Pie Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pie Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pie Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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submitted by Pheasantwithbooks, age 13, Horsetopia
(July 15, 2017 - 12:36 pm)

Behold, my C4 pies are ready to attack!!!!!!!!

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Take that!!!! * throws pies* and that!!! * throws more pies* muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Pheasantwithbooks, age 13, Horsetopia
(August 2, 2017 - 10:37 am)

A PIE WAR THREAD?! I know what to do.

PIE BLASTERS! GET 'EM BEFORE THEY'RE SOLD OUT! PICK ONE OFF THE SHELF!

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THE PRICE: One pie to be thrown at your face! |}

I don't have any Æs to pie fight with so please buy these best-selling Pie Blasters! Guaranteed to hit your unlucky victim exactly where you aim! 

submitted by Pastella, Pie Blaster Service, inc.
(August 2, 2017 - 10:18 pm)

I'LL TAKE FOUR PIE BLASTERS PLEASE! One for each limb! 

 

oh wait

 

uh oh 

submitted by Brown Bear
(August 3, 2017 - 5:56 pm)

Here you go! 4 Pie Blasters!

*hands over the Pie Blasters*

Time for your payment! *throws 4 pies* 

submitted by Pastella, Pie Blaster Service, Inc.
(August 4, 2017 - 5:28 pm)

PIE ROCKETS!

 

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submitted by MelodicAuthor
(August 3, 2017 - 7:17 pm)

Hehehehehehe...

Hahahahahaha....

HEHEAHAHAHAAHAHAHAEEEHEH!

Guess what CB?!

I'm back!

With my creme pies...they're "slightly" refrigerated, so they might leave a "small" bruise....

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Ohhhh~ This is fuuuunnn~

*hit in the face with a pie*

OWWWW! I SWEAR MY REVENGE! TAKE THAT!

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The CAPTCHA says gong? Maybe, when the gong is hit, or a CAPTCHA says a word, one person gets the magical pie of destiny?

...I probably shouldn't be on at 8:49 pm. 

submitted by Icy, age 13Aug20, The Forest
(August 3, 2017 - 7:50 pm)

A giant Pie!

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It looks more like a misproportionate mountain pie to me-- *gets hit with a pie* HEY!

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Nugget says wetc. He just got hit with a pie.  

submitted by Leeli
(August 5, 2017 - 1:46 pm)

CHERRY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |

submitted by Pearkitten
(August 6, 2017 - 12:07 pm)

SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE

submitted by Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaan
(August 7, 2017 - 5:19 pm)

DEAN! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND PIE?!?! I leave you alone for one minute and suddenly you have dozens of them? That's it. I'm leaving Bobby in charge. Hopefully he can curve this pie obsessed habit.

submitted by SAMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY
(August 8, 2017 - 10:08 pm)

Sammy, it's either pie or...other stuff. Yeah. And you're gonna leave Bobby in charge? ... Good choice. I've got a question for you, little brother: Do you care how long you hair is? 'Cause if you take me away from that stuff... *holds up scissors* Be prepared to say bye-bye to the Moose Mane.

submitted by Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaan
(August 9, 2017 - 9:10 am)

NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!!

*Distressed Moose Noises*

If you even THINK about that, say goodbye to the Impala's tires. 

submitted by SAMMMMYYYYYY
(August 9, 2017 - 9:35 am)

SAM, IF YOU LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON BABY I SWEAR I'm going to buy a clown costume and wake you up in it every single night you manage to fall asleep. Understood? Might even burn your flannels. DON'T. TOUCH. BABY. *angrily points at self* MY CAR!!!

submitted by Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaan
(August 9, 2017 - 12:48 pm)

Ugh. ENOUGH! CAS!  GET IN HERE AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR PIE OBSESSED BOYFRIEND!

submitted by SAMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY
(August 9, 2017 - 3:15 pm)

The Squirrel has some things to say to you, you abnormally tall moose man. First? MY OBSESSION WITH PIE IS NOT A THING THAT CAN BE USED AS AN INSULT. Yours with dem- I mean salad, though... That can be. Second thing. Have you seen that angel anywhere today? He's probably off eating burgers, not that I blame him. And Sam, HE. IS. NOT. MY. BOYFRIEND.

submitted by Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaan
(August 9, 2017 - 4:51 pm)