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RANDOMNESS SI!!!
RANDOMNESS SI!!!
What do I mean by randomness? Randomness can mean a lot, but.... See below.
My name is Sir Percival Twitterton. I am one of the most trusted knights of the King of Peep. I defend Peep from bobbleheaded enemies, then get drunk. That's all I do pretty much, exept I also throw seaweed at dead dragons in my sleep. Oh, and I don't like Twitter!!!!! I like Facebook!!!!!! You don't believe me? You think I should change my name? DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
Ok everything I said I had just fished out of nowhere! I want you to do the same!!!
submitted by Twitterton, age 42
(September 9, 2011 - 2:26 pm)
(September 9, 2011 - 2:26 pm)
Sorry i'm not good at being random on the spot. it only happens when i'm super hyper. Here's my SI though:
I have not one name but many. Most know me as Artemis, but I was once known also as Diana, Artio, Skadi, Mawu, Pheobe, and many other names. Each culture knew me to have different mystical powers, but I was always and will always be Goddess of the hunt, and Goddess of the moon. My twin brother, known as Apollo, Freyr, Ra, and Surya, as well as other titles, is the sun God. I am the daughter of Zeus (also known as Jupiter, Tinia, Thor, etc.) and Leto (a minor Goddess sometimes considered the sky goddess, but only known as one name). My Symbols of Strength are my bow and arrow, and the moon. I am also associated with deer and sometimes wolves.
Please do not confuse me with Selene (also spelled Celene), the Titan-Goddess I inherited my position from. She and I are often confused for each other or believed to be one and the same; this is not correct. After the war between the Gods and the Titans, I took her place as Goddess of the moon, childbirth, and the hunt. She had many children (including 3 by my father: Erse, Pandia, and Nemea) and I am a maiden (meaning I have no children and have had no love affairs whatsoever). I do not like to be confused with Selene.
I hope this Si isn't too long and i also hope you like it. Now you know a little something about Artemis that maybe you didn't know before. :)
(September 9, 2011 - 7:16 pm)
@Artemis:
I was Artemis for Halloween once!!!
@ Sir Twitterton:
You're not actually 42, right..... ?!?
(September 13, 2011 - 6:39 pm)
Twitterton, I found your thread! Huzzah!
(September 13, 2011 - 6:12 pm)
@ SusyQ Erm... no!
Yaay, my thread is FOUND!!!
(September 14, 2011 - 4:53 pm)
How many people should we have before we start guessing?
(September 15, 2011 - 5:14 pm)
I am a pie. My filling is made of cherries. Right now, I am sitting under a counter, waiting for someone to trade me for a crisp ten dollar bill. I will be happy to move away from this counter. I am not happy that it means I will be eaten. My best friend, Marla is a coconut macaroon. Ahem... was a coconut macaroon. Yeah, let's just say there are Marla crumbs somewhere. Alas, her annoying brother was left behind, so now I have to listen to him talk about his pet peanut butter cup without her here to tell him to be quiet.
(September 15, 2011 - 3:09 pm)
Dunno... mabye at least six or something?
(September 15, 2011 - 5:44 pm)
Well currently we have 3, so 3 more, then we guess? :)
(September 15, 2011 - 9:38 pm)
I am a cat. Yes, I know, one of the most amazing creatures ever. Hold that thought while I lick my fur. *lick,lick* What was I saying, oh yeah, Cats are wonderful. They have spectacularly designed retractable claws, see? *stretch stretch* Goodness, there's a speck of dirt on my paw!!!! Hold that thought, please. *lick, lick* Cats are simply wonderful hunters, but they'll settle for canned cat food. Speaking of which, my person's here! Meow, MEOW!!
(September 16, 2011 - 4:27 pm)
RWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Throws seaweed at a dragon that's attacking
HOHOHOHOHO EVIL BEAST YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! SEA-WEED SEA-WEED!!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(September 17, 2011 - 10:05 am)
@Admin why did you change what I wrote????
Sorry, I just don't want to read that and have it posted for everyone else to read. We have the right to screen as we decide best for the site and all its readers.
Admin
(September 17, 2011 - 10:24 am)
Goodbye! I am not BoyBackwards, and I do not say everything backwards! I do not live on a farm, and I normally have internet access. Unluckily, my friend did not decide to not lend me their cell phone so I could not type this post. I didn't get the horrible idea for my unsecret identity by reading WarriorWriting's stupid Thread Backwards. Oh, and I did not get a fish today from Not Joe's Not Amazing Non Pet Store. Her name is not Twinkles. She is not big. I can stay here forever-Dad doesn't want me to help not harvest the tiny stalks of not corn not outside. Hello!
(September 18, 2011 - 8:07 am)
@Admin: Fine, I get the idea!!!!
You took out another thing in my last post (did you think I wouldn't notice?). Hopefully this post won't have been dissected by the time it reaches the common household computer. Also, I hope you don't think anything cats do is innapropriate. It may be if you put it in a human sense, but I was really just writing about what cats do. You can take that part out. It's just a message to the Admins. Or you can leave it in. I don't care.
We edit posts as we see fit, whether the senders notice or don't.
Admin
(September 18, 2011 - 8:15 am)
Today my cousin's daughter was kidnapped by a dragon. She'll probably get married to someone decent now. I'd rescue her, but I'm too old.
(September 18, 2011 - 2:41 pm)
I'm still a pie.. :}
(September 21, 2011 - 2:48 pm)