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To Devil Owl/Dev:
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To Devil Owl/Dev:
To Devil Owl/Dev:
I am pleased *heehee* to announce that you are going to be sent to Azkaban. For the crime of MY SISTER HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU. A squad of dementors will arrive to pick you up approximately three seconds after you read the first words of this letter. Your release time? Is never. Also, if the AEs and CAPTCHAs try to help you, do not let them.
Have a nice day!
Icicle, aka Icy.
submitted by ANGRYICY, age ANGRY11, GETTING DEMENTOR SQUAD!!!
(July 9, 2016 - 7:44 pm)
(July 9, 2016 - 7:44 pm)
Expecto Patronum! *Full-figure wolf appears* STAY AWAY FROM DEV, DEMENTORS!
STUPEFY *Knocks out Icy with spell* YOU HEARD MY SISTER. NO. ONE. TOUCHES. DEV!
(July 9, 2016 - 10:15 pm)
What on earth is going on here? Zeon? Quill? Explain yourselves!
See... See... Icy is trying to... *starts crying*
Icy wants to banish Dev!
What Dev?
Devil Owl I believe.
AND YOU USED A WAND IN FRONT OF A MUGGLE?
How do you know Icy is a muggle? For goodness sake, Ashlee, she called dementors on Dev!
Wait, what? Dementors?
Indeed.
Can I curse Icy?
Ye- WAIT NO.
TOO LATE. CRUCI-
NO. STOP IT NOW, ZEON! Expelliarmus! *knocks the wand out of Zeon's hand*
I will help protect Dev IF, and only if, you promise to NEVER use an unforgivable curse. Promise?
I promise...
Good. Now Icy, please reconsider-
No need. The Demeters are gone thanks to my Patronus.
For now, anyways. Keep your guard up.
(July 9, 2016 - 11:14 pm)
Protego!!!
Incindio!!! *fire appears and blasts*
(July 10, 2016 - 7:39 am)
I am not a muggle...I am a half-blood. *sticks head up proudly* And a Metamorphmagus, when in Harry Potter Form (aka Icy Lupin).
Dementors, to me!
(July 10, 2016 - 7:47 am)
Uh oh. Are we late to the party?
What's going on he-*ducks under Incindeo fire blast* darn! That was her trademark spell!
Okay guys we somehow need to get the Dementors to send ICY to Azkaban, not Dev!!!
But she's Icy Lupin! Her Incindio & Stupefy combo is unstoppable!
Or so you think. You've only seen her duel with YOU. Besides, you're not as much of a Talented Harry Potter Fan as she is (at all,you don't really like the books), so you're not as strong!
Uh oh.
(July 10, 2016 - 7:54 am)
Stand back from the 1/1 flying dementor creatures. I am a planeswalker! Dementors have no effect on me! I have reached enlightened mastery! I am the protagy of Niv-Mezzet, the bringer of the Jeskai way. Fly back, before I cast Chandra!
yes, this is a Magic;the Gathering/Harrp Potter crossover.
(July 10, 2016 - 9:19 am)
*Pushes Chilly and Icy behind a wall* Stay. Here. Unless you plan to fight. *Looks behind wall and blasts spell* Protego Totalum! *Protection field appears*
Petrificus Totalus! Can't curse us if you are bound. LALALALA. YOU CAN'T GET US.
Shut up Zeon.
Rude.
(July 10, 2016 - 11:30 am)
Send Dev to Azkaban, but under different charges!
HEY!
Feather, let's deal with fair arrestings later.
They're bringing him to Azkaban anyway!
Under unfair charges.
. . .Fine. I will be his defense. *unrolls scroll*
Ahem. Devil Owl-- erm, nothing more official than that to his name-- is innocent of this crime. He has no affiliations with your sister and definitely has no affectionate feelings towards her (sorry). May I call up my first witness, the owl himself?
I DON'T LIKE WHOEVER THIS LADY IS!
Well, that's rather rude, Dev. Please watch your language in court.
I HAVE NO EFFICLATIONS OR WHATEVER--
Affiliations.
AFILLIATTIONS--
Affiliations.
WHATEVER! WITH THIS PERSON! IF ANYTHING, SEND HER TO AZKABAN!
Dev, we discussed this. DO NOT PIN THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE.
WELL, IT WASN'T MY FAULT IS WHAT I'M SAYING!
Technically, I'm supposed to question you, but you just answered all my questions. Now may the jury (the other Alter Egos) come to a decision.
OR WE COULD BLAST EVERYONE WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
Or we could patiently wait for the court to come to a decision.
OR WE COULD BLAST EVERYONE WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS! *whips out blaster*
Devil Owl, you are going into a side chamber to wait for the jury and think about what you've done.
Punishing him is my job!
Fine, you do it.
Devil Owl, go into a side chamber to wait for the jury and think about what you've done!
(July 10, 2016 - 11:38 am)
I... Err... I hate making decisions.
Well, Zeon. The answer is obvious, insn't it?
He is... innocent?
Indeed. Zeon and I agree Dev is innocent and should not be sent to Azkaban.
And if the remaining jury decides against-
We will act reasonably, Zeon. Put your wand away!
But-
I said put it away.
Fine.
(July 10, 2016 - 2:39 pm)
I don't care...my sister has a crush on him and he needs to be..disposed of.
Dementors, take him away.
(July 10, 2016 - 3:05 pm)
Dementors.... ummm.... the girl who told you to get Devil Owl IS Devil Owl!!! BRING HER TO AZKABAN!!!!!
*Icy gets taken to Azkaban*
How did that even work? I mean seriously how? Maybe I have inherited ththe Power of being a Harry Potter fangirl!!!! I don't believe this!!!
(July 10, 2016 - 3:44 pm)
*Gives Chilly a high five* Harry Potter fangirl moment
Wait, what?
You wouldn't understand it.
(July 10, 2016 - 4:27 pm)
Whoa, Icy! Take a breath! It's me, Trill!
She won't listen. Let's get her! Dev has nothing to do with your SISTER! (This is River)
Both of you, Stop it!!!!!
We need to settle things rationally.
I agree, Inktail. But if I must fight, I will. *grits teeth*
If?!?!? Hah! You mean when!
First off, you both know she could harm you more than you her.
Second...this is not Dev's fault. It is Icy's sisters, technically. If Icy's sister loves Dev, than why should Dev be to blame?
Please answer, Icy. Your loving pal, Trill.
Yeah. Cause if you don't answer, I'm gonna pound you into meat!! (Your 'pal', River)
Sigh. Shut up, both of you. ~Inktail
(July 10, 2016 - 4:16 pm)
....Wait, I just sent my own sister to Azkaban. Oh well. I'll write a sorry thread to the CBers. They love sorry threads!
(July 11, 2016 - 8:52 am)
Hey Icy! I can help you!
(July 11, 2016 - 3:54 pm)