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Okay. Guess what? St.Owl's birthday is on the 26th, meaning... 6/5 days from now! (depending on how you count.) We want to surprise her with something special.

"WE?" YOU DO! I DON'T! I'M GONNA SULK IN A CORNER!

Oh, come on. We have a lot to say thank you for.

LIKE NOT TEACHING ME KARATE AND GIVING ME YUMMY THINGS?
She doesn't know karate! And it's fighting moves!

AND MAKING YOU A QUEEN AND NOT MAKING ME A KING?
You do realize that would make us married, and Puck wouldn't be at all happy about that.

AND ENCOURAGING THIS PUCK THING!!!

Naw, really, Dev, you're such a cute couple. I just don't want you two preying on me.

Anyway, ignoring this grouch, I do want to do something. What? I haven't the faintest idea. Maybe St. herself has something planned. Who knows? But I do want to prewarn everyone, so that when she dumps buckets of chocolate on all of your heads-- oh, wait, did I just say that? Dang it!
TRADEMARK 2016 DEVIL OWL.

Be quiet. That was her idea.

IT WAS MINE!

Anyway, St.Owl will definitely NOT be dumping buckets of chocolate on your heads, so obviously you should be excited for the 26th (after you get all of the chocolate out of your hair in the shower). 

#AWARENESSOFST.OWL'SBIRTHDAY!

#DEVMAKESUPHASHTAGS!

#NoOneCanReadDev'sHashtagsAsHeWritesThemInAllCaps!

#FEATHERISANNOYING!
#DevIsWorse!

#OOOOOH!YOUCOULDREADIT!

#ThatIsn'tAHashtag!

#NeitherIsThat!

--This is an automatic voice message system. Please get away from me with that blaster. Thank you. We give out free Automatic Voice Message Systems to all who needs them! Except you. Don't-- not the brussels-- The following was left for you to hear (SERIOUSLY, THIS IS BAD FOR MY WIRING):

And... cut!

End voice message.--

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(March 21, 2016 - 4:32 pm)

Oooh! Happy birthday, St. Owl! Mine is in April, on the-

*Kssstchh* MewFour speaking. This is MewFour speaking, in with a transmission. Mission--to go behind St. Owl's back and plan a birthday. 

MewFour! You interrupted me! I wasn't done talking, you know!-

*KKKSSSSTTCHCH* CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ThE WALKIE-TALKIE!

Mew you, uggh-- Feather! And DEV! Help me over here!

*KKKSSTSTHTCH* They're on my side. Walkie-talkies forever.  

I swear, you know how to get in the middle of everything! You busybody. 

And you're BO-RING. 

Hey! *splutter* This-- this isn't what we're writing about, MewFour! This is about planning... stuff with Feather and DEV!

Feather and DEV are with me! My psychic powers are out of the ordinary! AE's are the best, admit it. 

Fine. Fine, you know what? This is going no where. Good luck, Feather. Keeping DEV in check? I feel for you.

*kkstchcthsh*  

submitted by Amber and MewFour, age 12, Kanto
(March 21, 2016 - 7:22 pm)

Happy early Birthday, St. Owl!

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submitted by Mei-qi (May-chi)
(March 21, 2016 - 7:40 pm)

Oooooo!!!! I know!  We should have Dev and Puck's wedding on her birthday!!!  That way her present can be seeing one of her AEs happily settled!!

I though you wanted nothing to do with it.

Did Feather say dumping chocolate on our heads!?!?!?  YYYYAAAAAYYYY!!!  St, you give the gift that keeps on giving! 

#BABTMPISANNOYING

#Really? 

#HowDoesThisHashtagThingieWork?

#TORSTYNISANNOYING 

#DudeYou'reDoingIt

#Really?

#CHEATERYOUSTOLEONEFROMHER 

#NoOneCanReadPSXtreme'sHashtagsAsSheWritesThemInBoldItalicCaps!

#Let'sQuitTheHashtagsBeforeYouTwoKillEachOther 

*Huff huff* Fine.  I was running out anyway.  Puck, Dev, Feather, what do you say about the wedding? 

submitted by BABTMP, Torsten, Ect
(March 21, 2016 - 8:37 pm)

Oh yea, this is gonna be awesome!!!! 

*throws confetti everywhere*

 

#itstimeforweddingsandpartiesandchocolate!

 

 

submitted by Nova, Planning Parties
(March 21, 2016 - 9:20 pm)

In all amazing and wonderful legitness,

You, St. Owl, are an amazing person.

And I ABSOLUTELY love you!!!!! <3:

I love your writing, and your style is really great! (I think) I mean, everybody has those bad days where your writing sucks, but come on, someone like yoiu rarely sucks. At least at writing. Because legitness you are the only you. So there is really no one like you. 

#SooooSpecial

#Myfaveeeee

#ILoveEveryoneElseToo

But you have really helped with some of mywriting, and I really enjoyed doing the roleplay competition with you! I love your characters,they were the best!

