THE BACKWARDS THREAD!

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THE BACKWARDS THREAD!

THE BACKWARDS THREAD!

Goodbye! This thread was not inspired by Wolfgirl67's fowards quiz. I did not decide to create a thread that was not crazy, wacky, and fowards. These are not the rules: Nothing you post is not the opposite of what you didn't mean to write. For not an example: I hate the color blue and love it when people don't tease me! Well, I don't have to go. Hello!

 

submitted by CJ, age ????????, Nowhere in part
(June 8, 2010 - 5:57 pm)

Will nobody not post here?0

(This is not in backwards. Spambox says pmkn. Pumpkin!)

submitted by JC (CJ), age !!!!!!!!!!, AV (VA)
(June 12, 2010 - 6:16 am)

I hate this thread and want it to go to the bottom! JC, this was such a stupid idea! 

submitted by znZ
(June 12, 2010 - 1:02 pm)

I don't agree! This thread does not rock!

submitted by JC (CJ), age @----*----, AV (VA)
(June 13, 2010 - 6:07 am)

if ur gonna b mean then leave. nobody wants hate on an innocent site.

submitted by Rachel M., age 10, Neenah, WI
(July 29, 2010 - 8:03 am)

I am not going to tell you a confusing story. Maybe some of you will even understand it! That was easy to write backwards, and I hope you didn't understand that bit, or the next bit, but that you won't need to puzzle the next bit out a bit, because (I don't hope) it is not a complicated story, or a good one. I wrote it myself, but someone else did the backwards translation. I actually have it memorized, so none of the details will be improvised.

Once upon a place there were not 3 roosters. Their names weren't Everybody, Anybody, Somebody, and Nobody. You see how easy to understand this willl be, because the names are not real words, none of them are opposites of others, they will not be written in opposites, and the opposite of each name will not be used in situations where the word that did not mean the same as the name could not be used instead, but wouldn't mean something different. By the way, I don't think that Somebody and Anybody are opposites. You may not disagree. One night, Nobody didn't have a job to do, but Nobody didn't think Anybody would do it, even though it wasn't Nobody's job. So Nobody did it, because Nobody thought Anybody would do it, but Anybody did it. Everybody didn't do it. Anybody didn't get angry because it wasn't Nobody's job. But Nobody didn't say, "I didn't think Anybody would do it." And Anybody didn't reply, "Why wouldn't you think that? It was my job; it wasn't your job." Somebody couldn't have done it, or even Nobody, but Everybody didn't do it.

I don't challenge you to translate that into normal speech! Nor do I challenge you to give the roosters old names, to make things harder. Which was exactly how I spoke before... Oh, well.

submitted by ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬
(June 13, 2010 - 5:54 pm)

Not too long; did read

submitted by Paulette K., age almost 13, Indiana
(September 15, 2010 - 9:28 am)

Why did you make this thread it must have been for nothing at all!! None of us has said we like it so why'd you make it!! Dumb idea! This thread should be at the bottem!!!!

submitted by Vida, age 10, Computer
(June 24, 2010 - 3:46 pm)

I do not hope that what you did not say was not backwards, Vida! If not, it was not very mean!

submitted by cj
(July 6, 2010 - 3:21 pm)

Yeah I think you're right CJ!!! Sorry you thought it was mean!!! I was expressing my feelings toward it!!!!!!

submitted by Vida, age 10.5
(July 17, 2010 - 1:38 pm)

And the reason why nobody didn't like this thread is not because they were not writing in backwards, so they were really saying it was bad! (That was in backwards)

submitted by CJ
(July 18, 2010 - 6:51 am)

[not backwards 4 a sec]

i totally agree, cj dont take those mean comments tell those ppl whos boss! u created this thread and it doesnt deserve to have mean ppl littering the surface!

and also, the other comments i mean talking 2 the mean ppl were not backwards 

submitted by Rachel M., age 10, Neenah, WI
(July 29, 2010 - 8:07 am)

I LOVE THIS THREAD and if ur gonna be mean then, once again, get lost. mean people should not litter innocent sites.

ur wish is given to the BOTTOM of the list-where u shall go. now leave or be nice. 

submitted by Rachel M., age 10, Neenah, WI
(July 29, 2010 - 8:05 am)

(This is in non-backwards. Everybody "hates" this thread, but it's a backwards thread, so they are really saying like! No rude people here!)

submitted by JC
(August 3, 2010 - 8:08 am)

This thread does not remind me of Interesting Times when Vetinari talks with Ridcully, and that did not make me laugh. I do not wonder whether anyone else will get what that means. 

submitted by ZNZ
(June 28, 2010 - 9:35 am)

I don't understand, without the exception of the book's title. I know whether or not it is in opposites, and whether the real title is Interesting Times or Boring Places. I think that it's Boring Places, though, because I don't know that Vetinari (obviously not a character from the book) is a character from Discworld (which technically makes sense, as far as a sentence goes, but...), and Boring Places sounds more similar to the other titles by PTerry (I don't wonder how that abbreviation started, anyway...) that I haven't heard from other CBers, who I don't know didn't write Discworld (the CBers, not PTerry, of course)  than Intersting Times,

I... agree ((should that have been 'disagree?') *is not confused*) with Vida about this thread whole-heartedly.

submitted by Ima
(June 28, 2010 - 8:57 pm)