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There is a program I'm signing up for that asks strange questions. Actually, I thought it would be funny to answer the questions incorrectly and make a fake profile. I wouldn't actually do this on the real thing, but I wanted to make one here.
Name: Millard Johnson
Age: Oh, let's say 14
Town: Some place in a magical world... where everything is common and boring.
Millard's application:
1.
Describe your interests, activities, and hobbies. Describe what you do in your spare time. Explain why you’ve gotten interested in these things. (You may include your favorite T.V. programs, magazines, sports, ect.)
I am interesting in making bread, expert running away screaming, and being average. Actually, I've always wanted to be something not average, but it's never worked out...
2.
What do you like to read? Who is your favorite author? If you were on a deserted island, which books would you want to have with you?
Read? I don't do much reading. I read the cereal box yesterday, but the education here is thin, and we don't learn much. Of course, I can recite to you which cereals have how much sugar and calcium, but that's not much of reading. If I was on a desert island, I want a real, live book. I've never seen one before, but I've heard they're amazing. I also read a recipe for bread..once. After that, it came naturally to me.
3.Describe your passions of learning and how you are currently pursuing them.
One of my passions is to open a bakery where I can bake bread. I may be average, but my bread is not. If I do have superhuman powers, they're to make bread.
4.
What do you believe is the most important event, discovery, or development of the last few years and why?
The most important devolopent of the last few years is probably the adventures of the protagonsit who rules this land. It's quite apparent that I'm only a commoner, someone doomed to be a helpless toy in a big plan, usually involving running away screaming.
5.Describe any talents you have. How do you demonstrate them?
One of my many talents is running away screaming. I've gotten quite good at it, actually, and I hold the record in my town for loudest scream and most furious run.
So that's Millard. I wanted to do that. I took out a few questions I deemed boring, but I thought these were interesting. The book one is sad, though. Poor Millard.
Anyways, everyone could make their own fake profile if they wanted to! This is on the way to becoming an RP, isn't it? Well, too late, it's in Down to Earth.
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(May 21, 2013 - 8:16 pm)
(May 21, 2013 - 8:16 pm)
Name: Maya Walker
Age: 16
Town: Down town.. everything is upside down!
Maya's Application:
1. Describe your interests, activities, and hobbies. Describe what you do in your spare time. Explain why you’ve gotten interested in these things. (You may include your favorite T.V. programs, magazines, sports, ect.)
I don't have many hobbies, I usually stick to one or 2 things and they're always changing. Right now I like collecting candy wrappers! I love sparking other peopele to do that too! The most useful tip I've ever heard, is to look in people's garbage. When I'm not doing that, I like to watch TV. Some of my favorite shows are Sesame Street and Barney.
2. What do you like to read? Who is your favorite author? If you were on a deserted island, which books would you want to have with you?
I like to read picture books! I don't like to read very many words at a time, and picture books are just so exciting! My favorite author is Eric Carl, because his books are really really really cool! But if I were on a deserted island, I would want to have Where The Wild Things Are, because it's a very realistic book about islands!
3.Describe your passions of learning and how you are currently pursuing them.
I try to learn one new thing every year! For example, last year I learned that tigers are carnivores, and this year, I'm trying to figure out why people build roofs on their houses.
4.What do you believe is the most important event, discovery, or development of the last few years and why?
I think the most important event that happened in the last few years was Christmas, because I got... you won't believe it.. A NEW TEDDY BEAR!
5.Describe any talents you have. How do you demonstrate them?
I am very good at balancing spoons on my nose. I usually go out in public, take a bunch of spoons with me, and wear my special outfit, which is a skin suit of green, black, and pink, my snorkel and swim tube, and balance spoons! I don't get very much money out of it, though.
(May 22, 2013 - 11:52 am)
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(May 24, 2013 - 4:06 pm)
what you do in your spare time. Explain why you’ve gotten interested in
these things. (You may include your favorite T.V. programs, magazines,
sports, ect.)
you were on a deserted island, which books would you want to have with
you?
I don't have favorite author or book I love to read and my favorite thing to read is pokemon manga.
(May 24, 2013 - 6:35 pm)
Hahaha! This is hysterical!
Whitney Parkson
Age: 23
Hometown: Hickville
1.
Describe your interests, activities, and hobbies. Describe
what you do in your spare time. Explain why you’ve gotten interested in
these things. (You may include your favorite T.V. programs, magazines,
sports, ect.)
Some of my faves are sniping and party crashing! I'm a huge sponser of curing sanity, and drag racing!
What do you like to read? Who is your favorite author? If
you were on a deserted island, which books would you want to have with
you?
Likely books on ninja skills and car engines. And coffee making, for it is a foreign art to me...
3.Describe your passions of learning and how you are currently pursuing them.
