Try to think

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Try to think

Try to think of the randomest thing ever that is appropriate. Type it in the response section.

Mine is: a puppy eating a snake with a fishtail and getting covered in confetti.
submitted by Palais A., age 9, U.S.A.
(January 7, 2016 - 4:51 pm)

I just saw a cat give birth to three hamsters.

Hallia says afac. A fact? Where's the fun in random facts when you can make up random fiction? 

submitted by Scylla
(January 7, 2016 - 7:40 pm)

I... I.. just cracked up about that. 

That literally made my day. 

submitted by Abigail S., age 11, Nose In a Book
(January 8, 2016 - 10:15 pm)

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submitted by top
(January 8, 2016 - 7:28 am)

Scorpions wearing blue top hats with rainbow colored laser beams coming out of their eyes.

submitted by hotairballoon
(January 8, 2016 - 7:46 am)

A pink turtle just flew out of my oven

Wingnut sayse pzde.

Pizza?.

submitted by Aquina W., age 13, Atlantis
(January 8, 2016 - 11:37 am)

Why is the piano climbing the tree again? I thought the yellow tarantula told him to eat his spinach.

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(January 8, 2016 - 5:00 pm)

Thanks, Abigail! And you'd never guess: The cat got sucked up a vacuum cleaner! It was hilarious (and also kind of sad because I love cats)!

submitted by Scylla
(January 9, 2016 - 12:24 am)

l believe the refrigerator holds bagels, and the meaning to life, the universe and everything. 

(It's the middle of the night and l'm hungry. It figures.) 

Cyclone says zrrp. Trap? Zap?  

submitted by Shadow Dragon, Hungryyyyy
(January 9, 2016 - 2:32 am)

The capybara in the toaster box stuck glue in my hair and ate a donut.

submitted by Micearenice
(January 9, 2016 - 7:23 pm)

An aqua marine panda with a top hat soared out of my Algebra 1 textbook and requested that I read to him the names of the presidential nominees for 1899. He then demanded that I give him a blueberry-mango cheese cake with chocolate sprinkles.

Don't ask. 

submitted by Bibliophile, age 12, Chicago, IL
(January 9, 2016 - 10:12 pm)

A pink penguin flew out of my window.

submitted by Elvina
(January 9, 2016 - 11:06 pm)

McDonald's makes you fat! McDonald's makes you fat! Hi-Ho-the-dairiyo, McDonald's makes you fat!

Oogeli-Boogeli!

Penguins dancing with candy canes eating rainbow unicorns wearing purple party hats with pandas on them feeding fishes with manes and glitter on top!

Yeah, I know. I have a problem. 

submitted by Buy Doritos!
(January 10, 2016 - 7:53 am)

(In a British accent) Would you care for a molasses chicken? 

The result of one very odd telephone game: Sailor is a good dog and a man at the same time. 

My CAPCHA, who I am now naming Byte, says ooit. I think he is trying to yodel.  

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(January 10, 2016 - 11:13 am)

The Drummer and the Singer/everything-else-player in a two person band (twenty one pilots) just switched places.

submitted by Daffodil, age 14
(January 10, 2016 - 11:38 am)

I cracked up a banana and demanded it shows its shoes.

:| 

submitted by Danie
(January 10, 2016 - 4:02 pm)