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100 Ways To Annoy Darth Vader
...In memory of Daisy. This is like the Voldemort one, except we add on to it, post to post to post.
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1. Call him "buckethead" and slam his helmet down on his head
2. Step on his cloak when he's walking by
3. Slosh a can of hot pink paint over him
submitted by Leafpool, 1, 2, 3.
(December 26, 2016 - 3:26 pm)
(December 26, 2016 - 3:26 pm)
46: Hold up a Lei and ask him why his kid is named after one.
47: Video him singing and post it on social media.
48: Give him a rabbit named Darth Bunny and tell him it's his new sidekick.
49: Decorate the Death Star for Christmas and paint his suit like an ugly sweater.
50: Throw him a surprise party with a bunch of storm troopers.
(December 31, 2016 - 5:08 pm)
Halfway there!
51. Remove his lightsaber's crystal and rebuild the inside into a confetti launcher nad noise maker. That way, when he tries to dramatilally ignite his saber to duel Luke, it'll shoot multi colored paper everywhere and make anoying sounds.
52. Tell him Darth Sidious's cape looks cooler.
53. Stick a whoopie cushion under the seat in his TIE fighter.
(December 31, 2016 - 7:49 pm)
54) Hire the mouse droids to follow him around, constantly squeaking
55) Remodel the Imperial Shuttle so that instead of smoke whooshing out as the ramp descends, there is confetti and streamers and party horn noises as he makes his grand enterance
56) Stick two smiley-face stickers over the eye holes in his mask
(January 1, 2017 - 2:26 am)
57. Give him a nicely wrapped box containing a CD of people exaggerating the force-choking sound. "CHKGGGGHHHHFCK!!!"
58. Show him a behind-the-scenes video of him tripping over his cloak as he walks down the Imperial Shuttle ramp
59. As you're walking by, "accidentally" slosh your latte all over him. "Oh, I'm sorry! Did I corrode your button pad? I hope the insurance covers this!"
60!!!. Instead of his personal soundtrack, the Imperial March, play Let It Go and Justin Bieber when he walks in.
(January 1, 2017 - 1:18 pm)
61. Tell him that if the Death Star blows up again, he really should take the USS Enterprise and use that.
62. Show him one of those 'Best of Darth Vader' videos.
63. Make him a cake and tell him to give it to Luke and Leia when he sees them again.
64. Dress up as a Stormtrooper and talk back to him when he gives orders.
65. Tell him that you prefer Kylo Ren.
(January 1, 2017 - 2:57 pm)
66. Glue sand to the bottom of his cape trail so that whenever he walks the sand skids along the floor.
Sorry that's not very good. XD
~Poetic Panda
(January 1, 2017 - 6:37 pm)
67. Hold up your hand in a Vulcan salute and say, sorry, Spock's much better. Besides, I'm a Trekkie.
(January 1, 2017 - 8:47 pm)
68: Copy everything he says in an annoying high pitched voice.
69: Tell him how bad his farts smell. XD
70: Show him pictures of all the people who have ever dressed up like him.
(January 2, 2017 - 6:09 pm)
71. Dress up as his long lost daughter, "Ella Vader"
72. Force him (pun intended XD) to take you on a 'road' trip, and ask "Are we there yet?" Every 5 seconds. Play Taylor Swift the whole time.
73. Stick stickers on his back when he's not paying attention.
(January 2, 2017 - 6:14 pm)
74. Stalk him while riding a tricycle.
75. Mispronounce his name as "Daerth Vuhdeer?"
76. Dress as Han Solo and ask for his blessing to marry his daughter.
(January 2, 2017 - 6:39 pm)
77- paint the death star like a giant eyeball.
78- give him a FORCE AWAKENS poster and ask him why he's not in it.
79- Give him a present. When he unwraps it, inside is the helmet-skull-bone-petrified-thing from Force Awakens. Tell him that Kylo prayed to his dead remains, and congratulate him on being such a great grandpa.
80- get him a set of Star Wars figurines, and also a sandbox for him to play with them in. Paint two models of the death star yellow, and hang them above the sandbox, claiming it's Tatooine.
(January 2, 2017 - 7:17 pm)
81. Similar to 80, paint the REAL Death Star yellow, and give it a giant smiley face, using the huge circular thing (I'm not a Star Wars fan, okay?! :P) as one of the eyes.
82. Give him a present wrapped in pink paper with a red bow. When he opens it, poofs of red and pink glitter pour onto his suit. Scream, "Happy Valentines Day!!"
83. Decorate a Christmas tree with ornimates of Luke, but use his helmet as a topper. Hehe!
Temuri says vdeg. Guess even she's getting into the spirit of things!!!
(January 3, 2017 - 6:27 pm)
84. Dress up like him and when he issuse a comand go and tell everybody not to do it.
85. Give him a pare of big, pink, fluffy socks and tell him "I expect you to wear them"!!
(January 4, 2017 - 7:45 am)
86. Rig trip wires everywhere, and since ti must be hard to see out of that helmet, he'll trip over all of them!
87. Give him an umbrella, and blast Singin' in the Rain music all day. He'll have to succumb to the enormous pressure of catchy show tunes eventually... ah. Darth Vader Dancin' in the Rain.
(January 4, 2017 - 11:09 am)
Brooklyn Newsie, lol!! Those are AWESOME! :)
88. Follow him around everywhere, get a megaphone and yell out, "DARTH VADER IS HERE!" every time he walks into a room. :)
89. While he isn't looking, strap on a voice modifier onto Darth's helmet that makes whatever commands he says come out much siller and completely unrelated. For example, if Darth were to say, "Everyone report to the control room!" It would come out to everyone else as, "Everyone go take a bubble bath and sing to the rubber duckies!" The best part is, Darth would never know what his commands would come out to be. The voice modifier would project only to the world around him, not to the inside of his helmet. Well, that's one of the best parts. I don't see how I can leave out the part where he'll be walking into the control room and find a ton of Stormtroopers taking bubble baths and singing to the rubber duckies. XD
~Poetic Panda
(January 4, 2017 - 9:39 pm)