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So this is a funny game I saw. This is how it works, you post funny, random, conversations, and basically that's all. Just laughing our heads of at funny conversation.
Like this:
Me: Ominous killing people on the Chatterbox. (I was trying to explain the Tiny&Humbug.)
My brother: Well, that's nice.
Me: Well really, Ominous isn't killing people. One of us is killing people. *Brother's name*, I could be the Murderer. *grabs bread knife, I was cutting bread with* (it was Lunch Break, and we are homeschooled) Heh. Heh. Heh.
Brother: Good for you, but please, just keep your hands of my guns and guitars. I don't want you El Kabong-ing (If you know who he is, you have an amazing childhood) anyone- or thing.
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But yeah, that's just an example. I have much- erp- stranger ones.
submitted by Winter Firefly
(January 23, 2015 - 9:28 am)
(January 23, 2015 - 9:28 am)
I'm homeschooled too!
(January 23, 2015 - 1:01 pm)
Cool, top!
(January 23, 2015 - 3:13 pm)
Lol only SAVVY44x will get this.
friend: Say another speech!
me: OK! Hold on a second! * stares at floor* yelling at floor: NO! NO CHEESEBURGERS!!
friend: Huh?
me: Long story.
friend: * looks at clock* We have time.
me: * laughing* Nope. Not enough time.
(January 23, 2015 - 4:32 pm)
Danie: Ah! What a lovely day! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, Squeak is doing jump rop- Squeak?! What the heck? Why are you doing jump rope?
Squeak: *huffs* I *puffs* need *pants* to improve *huff again* my mousie skills.
Danie: Your what now?
Squeak: *stops jump roping* My mousie skills!... You don't know what that is...?
Danie: I do not know what that is.
Squeak: WELLL.... Then I must explain to you, young mousiewan.
Danie:...Okay.
Squeak: Long ago, in a hole far far awa-
Danie: just get on with it!
Squeak: Okay, Okay! Anyways... A young mouse named Jump Ropina was thinking.
Danie: About what?
Squeak: Just listen, okay? See, this mouse, he was made fun of. He couldn't do anything right..
Danie: Yahuh.
Squeak: so, he decided tha- *screams* WHAT THE HECK?! YODA! REALLY... THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STAR WARS.
Yoda: *in a gruff un-yoda like voice* Yes it does.
Squeak: YOU ARE NOT THE REAL YODA!!! *turns around to scooby doo* let's take off his mask!
Scooby: ruff ruff
Squeak: You are not real either! *turns to Danie* Let's task off boths masks!
Danie: *pulls of her own mask* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'M NOT THE REAL DANIEEE!! IT IS I, DARTH VADARRRR.
Squeak: *dies from confusion*
(January 23, 2015 - 10:58 pm)
Me- *puts meat on nachos*
Addi- Ew, Meat!!!
Me- I like what i like so don't go...... so don't..... um..... Yeah I'll just stop talking now....\
Addi- Good choice
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For this next one we r on the phone.....
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Me- Hello?
Addi- Hi! I looked up a Scottish Setter on google!!
Me- Oh, cool, what's it look like?
Addi- Cute..... but that's not the point....
Me- Oh.... What,,, uh,... is the point.
Addi- That we're not doing a Scottish Setter.
Me- NOOOOO! WHY YOU RUIN MY LIFE DUDE???
Addi- Because I found a better dog to do
Me- b- better than the Scotish Setter??
Addi- Yeah! An English Setter!!
Me- We're doing it.
Addi- Yeah so I-
Me- English as in England as in we're doing it that's final.
Addi- You really are obsessed w/ England are'nt you.....
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Me- When I'm president, Rainbows will roam freely! And all chocolate will be given out freely! And all unicorns will be pets..... uh..... Freely!
Girl#1- All right *casually walks away*
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Yea, I'll b back tommorrow.... Every day has new good convo!!!!
(January 24, 2015 - 11:04 am)
"You eat catchup for a living?!!?!"
Yup, my life.
(January 24, 2015 - 7:49 pm)
I have a HUGE school, and my friend and I have lockers in the main hallway. When people are walking by, it's always hilarious to listen in on what people are saying, because you hear random snippets of totally irrelevant things. Here's two of my favorites (these are TOTALLY TRUE, I'm not even kidding):
1.) "My tongue will grow." ~A boy named Richie
2.) "WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BURNT COOKIES IN THIS HALLWAY?!" ~A girl with medium length wavy black hair, who was wearing a bright pink shirt and screamed it while sprinting down the hallway.
(January 24, 2015 - 8:27 pm)
Friend: This bathroom has an ottoman!
Me: Why?
Friend: Because it's fancy! Spell ottoman.
Me: Fine. (glares) Au...
Friend: WRONG!
Me: Iganominious
Other Friend: NO!
Ok, this would make more sense if you were there and if you knew my friends and if you had been at our school spelling bee.
(January 25, 2015 - 10:59 am)
Me: "Don't kill your roof! It'll rain Silverfish! Oh my gosh look out for A______'s bunny!"
Brother: "Okay, okay. Hey, look that bunny's name is 'Stupid'!"
Me: "Be nice to Stupid, he's not vary bright."
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It makes more sence if you play Minecraft.
(January 25, 2015 - 3:17 pm)
This is a text conversation that was posted on Facebook.
Boy: Never buy West Hampton doughnuts again!
Mom: Why?
Boy: Because Anna (babysitter) let Grace (sister) eat the last doughnut that she said was mine! 'Mmmmm doughnuts, don't mind if I do!' Thirty seconds later she can't see her toes.
(January 25, 2015 - 5:10 pm)
Addi- So why are you called Savvy?
Me- Because..... that's what potatoes want me to do in this world!
Addi- Lucky! Carrots are always the ones telling me what to do!!
Me- But Carrots are potatoes in disguise.....
Addi- What??
Me0- nevermind, that was a youtube channel I found online....
Addi- Makes sense
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Sorry i can only post one convo, i have to leave... Ellies going to the eye doctor...
(January 26, 2015 - 9:14 am)
(This is over chat, on gmail, by the way):
(January 28, 2015 - 12:41 pm)
Addi- YO!!
Me- You really wanna go there?
Addi- I wanna go to Disney World....
Me- and I wanna go to England!! But we can't, can we???
Addi- It's not my fault!! You're the one who got iced tea for the teacher!!
Me- I had to, she told me to!
Addi- Who's she??
Me- The teacher..... Oh, wait nevermind
Addi- I think I blew up......
Me- How's it going?
Addi- Wait does she know what we're talking about?
Me- honey, I think you lost it about 7 years ago
Addi- if you say so
Me- If you know what i mean.....
Addi- well it just so happens i do!!
Me- Yes, of course, but you must remember that it wasnt my fault!! The iced tea simply sprouted legs and walked into my arms!!
Addi- Fine. But I'm keeping my eyes in that iced tea. And that lunch lady.....
Me- *whispers* she knows things
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(January 29, 2015 - 7:24 pm)
I say so many things that would sound so ridiculous out of context that they're funny even when in context! Here's a recent one:
"It's official: my sister thinks she's a zamboni!"
(January 30, 2015 - 9:17 am)
Top!
(February 1, 2015 - 9:47 am)