1.  I go hyper after 15 minutes if I had a lot. :)

2.  A spoon.

3. To figure out what the joke was about it.

4. <------ That.

5. *screams and runs away* *comes back* *screams*

6. I don't know... tell!

7.  I would make a root beer float. :)

8. My finger is a finger/ My finger has a hangnail/ The hangnail has a name/ And his name is JoBob/ Jobob talks to me/ I talk to him/ I am really crazy/ Can't you tell by now?/ By now/ By now/ Can't you tell by nowwwwwwwwwwww?/

9. 'Thank you for a greeing to look after my house in my absense.' 

10. No...? :)

12. I don't know.

11. Hey, I only realized that when you pointed it out.... :p

13.  Wha- Ahhh- Oh, come on!

14. No, really! JoBob my hangnail was pulling my hair... :P

15. Yes, they make funny quizzes!

top thread! TOP!

Come on! Top! *please*

*screams because this quiz is so weird*

Not much

Uh.... spatula

Because it's Christmas

15

It wouldn't. I don't watch Hannah Montana and neither do my friends.

A youth is a young person, usually a male. A maid is ditto, but a girl.

I would get my hamster and swim out the window. Eating as I went.

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey / even if it has a monkey kind of shape / if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey / if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape! Oh, wait, I didn't write that. Oh, well. And probably only TNO will get that.

"Think of the music penned in this fragile, pale blue wall," said Dean, touching an egg one day. "Not the music of the moon perhaps, but an earthlier, homelier music, full wholesome sweetness and the joy of living. This egg will some day be a robin, Star, to whistle us blithely home in the afterlight."

Yup

Because I'm randomer even when I'm wide awake than most people when they're exhausted.

Because you need to learn the meaning of sleep

Aragorn, about to chop my head off with Anduril. Why?

Did not. I knew he was there already.

Yes.

-EH

1. None at all... :( I try to drink coffee to wake up, but it does nothing. :(

2. Can I be an appliance??  If so, then a blender. :)

3. Hmm... I don't know... Why don't you ask it?

4. Like you said, 22, duhhh... :)

5. Well, first of all, no one except for my friends' little sisters would like me. :)

6. Uhh...

7. I'd eat it, but get sick and probably throw up because I can't eat ice cream, but it would be worth it, because ice cream is good. :)

8. I'm terrible at writing poetry and worse at songs. :)

9. "Anne was a witch; I never doubted it." Sorry if it's completely right, because I did that from memory. 

10. No, it doesn't!! :)

12. Because it was one of the questions, and I had to do them all! ;)

11. I don't know, but it didn't make any difference to me because I'm somewhat dyslexic today, and I didn't notice at all.

13. A stuffed animal dog that I'm using as a head rest. :)

14. No, I didn't need to look because I can feel him because my head is comfortable.

15. Umm, I guess... :)

Here are my answers!

1. Not much. Except when it is in cold coffee. I go CRAZY. I start laughing like I'm a psyco for no reason at all.

2. I have no idea at all!

3. Because he escaped from his cage! (sorry if that's not funny)

4. 4. Adina, if you're saying it's 22 you seriously need to go to sleep!

5. Freaky! My poor precious light brown blondish slight orangish hair is gone! GONE I tell you! GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. A child. Someone who works cleaning people's houses.

7. I would start screaming "Merlin's beard!" "Rachel!" (my sister) "What did you do this time!?"

8. This one was in America's Got Talent, but anyways...... You are the sand between my toes, I thought we could do CPR in the back of my car!

I know, freaky right? that's what I thought when I first heard it.

9. This may not be excactly right but anywho.. here it goes! "It's all right, my plum."

10. Ummmmmm, no of course not! *crosses fingers*

12. Hmmmmm, I don't know. To pass time I guess. Or maybe it was for FUN!

11. To mix life up a little. (Like life needs to be anymore confusing!)

13. My papa (dad) on the computer, WHILE "watching" TV.

14. Ummmm, Adina, JUST GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!

15. Sorta, but you can never really answer it straight forward. But who cares, it makes life more interesting.

Bye!

1: I'm not sure. I've never had coffee, and whenever I try to drink carbonated beverages, I get really disgusted and refuse to finish it. I highly doubt that the caffeine is the cause, however...

2: A colander, because I don't want anyone putting their mouth on me (like a bowl or spoon), but noodles and white beans taste really good...

3: Which chicken? Which road? It all depends...

4: 4, contrary to the opinions of most people at my school...

5: I would scream, and hide under the bed, and beg to be homeschooled, and the answer would be no,  and I'd cry, and schoool would be torture, because everyone would think of me as some kind of freak.

6: A youth is a young person, usually (but not always) male. 'Maid' has 2 meanings. One is the female version of youth, and the other is a girl you hire to do your housework

7: I would scream, because I'm severely allergic to dairy. I would probably burst into hives next, or find it difficult to breathe, or vomit, or turn blue, etc, etc. Then, my parents would hear me scream and give me a pill. That might make me better, but if  it didn't, they'd have to give me a shot.

8: If I suddeenly turned into an apple/my life would be miserable/If I suddenlee turn into a banabbinna/I would jump for joy.

9: 'Jack forgot very little of what he saw.' By the way, Adina's is from The Thief Lord, by Cornelia Funke.

10: I've never seen your nose, so I can't tell you.

11: Why not?

12: I don't know!

13; My gerbil, Zelda

14: This is not a question

What exactly is that supposed to mean?

