Hey, you guyyyyyyyys!!

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Hey, you guyyyyyyyys!!

Hey, you guyyyyyyyys!!

Yep, it's me. I'm back, but for how long I don't really know. (One might point out that I never really left, and they would be correct, but I would tell them to hush and let me give my speech.)

It's my CBversary! I can hardly believe it's been a year since I returned to this wonderful place and got to reconnect with old friends and make a ton of new ones. The coronavirus pandemic was really tough for a lot of people, myself included, and having a place to talk with all sorts of people about everything and anything was really great. I've been really busy recently, back at the community theater where I was performing before the pandemic began. In April we performed "All Shook Up" and this July we're performing "Carrie" (which I would love to tell you more about, but it sure as heck ain't appropriate for the Chatterbox)

It's disgraceful.

Orson, everyone. *sigh* Hold the applause.

There's no need to be so sarcastic. You're several paragraphs into this post and I haven't gotten a word in edgewise.

...because the post is about MY anniversary here.

Are you not going to mention how I have begun producing a new film?

No, I'm not!

Well then! I shall have to. I have begun producing a new film. 

What's it called?

Good-bye.

Wait!! When you said— oh, never mind. Orson, everybody!

boast!

Oh, for sure, Lucinda. Say hi to everyone.

hello! itmoi!

How are you, Lucinda?

ookay! tired!

Have you been staying up late again?

heyim! ritin!

Wri- writing? 

ubetr! beliv! itman!

Joy of joys. What's sparked this?

cofee!

I should have known it! Lucinda, everybody!

Okay. Now's the time of the post where I thank a couple people on here for their kindness and good humor.

Luminescence — I miss you so much! I remember when we used to talk on YWP almost daily and now I haven't heard from you in months. You're so awesome and clever and know how to deal with conflict without making it worse; a skill I wish I had!

Fidelity — I still have the half a stale plane blanket. If I'm lucky I won't need it soon, if you get what I mean. :) I also have the eerily-accurate-to-real-life drawing you made of me. You were one of the very first people I connected with when I returned to the CB. Thank you for making me feel so welcome, and bonding with me over Regina Spektor. (I'm listening to "Braille" right now, so pretty!)

Luna-Starr — you're grogeous. What else can I say? Your ski lodge is flawless in every way. PS1 Hagrid and Meryl Streep are smiling down on you right now, I'm sure, wherever they might be. You're a great friend and co-conspirator. Stay safe and sane at camp.

Sybill — oh, Sybill. There are no words. None at all. But there are images. Have this one, a drawing I made. Three guesses who it's of.

How bad can I possibly be? (The once-ler) by DuckDraws21 ... 

(insert some kind of brassy fanfare here- oh, well)

And I do believe that's everything! I'm sure there's someone I've missed— you guys have ALL been so kind and helpful and welcoming throughout this weird and wacky year, and I love you for it. I'll be here for the next couple of days, and hopefully longer if I can find the time. If I can't, know that you guys will always be in my mind and in my heart.

Ew.

Orson, I swear to— whatever. I won't let him spoil this moment. (And he's right, that was a little saccharine.)

Yours,

Bakerloo <3 

 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he/him
(June 18, 2021 - 8:02 am)

Thank you Starch!! I'll throw this confetti around for hours and hours now. I miss NaNo, but I'm glad that we still have an avenue of communication. I'm gonna stay here for as long as I can, though I do feel sometimes like I'm waaaaay too old for this site. Ah well. :)

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he/him
(June 20, 2021 - 7:01 am)

Hi Bakerloo! Nice to see you [*talk to you] again! 

Happy CBvesary! 

Also hi Orson! Hi Lucinda! 

:D 

* virtual confetti and virtual cookies *

Also, Chang'e and Orion and Selene are sadly no longer there- but I have new AEs :D

Cookie and Milke, Cookie's a demon-wolf, Milke's an angel-raven, which is kind of weird now that I think of it, but I don't really care.

Voidwalker and Aislynn are enderman twins! 

