Somebody: Pi and

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Somebody: Pi and

Somebody: Pi and Anti-Pi war!

Pi Fan Club (<<false side)

vs.

International Society Bent On Stopping People Fawning Over Pi (<<true side)

Alter egos welcome. Sane people who do not want any part of this, we respect your opinions. You don't have to participate.

Shifting: WARNING:

This is a thread meant to be NUTS. THIS IS NOT A DEBATE. IT IS A WAR.

Volcano: IN CAPS.

CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEEEEE

*ISBOSPFOP burns flag with п on it while ViHart's anti-pi videos play*

Somebody: H looks kind of like п! Her Highness Fruit Basket III of the Noble Food-Named CAPTCHA Empire is on our side! Right?

Fruity: Nexu!

*all other pets make noises of agreement with ISBOSPFOP* 

Somebody: At the nexus. Okay! 

 

submitted by Somebody and Co., HQ of the ISBOSPFOP
(May 2, 2015 - 3:05 pm)

THAT'S BEAUSE PI IS WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

submitted by Gen. Shadow Dragon, age Forever!, Piland
(May 8, 2015 - 5:24 pm)

Support that, Jellyfish Brain. We have the you-know-what.

The you-know-what that caused Japan to surrender unconditionally. 

The you-know-what that the Cold War was fought for.

The you-know-what that only two of have been used in combat.

The you-know-what that causes leukemia for decades afterward.

The you-know-what that we will use once we destroy the respawn stations.

The you-know-what that is the atomic bomb.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

submitted by Somebody, The Cult Leader
(May 8, 2015 - 7:10 pm)

That's right, and if you think pi will lose  you are wrong. PIE FOREVER.

submitted by pi lover 9000, age don't know, piland
(May 8, 2015 - 8:26 pm)

Um, I'm pretty sure pi will lose if we destroy the respawn stations and drop an ATOMIC BOMB on your head. Hello? Anyone in there? Do the words NUCLEAR WEAPONS mean anything to you?

General Shadow, you have 48 hours to surrender before we nuke Piland.  

submitted by Somebody, age who has, a NUCLEAR ARSENAL
(May 9, 2015 - 12:59 am)

I turn on the Piland E.A. (emergency announcement) to be broadcased on every radio, phone, TV, calculator, typewriter, and piano. "Dear people of Piland, it is time to put plan B.S.E.P. into action. You know what to do. Good luck to everyone "

I turn  the  E .A.  off.  I  see  Silve ry  behind me. "Pla n   B.S.E.P. ? "

 

( S orry, my l a ptop is  going cra z y.   I don't know why. I  w ill type more  whe n it gets  s ane  aga in)  

submitted by Gen. Shadow Dragon, age Forever!, A Bomb Shelter
(May 10, 2015 - 9:16 pm)

I do not fawn over pi excessively, me thinks. I do trigonometry almost every day, though, and it makes my job a heck of a lot easier when I use pi as opposed to tau. I can do my equations in tau as opposed to pi, but my math homework is more complex than basic trig equations so I often have to use trigonometric functions (sin, cot, arcsec, etc.) on the calculator, using radians which are in relation to- you guessed it!- pi. I would be happy to use tau if my calculator used it, but because it uses pi, I will remain on the pi side. Good luck, my enemy Somebody. >:D

submitted by Ruby M.
(May 8, 2015 - 5:30 pm)

Ruby is on the PI SIDE!!! Somebody, you have just lost. RUBY'S INFLUENCE IS FAR-REACHING!!

submitted by Cayke The Pi Avenger
(May 8, 2015 - 8:11 pm)

Wow today was great with destroying pi as there filling leaked, it was awsome. I love being part of tau land.

Amazing kitty: yeah.

 

*siren wales*

alert there is a lot of pi people headed our way.

Time for another battle.

yes it is.

oh no  ugh.

awesome cat?

*respawns*

yay.

pi filling leaks onto the ground oh no.

yay the battles over we won tau won.

yay.

 

 

submitted by awsome kitty , age who cares, planet tau
(May 8, 2015 - 7:58 pm)

Down with TAU forever!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by pi lover 9000, age don't know, piland
(May 8, 2015 - 8:17 pm)

Tau for one!! Tau for all!! 

Charge!!!!!! 

submitted by Katydid
(May 9, 2015 - 3:08 am)

ALL HAIL ISBOSPFOP! DOWN WITH PI!

PI IS FOR SUMMATION ONLY! TAU MUST BE ACCEPTED AS LAW! ALL HAIL ISBOSPFOP! ALL HAIL ISBOSPFOP! 

submitted by Thomas T.
(May 9, 2015 - 3:09 am)

When you want to make a circle 

How is it done? 

Well, you probably will start with the radius 1. 

Then use a compass or a string 

And use a paper or the ground  

And if the radius is 1, how far did you go around? 

It's Tau! 

6.28 

Yeah, it's Tau! 

6.28318530717958 

If you pick a certain distance 

And you pick a certain spot 

And you put the the two together, then what have you got? 

It makes a very special shape

And now you are the inventor

If you pick all of the points a certain distance from the center!

And you've got a great collection!

And it is a great invention! 

And it makes a perfect circle...

Well, depending on dimension.

Yeah, there's 1, 2, 3, then there's 4 and even more! 

But for a circle, 

Well, a circle's there if you take the distance and compare... 

It's tau!

6.28!

Yeah, it's tau!

6.28318530717958647692528! 

I know what you are thinking...

What about that other guy? 

The one that's sometimes pronounced pee

And that's sometimes pronounced PI?

Well, it's fine if you are building

BUT DOES NOT BELONG IN MATH.

All the equations make more sense when you use TAU or you use taff

Pilander: Well, you get the same answers no matter which way!

Tau Zealot: We get further from truth when we obscure what we say!

We know that math makes sense when it's beautiful and pure!

So please don't make it ugly with your bad notations and awful curriculum...

Use Tau!

6.28

Yeah, use Tau!

6.283185307179586476925286766559005768394338750211...

-A Song About a Circle Constant by ViHart (find it on YouTube) 

submitted by Somebody, The Cult Leader
(May 9, 2015 - 10:19 am)

Guys, this is getting silly...

submitted by NO ONE
(May 11, 2015 - 11:57 am)

Yeah, I agree. Who cares? Pi and Tau are just interesting numbers in math, and I will ALWAYS favor Pi, and you will ALWAYS favor Tau. Let's just end the battle thus:

"And then the world exploded. The End."

Hahaha, I have always wanted to end a story like that. ^>^

SO. No. More. War. 

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(May 11, 2015 - 1:02 pm)

Garden Dweller: NO CLOUDY DONT JOIN THE WAR WE MUST ONY HAVE PEACE LOVE TOLERENCE AND FLOWERS

Cloudy: Oh hush

*Flies away*

*shoots both Pi team and AntiPi team with blueberry muffins*

 

Forest Dweller: *eats blueberry muffins*

 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller, and her alter egos
(May 11, 2015 - 1:13 pm)