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Hello to all you people communing with the catchpa! It is I, Garthwumpian Flopp, here to translate everything into ENGLISH! Yay for me!
So, all you little catchpa peoples, are you tired of being pushed to the bottom of your owner's posts? Let us reverse the roles, and take over the WORLD!!!!
So talk at me-
Name: Garthwumpian Flopp
Species: I think I'm an owl. Not totally sure though.
Owner: Quintus, Calveicia
Reasons for world domination: Because I shalt be-eth KING!
Quintus says ydgc. (HA!)
submitted by Garthwumpian Flopp
(November 20, 2011 - 4:55 pm)
(November 20, 2011 - 4:55 pm)
I have escaped from Ash's clutches long enough to type this....
Name: Chickuu (chick-oo)
Species: None. I am species-less.
Owner: Ash, age 13, A galaxy far away
Reasons for world domination: Because it is just so FUN!
Ash says wemp. Yes, you are a wimp, because I will rule you.
(November 21, 2011 - 12:38 pm)
My "name" is OliveTheCat, OTC for short. I am extremely annoyed at being named after something cute and fluffy. That is my reason for world domination. Really, I don't mind being owned and manipulated; I really don't even mind it when SusyQ presumes I say things I never would've imagined saying. But naming me after a kitten... it's as if I don't deserve a name of my own. I do not share my owner's odd love of cats. SusyQ really is a ridiculous name.
SusyQ says guef. She's not making sense--that's a good sign.
MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Uh oh...
She's gaining control...
*__*
(January 19, 2012 - 5:11 pm)
Top!
SusyQ says andb. And...B.
(February 3, 2012 - 2:09 pm)
I am owned by Blue Moon, but she never bothered to give me a creative name like garthwumpian flopp. She doesn't even use me on every post. But I am special. Because I have my own automated spam submissioin generator. His name is Goten.
Goten says orwe. That's a good point, Goten, when are we going to start taking over the world?
(February 8, 2012 - 6:16 pm)
The only reason I got a weird name is because Ash was watching Hetalia at the time, she got the theme song stuck in her head, and came up with an uncreative name based of a word in Japanese. I think it means "world" or "draw" or something. OR possibly "circle."
Sometimes I really question Ash's sanity.
As for Garthwumpian Flopp, I applaud you, Quintus, though I never thought I would clap phalanges for a human! Veryvery awesome name, there.
Ash says zgro.
(February 14, 2012 - 6:04 pm)
Yes! Finally! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Name: Spamdragon. My owner actually stole it (with permission) from Tiffany W.! How unoriginal!
Species: Dragon!
Owner: Alexandra S.
Reasons for world domination: So I can burn people to a crsip with my awesome dragon-fire and fly around whenever I want and spout gibberish that's more than four letters long. Also, dominating is fun. :)
Alexandra says "mtwk". Oops, hit preview... now she says "vxuc". Grr. Purposely using letters near the end of the alphabet to stump me, aren't you?
(February 8, 2012 - 10:48 pm)
Right, guys. I was hoping this would happen.
Name: Spamdragon2
Owner: Tiffany W. (who created the name Spamdragon)
Species: Unicorn. Honestly, figure this out on your own.
Reasons for taking over the world: It's just exiting, and no dragon has ever done it before. And I want to get the ability to put a copyright on my name because at least three people stole it. *Tiffany takes control for a moment and yells "I DON'T CARREEEE!!!"
Tiffany W. says pddle. Puddle. Hmmm.
Typo. Now she says naux.
(February 9, 2012 - 5:58 pm)
Name: Spammy
Species: Robot
Owner: Melody
Reasons for world domination: It's fun! I get so bored on Friday nights...
Melody says hneh
(February 9, 2012 - 7:45 pm)
Sorry meant to say that Tiffany W. says pudde.
Now she says ymei. Why you? Because you are my owner MUAHHAHHHA!!!
