Naming random things! 

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Naming random things! 

Naming random things! 

So I think Vyolette was the first person to make one of these threads (I might be wrong), but it's sunk beyond topping, so I decided to make a new one! 

Does anyone out there besides me name random things? Or am I just crazy? 

I think you're just crazy. 

No one said Æs were allowed here, Sam. *ahem* Anyway, this is a thread for people to post random, non-living things you've named! 

Here are some of mine if anyone cares: 

- When I was little and learning how to ride a bike without training wheels, I had a bike named Spirit, who had coaster brakes. I hated the coaster brakes and eventually got another bike with hand brakes (if that's what they're called), which I named Ranger. My current bike is called the Ebon Hawk after a spaceship from a video game. 

- I have a ukulele named Perversus (long story). 

- My iPad is named Plum after its purple case. 

I'll post more later, but rn I need to walk my dogs.  

submitted by Agent Winter, age Classified
(October 22, 2018 - 3:45 pm)

My iPad is named Paddy and my MacBook Air is named Aerie. I have more, I’m sure, but none I can think of at the moment.

submitted by Leeli
(October 22, 2018 - 3:53 pm)

My water bottle needs a name... XD

submitted by elementgirl18917
(October 22, 2018 - 5:11 pm)

Nathan the moldy!

submitted by HoodedMidnight, age @E.G., Forest of Magic
(October 29, 2018 - 11:51 am)

Haha, I don't think I created the original thread, but I do remember posting on it! *zooms through CB to check* Ah, Lucy B./aFountainPen created it. But oh well, it doesn't really matter. XD

- I have a favorite pen that I've dubed "Favorite Purple Pen". Yeah... I'm so original. ;)

- I have my cherished childhood stuffed animals still, though I don't sleep with them any more. I have a duck, named Ducky, and a blanket, named Blanky.  

- Ah, I named one of my bikes too! XD I think it was called like "Racer" or "Mountain Climber" (No clue why...) or something like that.  

- I don't know if this quite counts because everything that other people have named seems to be innaimate, but: there's a stray bunny who occasionally prowls about my family's yard, and I've named him Reginald, or Reggie for short. XD 

- I've recently nicknamed my little brother "Piglet" because of how high the pitch of his voice rises whenever he's excited or upset. XD 

submitted by Vyolette
(October 22, 2018 - 6:36 pm)

My house is named Penny. I have had 5 cellos over the years. They are:

-Nutmeg

-Cinnamon

-Honey

-Amber

-Maple 

submitted by Neko Satinstring
(October 22, 2018 - 7:33 pm)

I should name my skateboard. It deserves a name. And my earbuds or headphones...

submitted by coyotedomino, age 15, Lost
(October 22, 2018 - 7:50 pm)

I named just about everything when I was little, and I still kinda do. XP here we go...

-My backpack is Alexandra

-My friends and I played with a volleyball named Timmy

-Our GPS is called Callie

-There was a crow on top of our house that we named King Mister

-My bell kit is Bella and my snare practice pad is Seth

I will come back with more later, I have to go! 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, BeaconTown
(October 22, 2018 - 8:57 pm)

@Soren Yay, I'm not the only person on here who names GPS! Ours is named Jarvis XD

submitted by Agent Winter, age Classified
(October 23, 2018 - 8:33 am)

I attempted to make Siri respond to "Hey, Friday", but she wouldn't do it...

submitted by coyotedomino, age 15, Lost
(October 23, 2018 - 1:24 pm)

My guitar is named 'Honeybee' and my water bottle is 'Lil Monkey' (named after one of the many stickers that adorn it).  I also have a stuffed dog named Apple. 

submitted by Blue Moon, age 12, Here
(October 22, 2018 - 10:50 pm)

Oh, and my bike is named Turquoise Warrior.

submitted by Blue Moon, age 12, Here
(October 22, 2018 - 10:51 pm)

I was reading an article of things that kids renamed, and I found one that was pretty funny.

A five year old boy called a rhinoceros a "battle unicorn!" 

submitted by AutumnArtist(A.A.), age 14
(October 23, 2018 - 6:56 am)

That is really quite accurate.

submitted by coyotedomino, age 15, Lost
(October 23, 2018 - 1:25 pm)

...

Yeah no nothing comes to mind.

...

Wow I have no childhood this is sad.

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Ummmm...

...

The closest thing I can think of is my nickname for my nickname for my wool blanket, which isn't really a nickname it's more of an abbreviation. I call it 'my wooly' whenever I don't feel like saying 'my wool blanket'. Yeah, I never really was a child at heart it's really sad. I've always been called 'Old Soul' by my family.

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(October 23, 2018 - 12:14 am)

I name literally everything. Not counting my 200 stuffed animals, my iPad is Crystal, my flute is Charlotte, my laptop is Layla, my phone is Kristy (there’s a long story behind it), my bike is Binny, and my backpack is Alana. The GPS is Gina, the other GPS is Jenna, my dad’s truck is Slyvia, my Mom’s car is Carrie...  I could really go on forever. Lol. Cool thread.

submitted by artisticbirdie
(October 23, 2018 - 12:35 pm)