WEIRD SURVEY WITH

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WEIRD SURVEY WITH

WEIRD SURVEY WITH AN APPETIZER OF EXCITING

So, to get to know my fellow CBers, I have created a list of questions that will test your metal to the hardest, and also be very weird.

DISCLAIMER: a couple of these questions have to do with Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. If you haven't read at least one of these series you may be at a loss for one or two questions.

 

1. How are jelly doughnuts and Harry Potter related?

2. What is your first reaction if a large cockroach dressed in a fairy costume knocked on your door?

3. Dwarves or Elves and why? (If you've read/ watched LOTR or The Hobbit those type of elves and dwarves.)

4. What is your spirit animal? (I really don't care if you don't have one, just make it up.)

5. When you picture me, "Cloudy Dweller," what do I look like? (If you describe me really well and you don't actually know me *cough cough Rose Bud*, I will greatly reward you.)

6.  (ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ/WATCHED Heroes of Olympus and LORD OF THE RINGS) Legolas or Jason Grace?

7. Bunnies?

8. I am about to get weird, will you still be my friend?

9. Please state your answer in the form of a question because my question sounds like an answer?

10. Okay? Okay.

11. What hides in the deepest part of the sea?

12. Where do bluebirds fly?

13. Did you know that in real life Rosebud and I are best friends who live a secret double lives as monster slaying demigods? (We actually are best friends, BUT DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE SAVED THE WORLD?) 

14. How could you get Draco Malfoy to calm down without severely injuring him?

15. What do YOU look like (in your own eyes)

16. Ask me a question ? and I shall answer.

17. What if you lost on a reality TV show?

18. What fictional book character do you wish you were?

19.  Answer this next question honestly please?

20. What are you biggest fictional character crushes? (Top 3 or maybe 5 if you are like me) 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(April 23, 2015 - 2:56 pm)

When I grow up, I want to be on the Blizzard Entertainment art development team where I can express my creative insanity with others who think the same way as me.

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(May 5, 2015 - 9:58 am)

Blizzard?

BLIZZARD???

THE BLIZZARD???

THE SAME BLIZZARD THAT MADE STARCRAFT AND DIABLO????? 

submitted by Somebody , The Blizzard Fan
(May 6, 2015 - 6:49 pm)

YES THE BLIZZARD THAT MADE DIABLO, STARCRAFT, WORLD OF WARCRAFT, HEARTHSTONE, AND HEROES OF THE STORM !

I really want to make a Blizzard game RP

WAIT! Somebody ? DO YOU PLAY ANY OF THE GAMES LISTED ABOVE ? 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, Blizzard Queen
(May 7, 2015 - 11:17 am)

DIABLO III! I tried to make an RP on it but t I was the only one who played! Yes! ROLEPLAY! 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Somebody
(June 6, 2015 - 6:17 pm)
1. How are jelly doughnuts and Harry Potter related?
I like Harry Potter. I like jelly doghnuts. Therefore, they are both to my liking, therefore, they are related. 
2. What is your first reaction if a large cockroach dressed in a fairy costume knocked on your door?
Scream, slam door, runnn to my room. Slam door. I'm scared of bugs. As in, really scared. 
3. Dwarves or Elves and why? (If you've read/ watched LOTR or The Hobbit those type of elves and dwarves.)
Elves. Elves are cooler. Haven't read LOTR, but I've read a ton of fantrasy. Yeah. Elves. 
4. What is your spirit animal? (I really don't care if you don't have one, just make it up.)
Mmm... What kid of animal likes to put on a show? Uhh....Dunno....Can I just say monkey? I'm not a monkey. Whatever.
5. When you picture me, "Cloudy Dweller," what do I look like? (If you describe me really well and you don't actually know me *cough cough Rose Bud*, I will greatly reward you.)
I imagine a girl with silvery blond hair, gray eyes, and a small, pale face. She is wearing gray leggings and a gauzy white tunic. 
6.  (ONLY IF YOU HAVE READ/WATCHED Heroes of Olympus and LORD OF THE RINGS) Legolas or Jason Grace?
Have not read LOTR, as I said before. 
7. Bunnies?
Cute. Unless they are killer, hot pink bunnies. Then they are slightly less cute. 
8. I am about to get weird, will you still be my friend?
'Course. I'm really weird. 
9. Please state your answer in the form of a question because my question sounds like an answer?
Do pigs fly? 
10. Okay? Okay.
**Raises eybrows** 
11. What hides in the deepest part of the sea?
The giant squid. Mwahahaha! 
12. Where do bluebirds fly?
Me. Guess who? 
13. Did you know that in real life Rosebud and I are best friends who live a secret double lives as monster slaying demigods? (We actually are best friends, BUT DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE SAVED THE WORLD?) 
Rainbow knows all! But no, I actually wasn't the slightest bit aware. 
14. How could you get Draco Malfoy to calm down without severely injuring him?
Offer him money. But I don't bribe, so I'd probably...Y'know, there's really nothing one can do about Draco. 
15. What do YOU look like (in your own eyes)
I look pretty sometimes,  but others...I'd say I just look like the crazy girl. Who tottaly rocks! 
16. Ask me a question ? and I shall answer.
Again, do pigs fly? 
17. What if you lost on a reality TV show?
Who cares? I wouldn't be on a reality TV show, anyhoo. 
18. What fictional book character do you wish you were?
Kate Wetherall. Totally. 
19.  Answer this next question honestly please?
Sure, sure. 
20. What are you biggest fictional character crushes? (Top 3 or maybe 5 if you are like me) 
I don't have any. Honest to goodness. I swear. 
Thanks for the survey, Cloudy! 
submitted by Over The Rainbow, Where Bluebirds Fly
(May 3, 2015 - 7:40 pm)

