TOO MANY QUIZZES....

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

TOO MANY QUIZZES....

TOO MANY QUIZZES....

there are too many quizzes on here. so here is an anti-quiz.

 

1. _________________

2. _________________

3. _________________

4. _________________

5. _________________

6. _________________

 

If you don't appreciate my subtle and sarcastic humor, press the blue button to begin. Or email me at this totally fake address: timothy [at] insertinflammatoryremarkhere [dot] com

P.S. Admins, if you find this post overtly provocative, try the cake I made yesterday.  

P.P.S. The blue button is actually green. I apologize. I had too much sugar this morning.

P.P.P.S. The green button is actually invisible. You'll have to click around everywhere on the page for it. 

submitted by Timothy C., age 12, delayed at the
(September 14, 2009 - 3:20 pm)

You be funny. *hands choklit*

1. A duck!

2. I can't go. It's ON MARS.

3. No! It's just a survey! Honest!

4. I'm gonna find out right now!

5. A Hunter-Destroyer machine! 

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(September 14, 2009 - 6:14 pm)

Veo que es molesto. Pero es un poco divertido. ¿Cuál es tan raro, que nunca voy a leer esto ...

submitted by Pradera
(September 15, 2009 - 8:43 am)

Wow, this is by far the best quiz on the Chatterbox.

1. Well duh!

2. Hmmm.... I don't know

3. Seventeen thirds - what did you think it was?

4. Ya think?

5. No! No way!

6. Cacaphony. And good question, that one.

 

-EH

submitted by Emily H. :), age 13, Sparks, NV
(September 15, 2009 - 12:52 pm)

Clever, Timothy. *nod* And funny.

1. Actually, it's not as bad as I thought it would be.

2. Yes! It's such a pretty name!

3. Well, no, but I'd like to.

4. Dells, naturally.

5. I don't actually wear sneakers regularly.

6. Yes. Could not agree more. You hit the nail on the head with that one.

submitted by Mary W., age 11.71, NJ
(September 15, 2009 - 3:58 pm)

1. Donkeys.

2. 42, of course.

3. Pi.

4. Pie.

5. Flute players.

6. House plants.

submitted by Cara C.
(September 15, 2009 - 3:59 pm)

This has got to be the easiest quiz ever!

1. Somehwhere in my room.

2. Me too!

3. Yellow, green, blue, and red.

4. Tahiti.

5. "Ello captain!"

6. The dust bowl.

Wow! that was neat. I think you've started a new fad, Timothy!

submitted by Hannah P., age 13, GA.
(September 15, 2009 - 6:19 pm)

1. I'm sorry but I can't think of a city in Spain that starts with a G off the top of my head. ;)

2. I've never even heard of it and I doubt anyone else has either.

3. I don't keep track and I'm really, really hoping that you don't either.

4. I've already told you a million times on the other quizes!!

5. Yes. Please stop.

submitted by Grace♥, age 13, SC
(September 15, 2009 - 7:13 pm)

Hi, Timothy! Glad you're back! Still the giant pig business? Oh, dear.....

submitted by Jenni
(September 15, 2009 - 7:28 pm)

The military intel guys weren't too happy about my borrowing the giant pig for fast, wireless-connected travel. (You know giant pigs have Ethernet ports built into them? LOL)

submitted by Timothy C., age 12, delayed at the
(September 19, 2009 - 9:23 am)

Seriously, Tim...... Hahaha I just met a boy named Timothy yesterday..... he's twelve.... erm, yeah. But giant pigs have WHAT built into them? But it's been AGES since the pig incident, and you're still having problems with that?

submitted by Jenni
(September 20, 2009 - 7:57 am)

I see... Quiz time! :D *winkwinknodnod*

1. What do you mean you don't like spider monkeys??

2. No, purple actually.

3. Of course! Why else am I wearing red slippers right now?

4. Definitely all of the above.

5. Hmmm, tough one. But I'm gonna go with the electronic bookmarks.

6. But I've never been to Australia!

submitted by Megan M., age 14, Ohio
(September 15, 2009 - 9:42 pm)

1. Yes, but I prefer water.

2. Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer!

3. A reasonably-sized hippopotamus.

4. Probably Russia, but I'm not sure.

5. Tuesday! Oh wait, yesterday was Tuesday. Well, then Friday!

6. "E.T. phone home..."

 

Thanks Timothy! And I didn't realize pig borrowing was legal now, I'll have to look into that. 

submitted by Brynne, age 14, Flying away on
(September 16, 2009 - 2:32 pm)

1. Well, I generally prefer cottage cheese.

2. Blue octupi.

3. Hmm....I'd have to say Cocoa Puffs.

4. No, I do not know how to speak Yugoslavian.

5. No. Definitely, definitely no.

6. It's obviously the square root of 11!

submitted by Allison
(September 16, 2009 - 7:40 am)

1. Sir Nicholas De Mimsy-Porpington, of course.

2. Would you like sugar with that?

3. Oh, so now I'm the rhino!

4. You can bark a cat faster than a fish can climb a tree.

5. Chiauaus have freakishly large ears.

6. You what?!?!

Thamk you. That was rather pointlessly fun.

A P.S. of my own:To find the green button, just look for the invisible Hobbit playing cards with the house-elf. Isn't that right, Timothy?

submitted by Lovely Lunegood/M.B., Beyond Time & S
(September 16, 2009 - 4:26 pm)

That's right, but I think the house-elf got posted on another page. My bad... :)

submitted by Timothy C., age 12, out of the Pent
(September 19, 2009 - 9:25 am)