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Ask Abcde!
And, now, I present to you, the MCU's new advice columnist...
Abcde! That's right, everybody -- Abcde is now running an advice column for your AEs! Simply write a letter, drop it in this snazzy mailbox and you're golden! Orson will demonstrate-
Never in a million years.
...okay, then! Ask Abcde will make its debut appearance in the December MCU, so get writing! Have relationship issues? Abcde knows how to fix 'em! Responsible for a fashion faux pas? Abcde can get you back on the right (t)rack! Get it? Because you store clothing on a rack?
Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
Fine. Killjoy.
Anyhoo, write your letters, drop them in this box, and Abcde will read and answer them for next month's issue. See you all in December for the first appearance of Ask Abcde!
Could you say the name of the column a few more times? I don't think everyone heard it.
That's Ask Abcde, everybody! Ask-
i was being sarcastic.
Can't you let me have my fun?
submitted by Bakerloo, age 16.5, here
(November 7, 2020 - 12:11 pm)
(November 7, 2020 - 12:11 pm)
<Hi Abcde> <I'm Alaska> <I'm Princess Juniper's AE> <I really want a little sister> <How do I convince Juniper to adopt another AE?> <Especially since she abandoned her last three> <Thanks>
<Alaska>
(January 11, 2021 - 7:47 pm)
First, Alaska, I would say to you, please think about whether or not you really want a sister. I used to think I did, then I got siblings, and they're not great. However, when I met Liddy, my darling CAPTCHA sidekick —
…thatt issme!…
I just commented on a random thread and introduced her, then hid the darling child from Morning until she was a cemented part of the family and could no longer be thrown out without an angry visit from some sort of child protection service. Be sneaky, and you'll get everything you ever want.
You're welcome.
~Abcde the Great
(January 12, 2021 - 12:51 pm)
<Thanks Abcde!>
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