Do pigs fly ? 

Duh, of course they do...

*whispers* In Narnia

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WITH A BAJILLION FICTIONAL CRUSHES SOMEONE HELP ME. 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(May 5, 2015 - 10:00 am)

I got your back! I have lots ;) 

submitted by Rose bud, age 12, SC
(May 6, 2015 - 8:22 am)

1. I haven't tried either of them

2. I scream and squish it

3. Dwarves. Because they have personality.

4. Marvin the Martian

5. A person on a cloud looking down at us below with a laptop.

6. Duh, Jason

7. Cute.

8. If you give me cookies

9. OK?

10. Yep?

11. Man-eating SQUIDS! Or Atlantis

12. Into the wild blue.

13. Of course I know! I'm the one who sends the monsters!

14. Who is Draco Malfoy?

15. A girl with brown hair, brown eyes, a fedora and a Doctor Who t-shirt.

16. Who is your gidly parent?

17. Depends on the reality TV show.

18. Calypso because she is dating Leo.

19. FIIIIIIINE!!!

20. Leo Valdez, Warreen IDK his last name, and Travis/ Connor Stoll (Either one would do). 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(June 6, 2015 - 4:24 pm)

#16: Sorry, I meant godly parent :)

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(June 6, 2015 - 4:37 pm)

1. Both are delicious.

2. "Yummy! Coakroach fairies! Mermaids, I just got you another meal!"

3. Dwarves. At least we're the same height.

4. A UNICORN JELLY FISH BABY.

5. Uh... A person dwelling in the clouds? Seriously, I take names literally.

6. Ew! They are both disgusting! Even my mermaids wouldn't like to eat them! So slimey and gooey.

7. No.

8. Go ask my mermaids. Actually, don't. They are in the middle of fairy coakroach soup.

9. *explodes*

10. *explodes again*

11. UNICORN JELLY FISH BABIES. THE MOST AWKARD CREATURES ALIVE.

12. Over a certain cber.

13. No. However, I do know one of you likes either  LotRs or HoO. Which makes me want to slap you both.

14. I don't. MY MERMAIDS DO. What's that, mermaids? You don't want to? Fine. I'll get the unicorn jelly fish baby to do it. Everyone knows that they love eating Draco Malfoy!

15. I look like a majestic cowboy looking to the sunrise, while I ride a plastic horse with a pretend changing background behind me. I also have the mysterious Unicorn Jellyfish Babies flying with me.

16. Too busy feeding Draco Malfoy to Unicorn Jellyfish babies.

17. NOT WITH UNICORN JELLY FISH BABIES ON MY SIDE!

18. *slaps Cloudy* How dare you say that! I already don't exist!

19. See 16.

20. *slaps Cloudy again* I AM a fictional character crush! *flips hair* Which means I don't need one!

