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welcome one and all to the cber ball! The cber ball is like a dance !cbers can dance with favorite book characters, a made up person,or another cber if you really want. Also alter egos can come and dance with other alter egos. Here are the rules:
1. Be nice
2. No making fun of anyone's date
3.you can only go with book characters or a made up person
4. If you guys want you can go with other cbers but it is mostly For fake people
5. Alter egos can go with other alter egos
6. For fictional people the first one to say they asked them gets them
7. It is just a friendly dance if you ask another cber
this is meant to be like you having a dance with an awesome book charecter . I thought it would be funny to see alter egos trying to be fancy at the ball so yeah!
submitted by Geek girl
(June 22, 2015 - 6:42 am)
(June 22, 2015 - 6:42 am)
I'd like to go with Shifting if she/he is a girl. *bats fake eyelashes*
(June 28, 2015 - 9:09 am)
Bill, are you secretly my CAPTCHA Crypto?
Anyway, Mewmew and Crypto are going together. Pie is a girl if any Captcha is interested.
(June 28, 2015 - 1:18 pm)
We get to the ball.
Somebody: Okay, but I am not dancing. Target practice! *shoots cupcake and pins to the wall* Hm... I was aiming for the cherry. So, do dream catchers affect you in any way?
Bill: They tickle!
Somebody: Are you isosceles or equilateral?
Bill: Isosceles.
Somebody: How do you know?
Bill: Have you ever been chased by a crazed 12-year-old girl waving a yardstick and shouting about the Pythagorean Theorem and finding the area of a triangle?
Somebody: No...
Bill: Let's just say that it's not pleasant.
LET'S CHECK IN WITH SHIFTING AND DIPPER!
Shifting: *summons non-corporeal cupcake*
Dipper: Why don't you just eat the cupcakes they're giving you?
Shifting: Three problems with that plan, Pine Tree (Dipper: Does everyone non-human call me that??). One: I don't trust it. Two: Somebody is using the cupcakes for target practice. Three: I'm non-corporeal, I wouldn't be able to pick up the cupcakes anyway.
Dipper: Why don't you trust cupcakes?
Shifting: There is a large conspiracy involving cupcakes and their origins.
Dipper: ...
Shifting: So, how's summer?
Dipper: Oh, y'know. The usual... video games... mysterious journals... demons... portals...
Shifting: Sounds fun! What's your opinion on Vocaloid?
Dipper: Never listened to it.
Shifting: Maybe you should.
LET'S CHECK IN WITH VOLCANO AND DEVIL!
Devil: Nice fake fire!
Volcano: IT'S NONE BUT THE MOST REAL OF FIRE! FEEL THE HEAT! *swings sleeve, setting Devil on fire*
LET'S CHECK IN WITH FRUITY AND SICILY!
Fruity: euhb!
Sicily: wwzi!
Fruity: Ekmm?
Sicily: dwic!
(June 28, 2015 - 1:16 pm)
*Enters with Katydid and Wren*
(June 28, 2015 - 2:50 pm)
Thero: I am so glad I'm not wearing a tux.
Danie: Why?
Thero: Because tuxes do not fit me.
Danie: True. Actually, you would look hilarious.
(June 28, 2015 - 3:45 pm)
THE MUSIC STARTS!
Doctor: AAA! What is this?!
Me: Ummm.... oh.... err.... I'm not good at music trivia! Although this might be...
Music: Baybe, baybe, baybe oooooh!
Me: *groan* Justin Bieber. Gad, I have bad history with this song. HEY! BEATLES, PLEASE! PREFERABLY SGNT. PEPPER!
LET'S CHECK IN WITH FEATHER AND ENCYCLOPEDIA!
Feather: You know, bro, I missed you. Why were you hiding?
Encyclopedia: I was afraid st. would make fun of my name.
Feather: Naaaw, she would make fun of the fact that you're part-time my magic encyclopedia.
DEV?
Dev: *pours water over self* Okay, that's over with! Wanna throw pies?
Volcano: WHAT ABOUT FIIRE?!
Dev: Okay! That works too!
AND WHAT DOES CLODE THINK OF ALL OF THIS?
uavz.
(June 28, 2015 - 4:39 pm)
Somebody: Owl City! Shooting Star!
Bill: Whyyyy?
Somebody: Have you ever LISTENED to Shooting Star?
Bill: Why would I listen to her? She chased me around with a yardstick!
Somebody: THE SONG.
Bill: No...
Somebody: So zip it.
Bill: I AM A POWERFUL AND SCARY DREAM DEMON!
Somebody: Oh yeah? CHANGE OF PLANS, PUT ON TITANIUM BY DAVID GUETTA.