:D 

~ th3mysticw0lf <3  

PS Vi says imzbn. I'm ZBN? Who's...that? 

<*laughing nervously*> <nbdy!>

Vi...

<NBDY!> 

Oh my gods.  

submitted by th3mysticw0lf
(June 20, 2021 - 1:07 pm)

Eyy, Spirit! (I still think of you as Spirit, even though that's not the name you use anymore. Don't hesitate to let me know if using that name makes you uncomfortable.) It's so good to see you — thanks for the cookies. I love cookies. Who doesn't? Wait- hold on a second- there's a joke in there somewhere- okay, got it:

What do you call someone who dislikes cookies?

A cookie monster!

hahar! hahar! hahar! 

Yep, the spot on the SNL cast is coming any day now... 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he/him
(June 21, 2021 - 6:43 am)

It's completely okay if you still think of me as Spirit! A lot of people do, actually. 

Specifically the irl friends I've RPed with on a book. 

AND YES COOKIES ARE VERY AMAZING I MADE SOME YESTERDAY AND EVEN THOUGH THEY TURNED OUT VERY UGLY [*sigh* hand tremors...]THEY WERE DELICIOUS

:DDD

~th3mysticw0lf 

submitted by th3mysticw0lf
(June 21, 2021 - 1:14 pm)

Happy CBversery Bakerloo! It's so great to hear your back! You are clearly an awesome person, and the CB is lucky to have some one like you. I like your art too - very bold and bright! I'm not too great at digital art myself, but it is so cool to see what others can do with simply a computer and a stylis (Or whatever tools you really use since I am clearly not well versed in the digital art department). Congrats on performing in a play this summer also! Is it difficult performing plays with Covid precautions? Anyway, Happy CBversery! I hope you have an amazing Chatterboxer-y day! I hope to continue seeing you around the CB! 

 

 

submitted by Neverseen
(June 20, 2021 - 2:25 pm)

Muchas gracias, Neverseen! I did my best (read: not my best) on that drawing, and I think that my efforts paid off. My drawings end up scaring me out of my wits most of the time, and this one only takes a day or so off my life whenever I look at it, so I consider it a victory.

I'm so glad to be performing again! The vast majority of the cast of "Carrie" has been fully vaccinated, so rehearsals are currently mask optional, but I think we will be masking up for the performances themselves. The audience size is at one-third capacity last I heard, and the show isn't being as widely marketed as the theater's shows usually are because otherwise they would have to turn people away and they really don't want to do that. Thank you for asking! I love gushing about theater to anyone who'll listen. :)

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he/him
(June 21, 2021 - 6:50 am)

Happy Cbversary! You're one of the wittiest cbers around, and it's always fun to see you around. Hope you stay for many more years!

submitted by Lazerbat
(June 20, 2021 - 3:39 pm)

I never thought I would see the day when "Bakerloo" and "wittiest" (or any variation on witty for that matter) were in the same sentence. Thank you, Lazerbat!

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he/him
(June 21, 2021 - 6:52 am)

OH MY GOSHHHHH HAPPY CBVERSARY BAKERLOO-

I know I've said this before but I'll say it again: Orson and Lucinda are genius. They are beautiful and wonderful creations and I am so glad I got to meet them.

When I saw my name in this, I did a double take (or a triple take?). My whole starstruck-emoji-face is back haha-

Honestly, you're one of the most amazing people I've met here. Your writing gives off Lemony Snicket vibes and it never fails to crack me up. Sometimes I forget you're actually five years older than me because talking to you never seems weird or awkward like it would if I was friends with a seventeen year old irl, which is one of the things I love about the CB and loved about YWP (*wipes tear*). Since you are seventeen and I am only twelve, you have and had every right to treat me like a little kid but you didn't, and that is something I sincerely appreciate. Thank you for all the insane three-word-stories and guiding me through my brief stints as Kyngdomer (I'm afraid I've dropped off the face of the earth again) and Person In Charge Of Planning AtV. I'm still shocked that it lasted as long as it did.