#SoOriginal

#HASHTAG

#HASHBROWN 

DID SOMEBODY MENTION FOOD? *Reads up one line* #ANYTHINGPOTATORELATEDISABSOLOUTELYAMAZING BECAUSEPOTATOSARETHEBESTSPUDSANDRYHMHYWITHDUDSWICHCANBEMUDDYORSPARKLYLIKEMYWRREEEENNCCHHHH!!!

Kit Kat.

Yes?

That was a really long hastag.

Definitely

You stay out of this, little green bug.

*Coughs*Anyway....St.Owl, you are a fabu-

*Grasshopper and KitKat* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOO YOOUUU......HAPPPPYYBIIRRTHDDAAAYYYY DEEASRR OWWWLLLL BUDDYYYY,HAPPPPYY BIRTHHDAAAYY.....TO YOUU!!!

*I am going to murder those two as soon as I can hear again.

 

 

submitted by Katydid
(March 22, 2016 - 1:47 am)

Happy Birthday St. Owl! *confetti*

Ew. Confetti. Why are we happy about this? It's just a birthday.

BECAUSE ON BIRTHDAYS WE GET TO THROW PIES AT EVERYONE!

NOOOOO PLEASE don't do that to poor St. Owl on her birthday! it's her birthday! We want it to be fun!

I hate fun. 

But life is only fun if we can throw pies at everyone.

No it's not. *more confetti* 

CAN WE STOP WITH THE CONFETTI?! IT"S TOO CHEERFUL

Can I throw a pie at Six?

DONT THROW PIES AT ANYONE PLEASE

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

NO

YOU HAD BETTER NOT THROW A PIE AT ME OR I WILL KILL YOU

*AE fight*

I'm sorry you had to read that. My AEs don't like to get along. 

 

submitted by Cloudfire, Sweet Tea, Number Six
(March 22, 2016 - 2:05 pm)

Yay! Maybe we could make a special thing, on this thread, on the 26th for St!

#HappyEarlyBirthdaySt.Owl!

(borrowing this from Dev) 

#AwarenessOfSt.Owl'sBirthday!

#HashtagsAreVeryFun!

#ThisIsAReeallyLongHashtagWhichWillGoOffThePagePellucidLovesHuggingCatsNotSoMuchFishSunsetsAreAwesomeSoArePrismsThisIsLongEnoughIThink!

#Dev&Puck4Ever!

#SkiLodgesAreFun! 

#UnbreakableAEsWeWillNeverDie!

 

 

submitted by Aquina & Pellucid
(March 22, 2016 - 4:48 pm)

Ooh! Hey, look, a thread by--

PRETEND TO BE A WEEPING ANGEL!

*pretends to be a weeping angel*

....IMPRESSIVE!
BUT WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT--

Tell you what, go into the other room--

*goes into another room*

WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT ME MARRYING PUCK?! IT! IS! NOT! HAPPENIIIIIIIING!
Oooh, yes it is. St. will be delighted! A real wedding! With flowers and music--

BY NICO AND VINZ--

She hates Nico and Vinz so we're not doing that, maybe Beatles--

BUT IT'S MY WEDDING AND I HATE BEATLES!
Who cares? It's her birthday.

SO I'M GOING TO PLEDGE MY LIFE TO SOMEONE AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?!
Wow. You caught on quickly this time.

#BeforeThingsGetMessyWeMustLeave

#HashtagsAreFun

#ThisIsBecomingATheme

#BecauseSt.IsA #WeepingAngel in #ThisRoom #PayHerCompliments in her #BirthdayThread when she #MakesOne and #DumpsChocolateOnYourHeads--- oh whoops. But I am #GreatlyAppreciativeForHer

#CLODESAYSGUEK!

#ThatWasRandom

submitted by Feather AND DEV!
(March 22, 2016 - 6:22 pm)

Ooh, happy birthday, St.! I hope you get lots of presents! And a pie to the face!

Hey, Dev, can I be "best dragon"? >=P

What a faux pas. I'd watch your back for Brussels sprout pies if I were you.

#OhbequietHABnobodyaskedyou 

#LOL

#Hashtagsarekindofpointlessimeancouldntyoujustincludeallofthisinthenormalpost?

#Marriageisthenewgoingsteady 

#You'dbetterservedoughnutsinsteadofweddingcakeori'mnotcoming 

For the love of all that is holy stop with the hashtags.

#I'mgoingtotalklikethisfortherestoftheweekjusttotickyouoff

I hope you like sleeping in the yard, then.

Anyway, happy birthday, St.!! Eat lots of cake!! Maybe tell your AEs to shove off for a day!! That'd be a nice present!!

...Okay bye!! 

 

submitted by H.A.B. & Spyro
(March 22, 2016 - 7:23 pm)

OH MY GOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

To my dearest of stowls,

A Birthday Cayke  

 

 

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(March 22, 2016 - 7:57 pm)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ST!!! RUFUS HERE!

Don't forget me, Will! I'm here too! Happy Birth-

I SAID IT FIRST! ME! NOT YOU!

(Facepalm)You had caffiene this morning, didn't you? Numbskull! I told you that stuff makes you energetic!

