Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

SOMEBODY AND CO.-- COME OVER AND CLICK THIS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

*blows party horn*

Okay it's a bit late, but I have organized a SURPRISE PARTY!

*blows party horn*

Which basically means we three decided, "hey, let's do a surprise birthday party!" "Okay!"
*blows party horn*

But anyway, this is a CELEBRATION!

*blows party horn*

I made fruitcake for Shifting! It's non-corporeal-- I'm not sure how I did it, but I did it.

*blows party horn*

I have a special gift! It's a hint especially for Somebody. And that's this: you write fanfiction. What's my name?

(very vague. Figure it out.)

*blows party horn*

DEVIL OWL, WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?!

*blows party horn RABELIOUSSLY*

I think you mean rebelliously.

WHATEVER!

OH RIGHT. VOLCANO, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS.

*holds out mangled, spit-worn party horn*

DEVIL. OWL.

OKAY! I MADE FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIES FOR YOU!
You seem to make a lot of those.

THEY'RE MISSING THE FLAMING PART THOUGH, SO YOU'D BETTER DO THAT.

That's responsible.

*blows party horn in Feather's face*

*it promptly gives way and flutters up to the ceiling before exploding and raining mushed beets on her head*

Before this gets out of control . . .

T-t-t-t-that's all, folks! ;)

*iuip*!