Learning? What the heck is that?! I like to learn only when it helps rob the local bank.
5.Describe any talents you have. How do you demonstrate them?
I've got hundreds! They range all over the map from simple lock picking, to mad driving skills! I demonstrate them all the time, much to the annoyance of my neighbors. Like the time I blew up their house to get their dog to stop barking. Long story.
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So, that's Whitney! Utterly psychotic! This should totally become an RP! Though, if it does, I'm reducing her age.
Note: I have not really done any of this. I DO NOT hold a criminal record. Just so you know!
(May 24, 2013 - 8:35 pm)
Ha! BHR's is really funny! I wish I knew her personally...
I meant BHR, not Whitney. Whitney would be a HORRIBLE friend!
Name: Joe Schmoe
Age: 25
Town: Hollywood
Joe's application:
1.
Describe your interests, activities, and hobbies. Describe what you do in your spare time. Explain why you’ve gotten interested in these things. (You may include your favorite T.V. programs, magazines, sports, ect.)
My interests and hobbies are starring in stupid movies like Invasion of the Idiot Trash 3: Rise of the Retaliating Dumpsters.
2.
What do you like to read? Who is your favorite author? If you were on a deserted island, which books would you want to have with you?
I like to read tabloids and gossip about Jennifer Lopez.
3.Describe your passions of learning and how you are currently pursuing them.
My passions of learning are to learn how to jump off a volcano without getting hurt so I can safely complete the climactic scene in Invasion of the Idiot Trash 4: Rise of the Retaliating Banana Peels. It involves my character being chased out of the mouth of an active volcano by a bunch of nonflammable banana peels, jumping off the volcano, and being saved by his love, a rebel apple core who wants to defeat the evil junk and stop the Smelly War.
4.
What do you believe is the most important event, discovery, or development of the last few years and why?
The most important development is the director of Idiot Trash 4 getting fired (which has not yet happened). He is a complete idiot and his sacking is long overdue!
5.Describe any talents you have. How do you demonstrate them?
My best talent is easily eluding the police when I am framed for kidnapping my girlfriend, Mary Schmary, for the 100,000,000th time! I do it by making an appearance on Paul Peteson LIVE, which, they seem to keep forgetting, is not actually LIVE!
For a slight reference to Joe, see http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/115724.
(May 25, 2013 - 12:19 pm)
Name: Cami Honey
Age: 12
Town: Oklahoma City
Q1: I am interesting in walking around town buying clothes --- oh, yeah I only buy but neon green colored clothes. I love to draw; my whole room s decorated with pictures on my walls, chairs, sheets...
Q2: Read? I love to read my encyclopedias, but mysteries and fiction bore me. My favorite author is... Roald Dahl. I have never read any of his books though, I just like the sound of her name. Wait, or is it him?
Q3: My passion is drawing. Right now I am an apprentice to Pablo Picasso.
Q4: Definitely the discovery of the giant squid. It is so much fun to paint!
Q5: My talent is drawing and tripping over invisible string.
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***I do actually know Roald Dahl is a man and that Pablo Picasso is not living anymore.***
(May 25, 2013 - 2:25 pm)
Can I do another one? I want the next one I do to be more funny! Oh I didn't mean to write Millard's application.
(May 26, 2013 - 12:02 pm)
Of course you can do another one!
(May 27, 2013 - 11:11 am)
YES! Write it, Blue! Could always use more laughs!
(May 27, 2013 - 11:43 am)
YAY!
Name: Mount Everest
Age: 888,888,888.111.111.111.111.10
Town: Know where you need to know!
Describe your interests, activities, and hobbies. Describe
what you do in your spare time. Explain why you’ve gotten interested in
these things. (You may include your favorite T.V. programs, magazines,
sports, ect.)
Nothing much--catch a few lions, wrestle some alligators, the normal.
What do you like to read? Who is your favorite author? If
you were on a deserted island, which books would you want to have with
you?
What books! Never touch them! I don't trust them, who knows what they'll tell!
Describe your passions of learning and how you are currently pursuing them.
What is learning! It sounds boring. I only know about knowledge.
What do you believe is the most important event, discovery, or development of the last few years and why?
I think after all these years them most important thing discovered is cold air conditioning.
Describe any talents you have. How do you demonstrate them?
Talent, I don't have any. I am skilled. I bet all you guys with talent aren't skilled!
(May 27, 2013 - 2:56 pm)
What's the program?
(May 28, 2013 - 7:08 pm)
I just realized that I somehow failed to answer question 4. So, Whitney shall now answer that!
Q4: That the Aston Martin V12 Vantage S is an awesome car (please, DO NOT ask how I discovered that. I'm STILL in hiding! Sadly, the authorities are persistant...) and also cold coffee is awful (though I still can't make it.)
(May 29, 2013 - 7:42 pm)