I... can't tell you how much your shoutout means to me, especially the part where you say I know how to deal with conflict. That's one of the things I try really hard to be, and it really means a lot that you think that of me. 

I miss you so much, too, by the way. You're extremely cool and if this was real life I'd give you a hug, but here's a virtual one instead: *hugs* One of my favorite things about you is that even though you're older than a lot of the rest of us, you've never acted condescending or patronizing towards anyone. Here's the "Cool-Enough-To-Hang-Out-With-Kids-Younger-Than-You" badge (which I also proudly wear. Ten year olds are awesome and whoever says otherwise is wrong). *hands badge*

Eh, getting off topic. Anyways. I just want you to know you're one of my favorite people and you're awesome and thsi really, really means a lot to me :) Happy CBversary once again, friend!

*said in the radio commercial fast-talking voice* This message has not been proofread. The author meant everything she said, but she hopes she didn't forget anything and that you aren't internally cringing at her cheesiness as you read it, because she is certain that she will when she rereads it. Please read responsibly.

submitted by Luminescence, age 12, Atlantis
(June 20, 2021 - 6:58 pm)

IT'S LUMINESCENCE

AHHHHHHHHH

LUMI

HI

i'll stop shouting now

Ok, I'm good now.

Hi!!!!!

I am a genius. Thank you, Luminous, or whatever your name is.

It's Luminescence, and she's complimenting me for inventing you.

orson! right! iamso! smart!

You are, but that's not what she means—

Who are YOU to say what she does and doesn't mean?! 

Orson, go count some beans.

Is that supposed to be an insult?

Just go!

metoo!

Thank you, Lu.

Okay. They've taken up so much of this post that I think I'll try and hit the bullet points now. Don't wanna compete with the Iliad for length.

-SOMEONE COMPARED ME TO LEMONY SNICKET HOLY WOW (thank you!! this might be one of the best compliments I've ever gotten)

-I remember AtV! It was a really good idea, and I definitely believe it could have gotten off the ground if Niteskiies hadn't left just as the idea was gaining traction. Looking back, I do regret throwing that "but what about Kyngdom?" tantrum. The world was wide enough. :(

-On a happier note, I might actually design the "Cool-Enough-To-Hang-Out-With-Kids-Younger-Than-You" badge! I've already got an idea of how it could look... I'll post it here when I finish it!

-You'll be pleased to know that I read your post VERY responsibly. You'll also be pleased to know that it's not at all cringey! You're as far from cheesy as it gets.

Thank you again <3 You're the best, Lumi. 

 

submitted by Bakerloo, age 17, he/him
(June 21, 2021 - 7:04 am)

honestly just this ^^^^^ :)

also (in reply to your reply to my post before) you're very welcome, Orson!

<3

submitted by Azalea , age she/her, throwing confetti
(June 21, 2021 - 8:58 pm)

Happy CBversary!

I'm relatively new to the CB, I've been here for *concentrates deeply* I think 2 or 3 months....? So you probably haven't seen me around as much, but I have seen some threads you are on or have created, and your writing style is amazing and you are very witty and funny! And, like Luminescence, I appreciate you sticking around, even though most of us are younger than you. Happy CBversary, Bakerloo! 

submitted by Red Starlight
(June 21, 2021 - 9:12 am)

I'm incredibly late, but happy CBversary Bakerloo!!! *confetti*

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(June 21, 2021 - 9:59 am)

Hi Bakerloo! I think I talked to you before... maybe not but HI!!!!!!!!! It's great your back! I "missed you even though I never met you" lmao

submitted by Kitty Cat, age near13✌, U.A.PLUS ULTRA! MHA,RULES
(June 21, 2021 - 12:00 pm)

Happy CBversary!! I can't believe I've only known you for a year- it feels so much longer. You're hilarious, clever, friendly and more grogeous than anyone I've ever known. I'm so glad I know you!

submitted by Luna-Starr, age she/they, Existential Ponderment
(June 22, 2021 - 11:10 am)