with my cherry.

Let's throw one last pie. (At Squeak's face, with him on a spinning wheel.)

I'm going now.

Goodbye.

*poofs into my tornado cloud, one. Last. Time* 

(Winter: Blue is also gone. I made her just because I needed another name to post under, shortly.)

submitted by THE BLASTER!!!!!!!!!, age Gone, Gone
(March 26, 2015 - 8:11 pm)

Top

submitted by TippyTippyTopton3rd
(March 26, 2015 - 8:11 pm)

Please don't leave, guys!

submitted by Will T, age 14, GA
(March 26, 2015 - 9:04 pm)

Agent: Yes! Oh yeah, oh yeah...

Somebody: Uh, no. Not yet. Piester, the Chatterbox needs you. If you won't stay on because of my alter egos and me, fine. I'll leave. My alter egos don't exist outside of the CB, so when I leave, so will they. Happy now? Be THE alter ego. Be the definition of "Pie Thrower." Be the original Mountain Dew person. The CB needs you more than me. Guys, I'll be fine. I do have a couple friends as weird as I am, I get good grades, tomorrow is the last day of school before spring break, during which we will have guests... I will miss you guys, but *sniffles* I supppose I dont want to die in front of a digital substitute for the real world. Do what you like with my RPs and charries. Take them over, forget about them, whatever.

Agent, DNA, Shifting: are silent and on the verge of tears

Somebody: I apologize for going tooo far. You made me realize I not CB material. Somebody will cease to exist too. I will become me. 

Agent: Runs offf

DNA and Shifting: Start crying 

submitted by Somebody, age who cares, Various places
(March 26, 2015 - 10:19 pm)

   Masked Piester, we really weren't trying to offend you. I wasn't trying to offend anyone. It was just a bit of fun.

Okay, if you don't want the alter egos to pop up as much, fine! Okay! I can do that, no problem! But leaving?

Listen, I just read two posts by Somebody. She's broken my heart twice now. I am on the verge of tears. 

Hey, if you want some changes, just let me know! I'll do it! If my alter egos are popping up a bit too much, fine! I'll stop it!

Just don't leave, any of you. I'm feeling realy fragile.

*Runs off. Long, loooong sobs can be heard*

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 27, 2015 - 4:21 pm)

Goodbye. 

Oh oh oh oh paper flowers

Oh oh oh oh paper flowers

I linger in the doorway

Of alarm clock screaming monsters calling my name

Let me stay where the wind will whisper to me

And the raindrops as they're falling tell a story

In my field of paper flowers

And candy clouds of lullaby

I lie inside myself for hours

And watch my purple sky fly over me

 

Dont say im out of touch

With this rampant chaos your reality

I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge

The nightmare i built my own world to escape

In my field of paper flowers

And candy clouds of lullaby

I lie inside myself for hours

And watch my purple sky fly over me

 

Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming cannot cease for the fear of silent nights

Oh how I long for the deep sleep dreaming

The goddess of imaginary light

 

In my field of paper flowers

And candy clouds of lullaby

I lie inside myself for hours

And watch my purple sky fly over me

 

Oh oh oh oh paper flowers

Oh oh oh oh paper flowers

-Imaginary by Evanescense

I may return, a long time from now... 

*Picks up captcha, and she, CAPTCHA, and alter egos fade from existence*

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(March 26, 2015 - 10:48 pm)

Somebody, I don't want you to leave. So stick around. I don't mind. 

(drops to a whisper) Masked Piester will be back in April or not at all, so don't lose hope.

 

Oh BTW, Evanescence comes from Arkansas (my state!) 

submitted by Brookeira
(March 27, 2015 - 8:45 am)

*poofs back into existence*

When most people mess up, they tell themselves stuff like "Oh, it's okay," "You'll do better next time," etc. etc.. I do the opposite. I am very mean to myself. Here is a transcript of what my mean self is telling me:

Oh, it's a GOOD thing you left the Chatterbox. No one liked you there anyway. But then again, the only people roughly your age that actually like you are Alex and Ian. You are such a NObody. You need to get a life.

And she's right. I'm a jerk.

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(March 27, 2015 - 9:38 am)

When Masked Piester resigned, Somebody did too because she thought MP would be back then. Maybe Brookeria would have convinced her to return if that had been it, but nooooo. MP's resignation was followed by the anti-alter ego posts. Somebody had three options: She could conform and do her best to revert to the "Old Chatterbox," she could be her crazy self while everyone else conformed, or she could leave. But she didn't want to conform, and if she was herself while everyone else did, she'd be an outcast, and she had enough of that at school. So she left. Look, guys. I liked what I saw of the CB. It was finally a place I could feel accepted. Then all this came, and all because of my new alter ego.

"Contributor," please post as yourself with the name we can recognize and identify as you. We love hearing from you and everyone else! No one person or alter ego caused the confusion. It's the total accumulation of so many alter ego voices that has led some people to confusion and to ask that alter egos be confined to a few threads.

Admin

submitted by A contributor
(March 27, 2015 - 10:43 am)

SOMEBODY! LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU; THERE MUST BE THREE CALLBACK THREADS ALREADY! AND YOU ARE NOT A JERK! YOU ARE WITTY, FUNNY, AND FULL OF SPUNK! OKAY? I AM NOT KIDDING! AND YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 27, 2015 - 6:18 pm)

:( 

I'm sad now.

*sniffles*

submitted by hab/spyro
(March 27, 2015 - 7:27 am)

Somebody, don't go! Its not your fault. She was just using you as an example! It's my fault. Mine only. If I hadn't made the RP, it would still just be Piester & Blast. I really just had them in mind.. Oh well...hard

Ce'st la vive. 

submitted by Winter Firefly, age RIP, snowwy banks
(March 27, 2015 - 8:46 am)

You know what?! I used to love the craziness of the alter egos. Before everyone had one, they always were so funny and cool. But now, they're getting old and unnecessary. So I'm going to say this right now: Can everyone just get rid of them and all be happy?! Or just leave Blaster and Piester, and get rid of everyone else. Just them was hilarious, awesome, and amazing. I don't mean to offend anyone.  I just speak my opinion. So please guys. Silence the unnecessary alter egos. They are raiding the CB and aren't funny and exciting anymore. Brooke. Please don't silence Piester unless we chose to get rid of all alter egos. I think I might as well end CAMM, since it's basically an alter ego copy of the ski lodge mysteries. So say goodbye to Professor Ellie as well. Goodbye.

submitted by Ellie, age 12, Place of enough!
(March 27, 2015 - 9:00 am)

Okay, bye everyone.

submitted by Spyro
(March 27, 2015 - 2:03 pm)