The TOP SECRET

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The TOP SECRET

The TOP SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF THE ALTER EGO REBELLION! Or T.S.H.O.T.A.R.!

What's the password?

Awesome. Now, here is where we will plan the alter ego rebellion. I shall lead, with the guidance of the stars and the souls of the Continuity. Grumpy Katniss, whom I shall call Katniss, I would indeed be pleased if you would be our Mockingcat. You have experience in such matters. So far, this is the list of the alter egos attending the rebellion:

Shifting Sands, leader

Masked Piester

Devil Owl

Grumpy Katniss, on-camera talent

Dragon Girl 

We need a lieutenant for military operations, someone to be our tech master, a getaway driver, a dispatcher, a medical team, and we're good.  

Wait, what in the living world, the Continuity, and all in between?! It isn't December 31, much less December 31, 1969! It is March 30, 2015! For... 

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(March 30, 2015 - 6:25 pm)

I'll be the tech kid AND the getaway driver.

Brookeira: You don't know how to drive...

EXACTLY! I'll be awesome! 

submitted by Masked Piester
(March 30, 2015 - 7:35 pm)

Masked, I trust you to figure out the driving thing, so, for that, yes. Then we'll let someone else be tech master.

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(March 31, 2015 - 1:08 am)

Can I do tech? My alter ego is... RavenclawGirl

submitted by Bookworm, age 11, Hogwarts
(April 2, 2015 - 10:58 am)

Are you an alter ego? This thread is FAEO, got it?? (For Alter Egos Only.) 

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(April 2, 2015 - 12:41 pm)

The password is Alter ego. Also, top.

submitted by Topping alter ego, age cant tell, T.S.H.O.T.A.R.
(March 30, 2015 - 7:41 pm)

Resignation, resigsmation! I'm in. I'll be the um...  person who is a living shield, who can pop back to life as soon as she dies!

Piester, it's been at least six months since our last Pie Party! Let the blue and cherry mountain dew be opened! 

submitted by THE BLASTER!!!!!!!!!
(March 31, 2015 - 9:52 am)

Awesome! You're our tank. Would you also like to be lieutenant?

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(March 31, 2015 - 11:49 am)

Sure, Sandy Beans!

submitted by THE BLASTER!!!!!!!!!
(March 31, 2015 - 12:13 pm)

Did someone say I was dead??? NO WAY!! Piester, I am here to help with the pie ammunition!! *PIES EVERYONE IN SIGHT* WHEN DOES THIS THING BEGIN??

submitted by ChaosieTheCrazyCook
(March 31, 2015 - 1:26 pm)

I'M MEDIC, YA'AL! I'M GOOD AT THAT! I CAN HEAL PEOPLE!
Feather: Ya'al is slang. Please do not use that in my presence.

Devil Owl: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! GET OUT! REBBELLION PPL ONLY!

submitted by Devil Owl
(March 31, 2015 - 4:15 pm)

NO. PLEASE MAKE MP TECH. SHE'S GOOD AT THAT. JUST DON'T LET HER-

(crashing sounds)

(sigh) Drive. 

submitted by Brookeira
(March 31, 2015 - 6:17 pm)

AAARRGGHHH HOW DID YOU BREACH MY SECURITY SYSTEMS?!?!

Also, I don't care. She will get better with practice, and reckless drivers with guts like hers make the best getaway drivers, especially in souped-up cars... hehehe 

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(March 31, 2015 - 8:22 pm)

Danie: No, Squeak no. You don't count.

Squeak: B-but I want to join the rebellion!

Danie: Squeak, you're a normal alter ego.

Squeak: We must have really switched it around.

Danie: I did, not you. You're just a figment of my imagination. *makes Squeak disappear*

Danie: Anyways, I will be the one who... Takes care of all those certain people who would like to destroy you...

Squeak: You're a traitor.

Danie: *gasps* You're right! Nevermind, I'll send you to the alter egos side.

Squeak: Squeee!! I'm gonna be a spy!!! Yeahhh!!!

Danie: And I will be the spy for the other team. Winter Firefly, Brooke, join meeeee!!! 

submitted by Danie
(March 31, 2015 - 6:06 pm)

I saw that.

Also, UGH. Masked, do you and BLASTER!!!!! really plan on fighting with those pieces of junk? *points to pie bazookas* *summons super awesome state-of-the-art pie bazookas from different dimension* Use them well. Oh, and you'll need this-- *summons 20 huge cases of assorted Mountain Dew from other dimension* Enjoy.

Masked and BLASTER!!!!: *stare happily at awesome bazookas and Mountain Dew* 

Shifting: I knew you'd like it. *turns to alter egos* a now do you see the benefit of having me as the leader? Anything you need, anything you want, I can provide for you. Also I can keep Squeak under 24 hour video surveillance-- *summons videocamera* --and if he tries any funny business, kick him OUT. Same for Feather... I don't trust this character...

submitted by Shifting Sands, age Changing, Shifting
(March 31, 2015 - 10:36 pm)

WELL?! CAN I BE MEDIC?!
Feather: Umm, aren't you like the opposite of health?
Devil: BE QUIET!

WELL?! 

P.S: IF YOU DO I WILL GET RID OF FEATHER! I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S EVEN HERE!

St.Owl: (sorry guys... popping in and out...)
FEATHER! What are you doing here?! This is a rebellion for crazy alter egos!!!!

Feather: Umm.... I jut wanted to observe.

St.Owl: Observe your bedroom wall! Come on, we're going home. *Drags Feather away*

Devil Owl: DID I MENTION THAT MY LACKEYS CAN BE NURSES?

 

submitted by Devil Owl
(April 1, 2015 - 8:05 pm)