Music: *very synthesized* You're shouting it out, but I can't hear a word you say, talking loud, not saying much. Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones, talking loud, not saying much...
Somebody: *sings along with music*
Bill: AAH! SYNTHESIZED MUSIC! IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP!
Somebody: Too late! I AM TITAAAANIIIIIUUUUM!
Bill: *earplugs* This isn't going too well.
SHIFTING AND DIPPER ARE AT THE MOMENT HAVING A MUCH BETTER TIME.
Shifting: ... so then, the Tau Cult screams "WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!" and we start a barrage of Tau Blades. We won that battle but there were many to come!
Dipper: So who finally won the war?
Shifting: We truced because it got silly. I still say we should have won.
VOLCANO AND DEVIL ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOO.
Volcano: FIIIIIIIRRRREEEE!
Devil: KNEEL BEFORE ME!
Volcano: Now, kneel to me! Once upon a time in another place, there was an evil kingdom no one dared to face. And the ruler was a girl so mean, a tiny little princess of only age fourteen!
Devil: Just focus on the screaming ball guests. FACE THE WRATH OF OUR FLAMING VEGETABLE PIES!
Volcano: Hey Masked, Bae, wanna join us?
(June 28, 2015 - 6:55 pm)
I stumble into the ballroom laughing maniacally and dragging a very disgruntled Edmund behind me.
Forrest: Act normal, which means of course act crazy and you fit right in!
Edmund: Wait, what? Who are these people?
Forrest: Oooh! Hi Doctor! Beatles music? Yes I quite agree! BEATLES MUSIC PLEEEEEEAAASE??
Edmund: Wait where are you going?
Forrest: Shhhh! You'll wake the Captcha!
Edmund: The what?
Forrest: Just take this for now! (Pulls a small furry captcha named Emmet out from dress and hands to Edmund.) And be a good boy!
(June 28, 2015 - 9:55 pm)
Katydid: Wait...so how exactly are we going to dance?
Wren: I have NO idea.
Katydid: Aww, Sicily and Fruity make such a cute couple. Just listen to their conversations!!
*of course none of us can understand a word, so we shrug it off and drink some punch.*
Katydid: Sicily! Having fun?
Sicily: umgy
Katydid: umgy...I think that's a yes...
(June 29, 2015 - 12:05 am)
*Enters ballroom and sees cupcakes on the wall* Ooh! I want to chuck cupcakes! *Flings several at the wall, missing and hitting various people*
(June 29, 2015 - 8:18 am)
Sorry for not responding grumpy Katniss would like to go to the ball with grasshopper!just wondering what does he look like ? It is a good thing she got asked by someone or else she would go with a loaf of pita bread and call it Peeta mellark!
(June 29, 2015 - 7:03 am)
*Grabs Katydid's and Wren's hands and starts twirling for a few minutes*
"Wait one second..." *walks away and when she comes back, the music has changed*
(June 29, 2015 - 9:32 am)
Well, he can either be a grasshopper, or a person.
His person has blonde hair with a tint of green. He wears mostly green. He is tall. He can jump really high. That abou-
Grasshopper: and I am absolutely stunning!!
Katydid: Er...ish
Grasshopper: And what's that suppose to mean!!!
(June 29, 2015 - 1:28 pm)
Me: Are ya going to put on the Beatles or what?!
Music: I am the Taxman, ye-aaaah the taaxmaaaaaan......
Me: Thank you!
Doctor: You can't tax feet.
Me: It's a song! Roll with it!
LET'S CHECK UP ON FEATHER AND ENCYCLOPEDIA!
Feather: This is obviously St.'s choice.
Encyclopedia: Oh, she likes beetles?
Feather: She hates beetles!
Encyclopedia: But then why did she ask for it?
Feather: B-E-A-T-L-E-S, not B-E-E-T-L-E-S!
(June 29, 2015 - 9:38 am)
With Bill and Somebody...
Bill: Glad THAT'S over.
Somebody: SOR-RY! *throws knife across ballroom*
With Dipper and Shifting...
Dipper: Sorry if this offends you, but how long have you been dead?
Shifting: Au Contraire! I am rather proud to say that I have been dead for 110 years!
Dipper: 110?? Wow...
Shifting: Bill tells me to act my age, but I'm a 121 year-old ghost stuck at 11. *shouting across ballroom* DEAL WITH IT, CIPHER!
With Devil and Volcano...
Both: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! FEAR OUR FLAMING VEGETABLES!!!
Volcano: HEY MASKED! BAE! JOINING US OR NOT?
With Fruity and Sicily...
*dancing*
Fruity: Iwem!
Sicily: Cego...
Fruity: Cbri?
Sicily: Xeym. Xpiw?
Fruity: urdr.
(June 29, 2015 - 11:43 am)