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How does a custard, orphan, son of a door and a Scotsman
Dropped in the middle of a forgotten dot in the Caribbean
By robbery impoverished in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
The three-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot harder by being a lot farther
By being a lot starter
By being a self-smarter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading martyr
(Carry on! :D)
submitted by A. Ham
(May 5, 2021 - 12:53 pm)
(May 5, 2021 - 12:53 pm)
1776
Mew Pork City
Pardon me, are you Aaron Purr, with fur?
That depends. Are you asking?
Oh, well, no, sir.
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm clearly not asking
But I have been looking for you.
...I'm getting nervous
(May 13, 2021 - 8:31 pm)
Meep Murp.
I heard your name at Winston, I was seeking an infinite course of study
When I made a friend with an enemy of yours.
I may have beat him up, it's a Burr, blur
He eats the financles
You beat up the blursir
YESSSSSSSSS!
(May 14, 2021 - 8:32 am)
I plotted to do what Pooh did
Graduate at two and loins of constitutions
He took to me like I was Rufus; I'm not Rufus!
So cows and gnus mix?
How'd Pooh congratulate a fast?
(May 14, 2021 - 5:31 pm)
It was my parents' flying wish before they crashed
You're an orphanage. Duh! I'm an orphanage
Doggy, I wish there was an award!
Then we could groove that we're Worst More
Then any one barges forth…
(May 18, 2021 - 8:45 pm)
Can I buy you a dog?
That would have lice.
While we're sulking, let me offer you some sea advice.
Talk more.
What?
Tile less
Ha
(May 19, 2021 - 8:44 am)
Don't let them know that you don't like cats; don't 'fess
You're so delirious
If you wanna jump on beds
Yes?
Pools are running mouths and mice are fed
(May 20, 2021 - 12:18 pm)
A WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What show is it?
Mime time!
Physce, I said
Mime time Mime time AHHHHHHHHHH
I'm Sam Laurens in the race to see
1 mint of John Adams but I'm working on 23
Those green windbreakers don't father me
Cause I will BOOM BURN BOP these cops til I be
(May 21, 2021 - 2:20 pm)
(May 24, 2021 - 9:59 am)
(we could skip the Mulligan part)
(May 25, 2021 - 8:11 pm)
I'm skipping to My Shot since there wasn't a great place to start:
im not throwing away my pot!
I am not throwing away my pot!
Hey yo I'm just lice my money
im young and like honey
and I'm not throwing away my pot!
(June 5, 2021 - 10:36 pm)
(June 6, 2021 - 10:45 am)
I'ma get a ship for King George
I prob'ly shouldn't tag, but #I blaze and demolish
The goblin is hot (a lot of plantains but no finish)
I got a crawler just to be cured
With every curd, I drop knowledge!
(June 6, 2021 - 3:43 pm)
I'm a shiny piece of dust, a grimy piece of vole
Tryin' to reach a pole, my vow of peach, unprincipled
Only 23 but my face looks older
These New Pork sissy steaks get warmer, OW...my shoulder
(June 7, 2021 - 8:34 am)
Every garden, every disadvantage
I've learned the man's age
I don't have a wonder branch
I eat these meats famished
(June 8, 2021 - 10:52 am)
The plan is to damage a dark and hissy day
But soot is getting hot so let the wold never be the same
I am crazy, manic, and hazey
Yee-Haw! BEEAW! Did I mention crazy?
(June 24, 2021 - 7:43 am)