Anyone want my mermaids? Nevermind. My Unicorn Jellyfish Babies suddenly have a crave for mermaids. 

submitted by Danie
(June 6, 2015 - 5:34 pm)

1. Jelly donuts are often misspelled (like so) much like the word squirrel. Squirrels are small rodents which bury nuts to be brought up later if they are remembered, much like students hiding your homework under your other obligations. Homework is a sin, much like the seven deadly sins. One of the seven deadly sins is greed, which describes me perfectly. I like math and a part of math is geometry. Geometry has triangles. Illuminati Confirmed!

2. Ignore it and take my meds this evening.

3. Hobbit movies: Dwarves because those are darn awesome goats that they ride on, also the elves are annoyingly perfect

Hobbit books: The elves are very much infallible, a trait (sadly) not seen much among high fantasy elves these days. Cheers for elves.

LotR movies: Dwarves don't appear much and original Galadriel is excellent (I dislike the abuse of her apperance in Hobbit movies). Therefore, elves.

LotR books: Tom Bombadil. Hands down.

4. My main totem is the hummingbird. Is that close enough for you?

5. When I hear the name Cloudy Dweller, I picture Rhonda Kazembe in her cloud dress.

6. I have heard quite a bit about Jason from a friend, and considering the types of things I have heard, I will go with Legloas because he does not make me want to run for cover.

7. Chinchillas.

8. W-weirdness? I've never had that before in my life... I don't know if I can handle it.

9. What is a confusing statement?

10. Ja.

11. Kyogre

12. Over the rainbow

13. Keep a good watch over her and make sure you don't lose her. Friends are precious. Hold on to them.

14. Turn him into a ferret, take him home to CA, sell him, get caught selling him, and get arrested for selling ferrets in CA.

15. I am short. It would be better if I was taller. I am very small as well. Puberty has by and large ignored me.

16. If you got a personalised license plate, what would it say?

17. I would get very upset.

18. Smaug, as he's the richest one I can think of.

19. Yeah, sure.

20. I would say none, but Red left me with a wish to ship myself with Kefka my entire life, so fine, fine, I will say Kefka. I don't have a crush on Kefka, honestly, but Red had the habit of shipping me with just about everything. He wrote a 10 verse song shipping me a bush, for goodness sake.

Kefka, by the way, is a mage in the Imperial army in FFVI. He has very witty lines. He appears to be only a minor character at first but ends up becoming god, causing the Apocalypse, and being the final boss at the end of the game. He's a really easy boss, all things considered. 

submitted by Ruby M.
(June 7, 2015 - 12:25 pm)

TOP!

submitted by Top!
(June 21, 2015 - 6:37 am)

1. I bet Dumbledore tried them at some point. He likes Muggle junk food.

2. Close the door. 

3.  Elves. They're less crude, you know? Somehow?

4.  Pegasus

5. Okay, I'll just make this up. All I really get is that you live on a cloud. Sorry.

6. Ah...Legolas. But I haven't read heroes of Olympus in forever so...

7. Yes. Bunnies.

8. Of course! I'm incredibly weird myself. Like likes like, or something like that.

9. But that's not a question- it's a very polite and complicated command with a quest mark at the end. Then again, I've never liked grammar. Too many rules that are completely arbitrary.

10. This is the fault in our stars isn't it. Okay.

11. The kraken sleepeth. Something like that.

12. Somewhere over the rainbow!!!!!!!! AKA in Oz.

13. No. I'd question the truth of that, but who am I to challenge someone who saved the world?

14. I give up. You win. I'd better run before Malfoy curses me. I knew I should've stuck with fairy tales and musicals.

15.  No one of consequence. (To quote the Princess Bride.) 

16. Do you know how much a battalion is? I don't, so let's say eleventy two.

17. Honestly, I would not be brave enough to be on a reality show.  

18. Jack from Half Upon a Time. He's so clever. (For all who have read the series: King Pan has to lose the battle of wits. I rest my case.) Or maybe May. Once she gets her sarcasm back.

19. I try not to say yes to anything when I don't know what I'm getting into. But I guess...

20. Oh. I don't really know. Okay, don't judge me, but I used to have a crush on Aladdin from the disney movie. I just kind of wish I had a fairy tale person, you know? This isn't crazy, is it? Whatever.

submitted by Sydney C., age 12, Wonderland
(July 5, 2015 - 8:34 pm)