Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

So, uh, I'm not sure how to start this, but: Critic A is being upgraded.

Not replaced, upgraded. When I first created her, I didn't think about developing her personality like I would with a charrie, just the HAVING of an AE, which was a mistake. So I've changed her name, altered her personality a bit, and gave her a new appearance.

Meet Amanda, but please call her A or Mandy. 

Hello. *waves*

She looks like a sweet, innocent schoolgirl, with braids, a white shirt with a Peter-Pan collar, a plaid skirt, and a pen tucked behind her ear.

If you've read Percy Jackson, you must know how his pen turns into a sword. Well, mine turns into a dagger. And I don't use it for saving the world. *smiles evilly*

But as you may know, appearances can be decieving.

Whatever are you talking about? I wouldn't hurt a fly. *mutters* But I might hurt you if you don't stop blowing my cover!

I heard that. Mandy is basically harmless most of the time, and can even be quite nice, but if you annoy her, watch out. Of course, even then it's pretty difficult to prove that it was her that... er... perpetrated the crime.

*flips hair* I'm just smart that way, darlin'. 

She is pretty clever, and is more insane that you can tell from her appearance, but a quieter sort of madness. She does some tricky, malicious, things, but she'll deny all causes and make it seem like someone else started it.

What—!

So there you have it. 

No, you don't.  I'm also an incredible perfectiones and am very organized. 

Right, right. *starts walking off*

*sticks out leg*  

*trips* MANDY! GET OVER HERE!

What? Huh? What happened? Oh my god, you fell! Are you okay? 

You tripped me!

I don't know what you're talking about. How dare you arraign me.

I know it was you.

You don't know anything, missy. You only think you do.

AHHH!