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What would be

What would be your reaction if I posted this?

But wait, if you're reading this, then I already have posted it, and you are actually recieving a time capsule of some sort, a ghost of a wondering that I had but is a question no longer, because, if you are reading this, you are having some sort of reaction, even if that is apathy. So the question isn't really proper. I can't be hypothetical, because the answer exists right there in concrete and current (for you, not for the typist) reality. It should be, "what is your reaction to this post?" That isn't right either, though, because the present tense makes it seem like we are talking in a fluid conversation, whereas in reality these words were passed through the Admins and will only be posted a few hours after I click the 'submit' button. 

Anyway, proper tenses aside, what is your answer?

Oh yeah, and hi. 

submitted by Over the Rainbow
(May 28, 2017 - 4:42 pm)

I remember you! You used to go by Tuxedo Kitten, right?

submitted by OtR
(May 30, 2017 - 6:12 am)

Hey OtR! I remember you, you may or may not remember me. It's nice to see you again. Well, hear from you. That's not right either... Read your writing again. That works!

submitted by Rae
(May 30, 2017 - 6:10 am)

One more question, and then I'll stop talking about myself: am I an oldie or middie or something? What is your new way af categorizing us?

submitted by OtR
(May 30, 2017 - 6:18 am)

We try not to use those terms anymore. On the Ultimate Guide thread there's sort of a timeline of events, so you might want to look at that. It's on the first or second page of CaC.

submitted by Crookshanks, age 2nd year, Hogsmeade
(May 30, 2017 - 10:29 am)

Hi, Over the Rainbow! That  was a beautiful paradox, and well worth the minute (or four) I spent staring at it. I'm not sure if this is correct, but couldn't the whole problem be avoided by saing "What will your reaction be if I post this?" It seems to me that the future tense would allow you to ask the question as you wrote it, and us to answer it as we saw it. Also: Hi!

submitted by Dumpun, Among Theives
(May 30, 2017 - 10:04 am)

My first reaction upon seeing name: IT'S OTR! IT'S OTR!!! I MUST BE DREAMING.

My second and more reasonable reaction: What on earth did I just read?

My third and most current reaction: I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE IT IS OTR!!

And so in short, I feel you wrote this in two ways: to prank us into using a good 10-15 seconds of our time, and to reintroduce yourself as you return.

Correcto?  

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Future
(May 30, 2017 - 11:15 am)

Oh, and the most reasonable response at the moment:

How have you been, OtR? The CB hasn't been the same without you, that is for sure. So you want and update... Well, the CB has been really calm recently. Sounds like we will be restarting the World Domination thread in a few weeks as school and things settle down for people. And a number of new members joining has slowed down, although that usually picks up again mid-June, as we know.

As for me personally, tired, somewhat bored, yet excited because we are going to Nationals for FBLA! We got two places away, but two teams had to drop out, so we got moved up. It's in Anaheim this year, which is going to be really cool. Nerve-wracking because I am not a city person, but awesome.  

And I've been reading - a lot. Wuthering Heights and Delirium are my two most recent ones. And writing. Things like that.

So I return to my question: how have things been going for you? 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 16, The Future
(May 30, 2017 - 11:21 am)

@OtR

Well, I didn't hug you--but I can! *Hugs* 

submitted by Leafpool
(May 30, 2017 - 1:17 pm)

Interesting...

I think it would be what was because it was past tense. However it could be what are your reactions because you are talking to more than one person. That would rather clear up the tenses. 

Anyway. Hello OtR. I'm Silverwaxwing. I was around some when you were here, but I never said anything. 

 

submitted by Silverwaxwing
(May 30, 2017 - 3:48 pm)

Well I guess my other post didn't really introduce myself very well, so I'll do that now. I'm Epic Fangirl. I was around when Kyngdom started under a different name that I can't for the life of me remember and I feel like I've seen some posts under your name but I do go around reading old RPs and threads so yeah. Hi.

submitted by Epic Fangirl
(May 30, 2017 - 9:38 pm)

Do I know you?

submitted by Lucy B., age 13, California
(May 30, 2017 - 11:14 pm)

My reaction: *narrows eyes* Is she leaving? She can't be! *exhales in relief* Whew! Thank goodness!

Cardinal's reaction: "maak". Now I have a sheep CAPTCHA.

submitted by Kate-the-Great
(May 31, 2017 - 1:32 am)

OtR! You're here!

*Hugs and never lets go*

I missed you!

Also, this is quite conflusing. I am confuzzled. 

submitted by Bookworm
(June 1, 2017 - 6:57 pm)