RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, now you can be completely and totally RANDOM!!!!!

Wear only purple hats to animal rally TV games! Barium cobalt Einstein Kool-Aid! Caffinated ducks rule fruity gates! Only wear three swimsuits while eating macaroni upside down in front of the Taj Mahal! Dance on fans for King Tut in the morning!! More Randomness!Come on!! 

submitted by someone random, age 1,000,000, sooommme wherrr
(June 23, 2009 - 1:32 pm)

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submitted by Miss Randomosity, age 123, The Kingdom of
(July 14, 2009 - 5:43 pm)

Is there an elephant stuck between my teeth? Could you remove it with Jello shaped playing cards? Thanks.

submitted by The man, with an elephan
(July 26, 2009 - 8:00 pm)

.ot selatyriaf daer ot eno on sah dna emoh

semoc )woc tep yranigami ym( ysteB erofeb

em lleT ?neercs eht gnikcolb sretsoor era ro

esnes yna gnikam I mA ?os kniht uoy t'noD

.nuf si sdrawkcab gniklaT .sdrawkcab

gniklat ekil I .sgniht modnar ekil I

 

(Sorry Admin...)

 

!pleH

submitted by Miss Randomosity, age 123, The Kingdon of
(July 27, 2009 - 5:51 pm)

!eeh eeH

submitted by Miss Randomosity, age 123, The Kingdom of
(July 28, 2009 - 10:30 am)

!ti dear nac I

(Translation - I can read it)

Translation of Miss Randomnosity's piece: I like random things. I like talking backwards. Talking backwards is fun. Don't you think so? Am I making any sense? or are roosters blocking the screen? Tell me before Betsy) my imaginary pet cow (comes home and has no one to read fairytales to). 

How'd I do? 

submitted by Lena
(July 28, 2009 - 5:08 pm)

Looks good to me...That's what I read, anyway. Miss Randomosity wouldn't happen to be Koffee, would she?

submitted by Brynne, age 14, Flying away on
(July 29, 2009 - 8:35 am)

@ Lena: Great translation! I'm impressed. ;D

@ Brynne: No, I'm not Koffee, I'm Megan M. XD

Haha.

submitted by Megan(Randomosity)M., age 13, Ohio
(July 29, 2009 - 9:20 am)

!DRIEW eb neht ananab tniag no gnidir reve og uoy fi

submitted by woc elprup a, age 365, over the sun
(July 29, 2009 - 2:25 pm)

You know what I randomly noticed?

My name spelled backwards spells

Nag 'em......O.O Interesting, that.

Very interesting. o.O

 

~ M.E.M

submitted by Megan M., age 13, Ohio, the land
(July 29, 2009 - 2:07 pm)

My friend Megan found that out a while ago...She was not impressed.

submitted by Brynne, age 14, Flying away on
(July 29, 2009 - 8:16 pm)

Haha! XD I can't imagine why not. *sarcasm* ;D

submitted by Megan M., age 13, Ohio
(July 30, 2009 - 10:56 am)

fddnfkuhfkehfiu!!!jgiojoipjgiopdfuj!! WE NEED MORE RED X-RAY FROG MACHINES! Tonight the Freak Show Wacko Doggy Painted With Purple And Red And Orange And Yellow And Green And Blue is passing through! AHA! The doggy stole the frog machine paint! Fight him with this duct tape! Oh no, the earth is exploding! We need to build a time machine with this cheese hat, some mustaches, a ball, a prune, more duct tape, and air! Hurry! HURRY! HURRRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRY....!!!?!/!!/!!!!! 54321 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..............

Thank you for listening to the CJ After Drinking "Randomness Soda" Show. Tune in next time to learn about big purple frogs splashing in the chocolate river.

 

submitted by CJ
(July 16, 2010 - 7:16 am)

Well, you could hollow out the insides of the ball (you neglected to tell us of the dimensions, or if there were control panels inside) and use duct tape as a reflector slash heat shield. As we all know, there's nothing duct tape can't handle. Air? Easy enough. The cheese hat, since it probably truly is made out of cheese, will be eaten over the course of the time traveling. The prune will be substansial food as well, and the mustaches will serve as last-days amusement if we plummet to our demise while trying out this shaky time machine. Your argument is invalid.

Oh, what do you mean, this is a randomness thread and you weren't actually serious?

submitted by !@#$%^&*()
(April 1, 2013 - 8:11 pm)