1. N/A / unknown.

2. A slotted spoon.

3. The world may never know.

4. 4.

5. That's too scary to contemplate.

6. Um....

7. I'd assume that I was dreaming.

8. There's a fungus among us and you know that it's true/ It's growing on me and soon it'll spread to you........ (You said a bad song!)

9.

10. Of course not! :D

12. I don't know.

11. I don't know that either.

13. My dad.

14.asdfgsdvgsdjklcinu.

15. Yes, but sheep make some very interesting questions.

1. What effect does caffeine have on you?

It makes me loose my mind, stay up until two am, and then scream at my computer when it eats my Harry Potter simmies... AGAIN. 

2. If you could turn into a kitchen utensil, what would it be?

Oh, a bone saw. Definitely. Like that one we have at the cinema! 

3. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why don't you ask the chicken? 

4. What is 2 +2?

Three. Duh. 

5. How would life change if you looked exactly like Hannah Montana?

I'd go Johnny the Homicidal Maniac on anyone who told me I looked exactly like Hannah Montana. 

6. What is a youth? What is a maid? And this is one of those TNO questions where this is a reference to something only I know.

A duck! [collective intake of breath] 

7.  Imagine you woke up in the middle of the night and your house was filled with melting ice cream. What would happen next? Explain your answer and write a bad song while you are at it. No wait, that is the next question.

I would cry because the melted ice cream ruined mah electronics. 

8. Write a bad song. I know this is not a question but do it anyway.

Already have, see? "Step by step, little by little/You come closer to me/I know this sounds creepy... Well, frankly, it is./But with every step you take/You unlock a mystery/Come to me, my student, my pet/Your teacher beckons to thee/I don’t believe we’ve ever met/But we will in a minute or three."

Haha. Ghost of the Cinema. Note that the above is a rap.

9. Random quote from a book you are reading, and we will try to guess what it is from.

"He dipped a finger into it, and tasted the blob thereon. He cast his eyes upward thoughtfully, while the room held its collective breath, and then said: "I do believe it is pineapple." 

10. Does this quizz make my nose look fat?

Positively gargantuan, my dear. ("Oh, so now it's gargantuan!) 

12. Why did you just answer that?

Because I'm too tired/wired to wonder why the flurp this quiz has any bearing on how big your nose is, let alone how I'm able to tell. 

11. Why did I just switch the numbers of the question?

"I think that comes under the quia ego sic dico rule." 

13.  Who's that behind you?

It's Death, isn't it. 

14. Haha made ya look!

Nope. I'm laying down, I can't look over my shoulder without suffocating in a pillow. 

15. Don't you just love sleep deprived people that make quizzes? Mary W. and TNO, I mean you.

I luffs me, so yes! 

1. What effect does caffeine have on you?

It wakes me up. Me <3 caffeine. *starts laughing

crazily* Too much caffeine's not good, though. It

starts messing with people's heads... O.O

2. If you could turn into a kitchen utensil, what

would it be?

Hmmm, a ladle... I guess.

3. Why did the chicken cross the road?

...To get to the other side? o.O

4. What is 2+2?

4.056178 and 1 quarter.

5. How would life change if you looked exactly like Hannah

Montana?

It would be horrible!!! And the worst part is, when you try to

pull off the fake blonde wig *lowers voice to a dramatic whisper*

it will never come off! *grimaces*

6. What is a youth? What is a maid? And this is one of those

TNO questions where this is a reference to something only I

know.

A youth is a young person and a maid is a servent, but I get

the strangest feeling that that isn't the correct answer.

7. Imagine you woke up in the middle of the night and your

house was filled with melting ice cream. What would happen next?

Explain your answer and write a bad song while you are at it.

No wait, that's the next question.

Fluff (the furry alarm kitty) would get everyone up and demand

something be done about it. Then my mom would start cleaning

the sticky mess until it was spotless and make the rest of us

do the same. Then I would wake up and realize I was just having

another one of my lunatic dreams again...

8. Write a bad song. I know this is not a question but do it

anyway.

I already know a bad song that my brother's annoying friend

won't quit singing (conveniently enough, it does involve ice

cream ;) ). Goes like this : "I am ice cream man/Running

people over in my ice cream van/They have broken bones/

So I'm gonna give them some ice cream cones." Over and

over and over again! I think I heard that like a million

times last summer.

9. Random quote from a book you are reading, and we will

try to guess what it is from.

'Kay, this is gonna be very random, 'cause I can't find a

good one : Smoke alarms are loud, shrill, and scary. Mama

pushed Anna at me. Okay, it's more like she tossed her. I

managed to catch her and we raced after Mama when she

ran for the kitchen.

10. Does this quiz make my nose look fat?

If I answer yes will you hurt me? *kidding, kidding*

12. Why did you just answer that?

Because you asked me to. *gives an angelic smile* :D

11. Why did I just switch the numbers of the question?

Beats me...o.O

13. Who's that behind you?

Who? What? Where? All I see is a wall. o.O

14. Haha made you look!

Yeah, yeah, don't rub it in...

15. Don't you just love sleep deprived people who make

quizzes? Mary W. and TNO, I mean.

Oh yeah, they are the greatest. And they ask the strangest

things. (I meant that in a good way *glances nervously*.

Don't be angry!) ;D

(Sorry that was so long, Admins. :\ )

I read all of these and laughed every time. You want a hint for my TNO question? Okay , think Romeo and Juliet I'll post answers on the 20th