Hello. I want

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hello. I want

Hello. I want to get an AE.

First of all I'm sorry I haven't commented at all on the controversy as Owlgirl has frequently described it. (That's a rather cool -sounding word: controversy. It sounds like what it is.) I've been reading it. But I've been busy anyway, and the last thing I have time to do on the AE drama.

Anyway I've been wanting to get an AE for a very long time. I've thought about her. Here's what I'm thinking: her name shall be Queenie. She's similar to the Queen of Hearts, except not as angry. She's prideful, she's royal, she doesn't trust Ski Lodges, she likes tarts, she believes everyone to be her servant, and when she gets mad she yells 'Off with your head!'

But a lot of people are having problems with AEs, about how many a person should have, and 'stereotypical AEs.'

I have some questions. Is this a good time to get an AE? Should I wait? Or is it okay, as long as I tweak my AEs personality? If so, how shall I need to tweak it? Also, this doesn't fit in anywhere, but is it weird that I type 'shall' and say 'goodness' a lot? It's not like I say 'shall' in real life. It just feels right when I'm typing it. 

I don't want to make anybody upset. 

submitted by Hermione A.
(July 2, 2016 - 9:01 pm)

I think it's fine to make an AE whenever. Your AE sounds great. 

I don't think itms weird. I use goodness a lot, online or off. I kinda use it like "gosh." 

submitted by Novelist, The Secret Forest
(July 2, 2016 - 11:57 pm)

Your AE sounds fine, Hermi. No need to get super worried. We're not going to attack you or anything.

submitted by TOP
(July 3, 2016 - 8:33 am)

Oops I meant to post under Owlgirl not top.

submitted by Owlgirl
(July 3, 2016 - 8:34 am)

Oooh this is the second time I've used the anime avatar generator. Here is Queenie. I shall do an official profile soon.

 

submitted by Hermione A.
(July 3, 2016 - 8:52 am)

Name- Queenie

Appearance- See above

Personality- She is proud and snooty and vain. She believes herself to be the most beautiful thing on the earth. She also likes to treat others as servants. She loves Teacup, though, and considers Teacup to be the most adorable thing on the earth. When Queenie is angered, she goes crazy and starts yelling "Off with your head!"

Strengths- She knows how to use that scepter. 

Weaknesses- Tarts (although she will not go crazy for it) and her pride and vanity.

Crushes- She has none at the time being.

Other- She speaks in Italics. Also, I believe she shall be my only AE.

Hail Queenie! Hail! Hail Queenie, and sing songs of praise for her astoundishing beauty!

(She also attempts to use big words a lot, but she ends up using the wrong one or combining words. Since I am a vocabulary nerd...) Hello, Queenie. I believe you mean astonishing or astounding.

Whatever. Hail! Hail! 

submitted by Hermione A.
(July 3, 2016 - 9:00 am)

Welcome, Queenie. I think you will soon learn that there is only a bit of space for true royalty around here. While your name, a foolish and superficial attribute, may surpass mine in ranking, you have not proven yourself to be truely fit for the court of the Chatterbox...yet. Good luck, and remember that it may take more than a few tries to surpass me!

submitted by Princess Icicle
(July 4, 2016 - 7:14 am)

Ha! As if, you wannabe.

Queenie, tone it down.

Queenie is short for Queen Catherine Maviana Elizabeth Rose of Hearts. And I shall prove myself. Also, as a display of my magnificent generosity I shall forgive your rudeness, and welcome you as a guest to the my court, the Court of Hearts. Until we meet again, Princess Icicle.

submitted by Queenie
(July 4, 2016 - 6:15 pm)

And meet again we shall, when I am holding court from the perch of my throne, and you come to beg forgiveness for ever thinking that you were better than I!

And by the way, a long name is a cover for cowardice and low self-esteem. 

submitted by Princess Icicle
(July 5, 2016 - 7:56 am)

Ooh! I like your AE!

BLAST MORE COMP- I MEAN WELCOME! LOVELY TO SEE YOU! STICK AROUND!

Er, hi! I... I'm Baelfire... do you like scream metal? 

submitted by Brookeira
(July 5, 2016 - 7:59 am)

Again, I find someone who enjoys such ostentatious vocabulary! And illustrious at that! I have no doubt we shall be friends, my royal Queen. 

Umm... Yes, yes, welcome. That was Quill. She is very proper and big on vocabulary, but easily annoyed. I believe Zeon is-

Is here and on time! *Stares at Queenie with disgust* Not another girl...

Be nice, Zeon! This is my little pest, Zeon. He is usually the nicest soul you would meet. But he is having some drama issues right now thanks to Quill, so he isn't too fond of talking to/meeting girls at the moment. Normally, Zeon is obsessed with video games, chips, and surfing.

You got that right! 8-Piece is teaching me to surf, bro.

Queenie is a girl.

Everyone is my bro, Ash. EVERYONE!

Anyways, nice to meet you. And, ahm, be careful of the other Royal AEs. We don't want an execution, now do we? No one shall lose their heads here, I hope.

Wait, like in Assassin's Creed II when Ezio's family was-

Don't say it, it is not an appropriate topic for this conversation. And no, that was a lynching.

Ahh, lynching. Such a sour way to-

Be quiet, Quill. We are not to talk of such topics on the CB. As I was saying before so rudely interrupt-

Nice to meet you, Queenie *holds out a gaming controller*, like video games?

Let's go. Now. 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(July 5, 2016 - 7:49 pm)