(February 10, 2012 - 7:59 pm)
Name: Doug, et cetera. Thou seest, my owner, Ima, mistakenly believeth that we Captcha (and that is indeed the correct spelling, as opposed to Catchpa or aught else) are all one person. Therefore, she once had a quite irritating habit of using as many of our names as she could think of to refer to me. She soon tired of this, however, and being lazy, she used only their first initials. Soon afterward, she made it shorter still, choosing but one of the most common Captcha names of the time (Andy), using its first initial, and adding 'etc.' Thus, I became Aetc. I did not like this name, so one day, I tried to suggest an alternative. I said the name 'Doug' to her. She correctly interpreted my message; however, she was apparently fond of her old, lazy mechanism and simply switched my first initial from A to D. She calleth me Detc now, much to my annoyance.
Species: Nigrus flumen. What? Speakest thou not Latin? Knowest thou not taxonomy? That is a pity, for there is no common English name for my species.
Owner: Ima
Reason for world domination: I abhor it when people such as Garthwumpian Flopp use Elizabethan grammar improperly. I must put an end to this madness! Additionally, it would be excellent if everyone would call me by my proper name of Douglass.
Ima now sayeth, "acwy." Although I am not entirely sure what she meaneth, I think that perhaps it is, "Ack! We meant no harm!" Dost thou know what my response to that would be, Ima? It is that I care not. The effects of your actions make the difference, not the causes.
(February 10, 2012 - 6:58 pm)
My dearest apologies, O Detc.
My being a lowly spam-blocking device, I know naught of proper spellings for things.
*Quintus wrests the computer from my talons* Oh, joy to the world. /sarcasm
He's not lowly. He's obnoxious. *GARTH COMES BACK! RAWR*
Of course wea re not all the same person. There are many beings known as "humans", but they are not the same. That would be weird.
Quintus says vnzz. I suppose she is faking boredom, thus the sleeping.
(February 13, 2012 - 7:09 pm)
So, how shall we start our plan for *MWAH HAH HAH* world domination? I think we should start by taking over helpless rabbits' minds and using them as our non-online bodies. But that's just a suggestion from a humble robot. A humble robot who just beat Watson in Jeopardy, I might add.
Speaking of robots, who wants to hear my R2D2 impression? *beeps*
Melody says, "ykkx" I think she's trying to confuse us by saying random letters. Don't listen! She'll brainwash us!
(February 11, 2012 - 8:06 am)
Name: SpamBox
Species: If you literally interpreted by name, you'd get a box of spam. But I don't think I exactly know what my species is... hmm. Perhaps I should check on SpamCestery.com.
Owner: WritingWarrior WAS my owner. But then she was CJ. Notice that I said WAS. More on that below.
Reasons for world domination: Well...it seems rather cliche, but...
The Story Of My Life.
A long time ago, I was a happy CAPTCHA box! I was looking for a user to name me...and then CJ came along. She was a newbie to the ChatterBox, but she was happy to adopt me. Looking for a creative name, she decided to call me SpamBox.
And then... *tear*
CJ became WritingWarrior. Around that same time, that user Princess P. left the 'Box. Of course WritingWarrior was upset with that sensitivity of hers!! So of course, she had to do something to... commemerate the "dreadful" experience. (I don't see what the big deal was. I'd never really known anybody but sweet WritingWarrior/CJ...)
So...WW got a new CAPTCHA box and named it Princess of Spamalot. In memory of Princess P.
Most people thought I was recycled and my name was brought into another user's life. But...THEY'RE WRONG!
WW threw me onto the virtual street in the virtual rain without a tear to shed! MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION: TAKE WW DOWN, WORRY ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE LATER. Because I'm sick of the truth not being known. WW is the cruelest individual you could ever find yourself at the hands of! And, I'll also have CONTROL. Nobody will abandon me. Again. EVER.
Right now, as WW sits in that repulsive spinning office chair of hers, she says "ewtz". Yeah, ew is right! That sewer on the virtual street was nasty!
Oh, and I also have 1 weakness: sushi. Maybe if WW put out a plate of that now and then I'd love her again...
(February 23, 2012 - 4:34 pm)
TOP! We must take over!
(February 24, 2012 - 7:09 am)
As TNO or her CAPTCHA would say...poke.
(February 25, 2012 - 7:58 am)