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World domination!!!! It must happen again . . . and it will. We shall conquest the world . . . AGAIN!!!!! Well technically I wasn't there the first time it happened but . . . you know. Join me , and we shall rule the world! MWAA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!
Gosh, I used a lot of elipses in that post. . . .
submitted by Evan S., age 11
(February 10, 2014 - 11:04 pm)
(February 10, 2014 - 11:04 pm)
I tried to conquer Transylvania peacefully, but, alas, it did not vurk out so vell. Dracula was tired and did not feel like negotiating. We have learned not to mess with Dracula before he's had his coffee. There was casualities, but we have taken Transylvania. Also, I can now transform into a bat. (Who knows why)
@CaptianRead: Wonderful! (rubs palms together) Here's a sonic. Go steal those blueprints.
(February 17, 2014 - 11:04 pm)
Thanks! But, er, I'd prefer to remain non-vampire (note that I did not say that I am human), so please mail the sonic to my secret HQ, which is, of course, very secret, so I can't tell you where it is. I will know that we are on the same side if I recieve it within a week. Wait.....I think I've got some mail now! I'll be right back as soon as I know what it is!
Aha! It seems that I am on your side after all! Off I go to Kokopelli's secret pie base!
Also, I have found Rosey and a way to defeat Ombra, so now Neverland and it's greatest enemy is under my control. And Winnie-the-Pooh and Christopher Robin were very agreeable, so although it might not seem like much to our enemies (whoever they are), the Hundred-Acre Wood is an ally!
Captcha says coff. Oh dear, Captcha, are you getting a cold?
(February 18, 2014 - 12:23 pm)
@ CaptainRead: Oh my gosh, you've read Peter and the Starcatchers?! I LOVE that series! I own all the books, including Bridge to Neverland (though I was disappointed with that one).
(February 18, 2014 - 6:55 pm)
Actually, I have only read Bridge to Neverland, and if it was disappointing, I can't wait to read the other ones! My brother introduced me to the series, but he likes audiobooks and I really don't, so I don't know much of the Peter and the Starcatchers story yet.
(February 19, 2014 - 2:02 pm)
Oh do! They're fantastic! My favorite is Sword of Mercy, though they're all great!
(February 27, 2014 - 12:32 am)
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(February 18, 2014 - 10:52 pm)
@Gollum: I love Risk!
Alright, I had a great idea. I name it Project Ewoks Take Manhattan. We shall storm Manhattan from the south, then as the opposistion flees, we send in a tide of warriors from the north and curve inward. It's a classic pincer's movement. It won't fail. Gaining this stronghold will allow us to take New York before proceed to attack Washington D.C. which will lead to conquering the rest of the U.S. We should try to take no lifes whatsoever in our attack. However, if they attack we shall fight back. Ewoks for the win! Spamster says road. No spammy, there is no road from England to Manhttan. We must use the heart of gold. Oh yeah, I stole the heart of gold.
(February 18, 2014 - 11:07 pm)
Want me to go capture the Glade ( maze runner) so we can get some Immunes??
(February 19, 2014 - 10:05 am)
What book is that from?
(February 24, 2014 - 11:45 am)
I'm joining!
How about I try to get campers from Camp Half-Blood on our side?
(February 27, 2014 - 4:53 pm)
Its from the Maze Runner series
(March 3, 2014 - 8:48 am)
You have another valiant warrior on your side, for I will join. Is there any way Space Unicorns will be of assistance?
I believe your plan is foolproof.
(February 28, 2014 - 9:28 am)
Hello valiant warrior! I'm sure your..er...Space Unicorns can help! What sort of powers do they have, and do they know any Space Giants, or Space Gryphons that could be persuaded to join our side too?
Captcha says roou. Have you been bitten by a werewolf, Captcha? Aaah! RUN! Captcha just said yes and is coming for me! Help! Someone conquer Snape and get him here in case I'm not fast enough!
(March 4, 2014 - 9:17 am)
I have many mythical creatures I can summon. The Space Unicorns have marshmallow lasers.
(March 8, 2014 - 9:12 am)
Ah, the good old Heart of Gold! I fear that Zaphod will get mad at you for stealing his publicity by doing what he did all over again, and you will probably need someone to turn Eddie off if you want to stay sane. I'm sure we can conquer someone to do that for us. Also, was Marvin on the Heart of Gold? Because if he was, I'm afraid there's no hope for you unless you happen to have a psychologist (or is that psychiatrist?) on board as well.
Does anyone want me to see if River Song is willing to help us?
(March 6, 2014 - 1:29 pm)