Bad pun thread!

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Bad pun thread!

Bad pun thread!

Share your bad puns/jokes! I'll add some once this posts. 

submitted by Hex, age pun-derful, in darkness for a spell
(December 17, 2022 - 7:19 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

What did the horse say when it tripped?

HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GIDDYUP!

That one was a dad joke. 

submitted by ~Echo Hallowswift~, age Exitedly &, punderfully happy!
(December 17, 2022 - 8:09 pm)

I like that one! I wonder why dads get all the credit for bad jokes...? Maybe because dad rhymes with bad. Hmmm. Some math puns:

- When I solve for X, I always wonder. Y?

- Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant * grape * sin(θ). What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber? You can't do that, the mountain climber is a scalar. 

submitted by Hex, in darkness for a spell
(December 19, 2022 - 12:38 pm)

*cries in can't understand*

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf
(December 22, 2022 - 1:45 pm)

Honestly, same. I kind of get them, but it's more of in a I-should-be-understanding-this way instead of a this-makes-sense way.

submitted by Hex, in darkness for a spell
(December 23, 2022 - 7:05 pm)

I make up a lot of jokes, but here's the best one I have:

Q: What did the game controller say to the TV?

A: "Let me console you."

Cringe, I know..... 

submitted by Rora
(December 20, 2022 - 1:40 pm)

Q: what is the most inquisitive animal?

A: a salamander, because they axolotl questions.

(if you say it out loud Axolotl sounds like 'ask a lot of'). 

submitted by Darkvine, age idk, infinite zucchini
(December 21, 2022 - 10:46 am)

I like both your jokes, Rora and Darkvine. Especially yours, Darkvine. Axolotls are awesome. And here are some grammar jokes:

- What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

- What’s another name for Santa’s Elves? Subordinate Clauses.
submitted by Hex, age aeons, in darkness for a spell
(December 21, 2022 - 8:28 pm)

Q-Why do clouds stay away from the moon?

A-They don'y want to get hit by the cow. 

submitted by Hawkstar
(December 21, 2022 - 9:59 pm)

Heeeere's another joke. It's a dad one.

What? No, it's not a bad one. It's a dad one.

What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf? An unawarewolf.

 

submitted by Echo Hallowswift
(December 23, 2022 - 12:22 pm)

Q: Why does The River Seinne never flood?

A: Because it's l'eau! (Pronounced like "low") 

submitted by Jaybells, Feelin' cheeky~
(December 26, 2022 - 8:55 pm)

Why do seagulls stay away from the bay?

Because then they'd be called bagels! 

submitted by Gawain, age 11, Tooth of Rangar
(December 30, 2022 - 1:55 pm)