IDIDN'THAVENUTHIN!

Oh for crying out loud. You're awesome St! Happy B-day!!! 

(Shoots confetti pie with laucher) YEEE HAW!

submitted by WIll T.
(March 22, 2016 - 8:12 pm)

Owlgirl:

Happy soon to be birthday, St. Owl! You are amazing! 

@Feather and Dev: The 26th, you say? I will be sure to help with you birthday surpr-

Grace: DID SOMEBODY SAY BIRTHDAY?!

Oh, great.

WILL THERE BE CAKE? No, don't answer that. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE CAKE!!!!! YAAAAAAA!!!!!

*starts running around wildly, knocking something down every three steps*

Grace, calm down!

Never!!!!!!!

Grace- 

LET'S PARTYYYY!!!!!! I WANT CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! 

*sighs*

Why do I even try?

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!

*still chanting "CAKE!", grabs wireless keyboard from Owlgirl*

Give. That. Back!

*googles "flaming squirrels"*

What the heck, Grace?

*inserts the first picture that comes up*

Owlgirl: The 26th, you say? I will be sure to help with you birthday surpr-

Grace: DID SOMEBODY SAY BIRTHDAY?!

Oh, great.

WILL THERE BE CAKE? No, don't answer that. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE CAKE!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts running around wildly, knocking something down every three steps*

Grace, calm down!

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grace- 

LET'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! 

*sighs*

Why do I even try?

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!

*still chanting "CAKE!", grabs wireless keyboard from Owlgirl*

Give. That. Back!

*googles "flaming squirrels"*

What the heck, Grace?

 

*inserts the first picture that comes up*

Oh! Oh!
What is it now?
I feel a song coming on...
"FLAMING SQUIRRELS RO-OCK!
They were born in a tree that was lit on fire,
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, LIT ON FIRE!
And now that have FIRE POWERS! 
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, FIRE POWERS!
FLAMING SQUIR-"
Hem hem.
Who was that?
HEM hem.
Who was that?
HEM-HEM!
Who- oh no. No, no, this is not happening. I already have one. I already have one AE.
Hello. My name Umbrija.
Did you say UMBRIDGE?!
No, you stupid student. I said UMBRIJA. The name was inspired by umbridge, who I believe to be a very inspiring woman, likewise.
*jaw drops*
Two things that are VERY  wrong here.
Number one, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER AE!
Number two, I REALLY don't need an AE who thinks PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE is INSPIRING!
Number three, you used "likewise" in the wrong context.
Of course I do, likewise, you stupid student.
Don't call me that.
Excuse me?
Don't call me "stupid student". You don't even know me!
I will call you whatever I want. And I do know you. I have been assigned to be your AE.
No, you weren't! AEs appear randomly in our posts, fabricated by some weird space-time-computer-CB-loop-thingie! But they are created with ideas in their heads, ideas that they are powerufl monarchs, or strict schoolteachers, or knights! Kind of like Toy Story...but they aren't real!
I am not real? How positively rude. Likewise.
I didn't mean that YOU weren't real. i meant that whatever idea you have about who you are and where you came from is not real. And stop saying likewise.
Oh, really, likewise, you stupid student.
You know what, I am just going to post this, before anything else happe-
HELLO. MY NAME IS KNIFE-THROWING RABBIT. I AM YOUR NEW AE. 
*screams and faints* 
Gosh, that was just me, Umbrija. Clearly this CBer is very shaken to mistake me for a new AE. I will post now. Happy Birthday, St. whatever your name is.  
submitted by Owlgirl & Grace
(March 22, 2016 - 8:29 pm)

Wow, that was a very long post, Owlgirl. 

For some reason, I can't think of any more crazy things for my "AE" to say. For me, that's actually good. 

submitted by The Novelist, The Secret Forest
(March 23, 2016 - 6:45 am)

Biin!

Why is everyone making hashtags?

Biin! #Biin!

Oh, not you too, Tu-zi! #NoMoreHashtags

Payo! #Payo!

He-mi, it's fine. Xiao tu-zi can say whatever she wants.

Why did you name me after Hermione Granger?

How is that relevant to St. Owl's birthday?

I'm an Æ. I'm supposed to be random.

*Sighs* Whatever you say, He-mi. 

 

submitted by Ji,Xiaotuzi,and Hemi
(March 23, 2016 - 6:14 pm)

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been on for a little bit, I've been helping to console Puck from crying over Dev. (See Alter Ego Thread in DTE) 

Anyways... I think a wedding with Puck and Dev would be the PERFECT birthday gift for St. Owl!  

Puck: *Returns from crying* (See Alter Ego thread in DTE) 

Well, a wedding would be nice..... with Dev.... but he still hasn't proposed yet!! 

*Runs off crying*

Me: There she goes... again. Anyways, HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY ST. OWL!!!!! Hope it's a good one!!!!

Side note: Can you please not pour chocolate over me???? It SO does not look good on my armor! :p ;)  

submitted by Joan (And Puck), age 13, Camelot
(March 24, 2016 - 7:20 pm)