1. Yes. Yes I have. 

2. Percy's hairbrush.

3. You are both jars of peanut butter.

4. No, I would pick them up and dump them out the window.

5. No. No I don't.

6. You are both jars of peanut butter. 

8. I would tell Annabeth Chase to calm the heck down! She's literally been through heck and back and won't die due to melting ice cream! 

9. What would I do if Cthulhu was throwing frozen peas at me? Hm... interesting question. Probably summon Bill Cipher and force him to put on a song and dance number with me.

10. You are both jars of peanut butter.

*clang* *eEEEH!! OOOH!!* *PIKACHU!!!* *zap* *EEeeEEe* *slam*

11. No comment.

Toppot

1: Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?

St.: I try. Oh, how I try.

Feather: ....Peenguins, peenguins, peenguins are awwwesoome?!

2: Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's hairbrush?
St.: Have you smelled that guy's feet?! Peee-U!

Feather: I WILL MAKE NEAT THE BIRD'S NEST.

3: What would happen if you tie dyed your life?
St.: *Kaaahk* *Ahhhk* Can't.... *gasp* breathe..... *choke*

Feather: That's physically impossible. No human being can ever (yada yada yada...)

4: If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?
St.: Eeerrr.... maybe a mango....

Feather: They'd choke.

5: Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blond hair?

St.: Lucius needs it. HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS "LIGHT" IN LATIN!!!
Feather: And his full name is "Light bad attitude," which makes no sense considering how big of a bad attitude he has. (Malfoy means "bad attitude". Look it up.)

6: If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?
St.: ....Who's Legolas? Oh yeah, LOTR. The books I have not read. So... maybe he'd dye it purple..?
Feather: LOTR? You mean Lord Of The Rings, right? Abreviations are just confusing.

7: What would you do if *insert favorite book character here* fell through your ceiling and cried, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!!!!"
St.: "Oh, hello Harry Potter! Nice to meet you, can't say how big a fan I am, I can't believe we like the same flavor ice cream! Awesome! (You're more stupid than I thought, though. Just re-freeze it with magic, you dolt.)

Feather: ....I don't think words can think.

St.: You should have seen this coming, folks.

Feather: *Holds dictionary close*

8: My poofball is aching? Your response;

St.: *runs away screaming*

Feather: What's a poofball? Let me look it up... *flips through dicionary*

9: What if some random book villan came up and started throwing frozen peas at you?
St.: Uhh.... wouldn't Capricorn use something more villanus than frozen peas?

Feather: Dev would scream and run away....

10: You must swear not to answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or I will send mad Twizzler monkeys at you?!
St.: Try me.

Feather: The next question iiiissss.....

11: Name your fictional crushes.

St.: I'm not mushy or goey. I have none. BUURN! AND I'LL JUST EAT THOSE MONKEYS!!!

Feather: Oh... um.... I must admit that dispicable is an amazing word....

St.: Please. If you're going to say you like someone, than like someone THAT IS ALIVE!

Rose: THOU SHALT NOT PANIC!

Cloudy: No way, panic over this survey people

Rose: No, I was trying not to panic because this sooooo needs to be topped. 

Cloudy: NEVER FEAR THE TOPPERS ARE HERE. 

TOPERONI WITH CHEESE

1. I've tried

2. Percy's hairbrush?? (this is already getting weird)

3. I would tie dye it HOT PINK and then DEEP PURPLE and then DARK BLUE. Not like navy blue. Actually pretty dark blue.

4. No! Mermaids should have the freedom to feed themselves pineapples! (Weirdest thing I've ever said)

5. No. I don't even know who Lucius Malfoy is.

6. I don't see how this is relevent to anything, but I'm assuming blonde.

7. If Leo Valdez fell through my roof, I'd scream "Take me with you!!" and try not to make it more awkward than it already is.

8. That's unfortunate. *suddenly remembers important engagement elsewhere and tries not to run away too fast.*

9. I would scream: "Help! The evil earth goddess awakens again!" And then, after Leo finished his strawberry ice cream, we would defeat her together and he would take me to camp Half-Blood.

10. That isn't really a question...

11. Leo Valdez, Beckendorf, Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll (either one would do), Warren I-don't-know-his-last-name, Grover Underwood (It's not weird), and Cloudtail (Yes I have a crush on a ficticious cat. Don't judge.) 

1. Have you embraced your inner penguin lately?

I am a penguin, so. *shrugs*

2. Would you rather be Harry Potter's left flip flop or Percy Jackson's favorite hairbrush?

It was a hairbrush that smacked Kronos in the eye.

3. What would happen if you tie dyed you life?

It'd remain 'bout the same it is now, I reckon.

4. If there were mermaids in your bathtub would you force-feed them pineapples?

Only if they ate the chihuahua.

5. Do you cry when you see Legolas or Lucius Malfoy's blonde hair?

I don't particularly see why I should. 

6. If Legolas had a mustache what color would it be?

Heliotrope or red.

7. What would you do if *insert your favorite book character*
fell through your roof and said, "My strawberry ice-cream is melting!"

Figure Anne was off on another one of her fantasies. 

8. My poofball is aching ? Your response ;

Fix the bloody thing!

9. What if some random book villain showed up and threw frozen peas at you?

I've always wanted to be a sniper. . .

10. You must swear to not answer this next question with I HAVE NONE or we will send mad Twizzler monkeys at u?

I swear to nothing I never allow myself to be bound to things!

11. Name your fictional crushes, or heroes you admire if you are fearful ?

Why are crushes always something brought up, good Lord. I am not fearful, I do not have crushes really. I veer away from romance but if you want to know male characters whom hold characteristics of a gentlemen I would consider entering a relationship with then that would likely be: Gilbert Blythe from Anne of Green Gables and Duckie Dale from Pretty In Pink (a movie).

1: This winter I had a penguin shirt, so... yeah?

2: Percy's hairbrush. 

3: yikes.

4: No how rude!

5: i throw up inside my mouth

6: green. mwahahahahahahaha

7: That is soo Percy!

8: same

9: I would throw potatoes. Ha! take that peas!

10: Apples

11: Percy <3 (he looks like my boyfirend) 

1. Of course.

2. Harry Potter wears flip flops?

3. I must say, that'd be interesting.

4. Wouldn't that count as animal cruelty?

5. Indeed.

6. Purple.

7. I'd be surprised. Mostly because I didn't know Laura Ingalls liked ice cream, strawberry or otherwise.

8. You might want to get some Tylenol for that.

9. I'd take those peas and throw them right back at him!

10. I swear. 

*crosses fingers behind back* 

11. Too many to name. 

1. *gasps* I HAVEN'T. OH MY GLOB.

2. Harry doesn't have flip flops. But if he did, I would be one of them, not Percy's hairbrush. (looks disgusted) I won't want to brush that dude's hair!

3. I would probably get a seizure.

4. Of course not! Mermaids are majestic, and descendants of unicorns! They desire... AVOCADOS.

5. Nope. I'm too busy force feeding Mermaids avocados.

6. Transparent.

7. I wouldn't be able to tell. Firestar is a cat. He can't talk human. I'm not even sure if he knows about ice cream.

8. That sentence sounds REALLY wrong. Don't say it to me again.

9. NOOOOO!!! PLEASE! I can't stand FROZEN PEASSSS!

10. Gimme the Twizzler Monkeys! They go great in jam!

11. Graystripe is amazing... And... I have a crush on SquirrelFlight. Yeah, she's a girl, but still.

NOW, DON'T BUG ME. I'M FEEDING MY MERMAIDS AVOCADOS DIPPED IN TWIZZLER MONKEY JAM.