PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!

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PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!

PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!

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*pies everyone*

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 14, 2009 - 8:21 am)

BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM HERE TO TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD OF PIE THROWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME, FOR I AM ALL POWERFUL WITH MY REAL PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: *splat splat* :arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: *splat* :arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:

:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: *squishy gook all over everybuggy* :arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:

:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: *all the helpless people run for cover* :arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:

:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow: *stands on top of mountain made of pie covered people* :arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:

HA!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*malicious cackling*

I shall return in due time to defeat anyone who dares to try and defeat ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Laura M., age 15, Santa Rosa, Ca
(March 16, 2009 - 12:04 am)

Okay then, everyone for him/herself? Hmmm . . .

Then we must choose names!
Jenni has already chosen title of Rightful Queen
TNO is . . . how 'bout General Pie?!
I'm Pier the Third!!
How 'bout everyone else!? :)
*chucks pumpkin pie in Laura's face*
submitted by BellaTrix♡♥♡
(March 16, 2009 - 10:41 am)

*pies BellaTrix*

*sister walks by*

*asks why is all covered in pie*

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 16, 2009 - 11:24 am)

HA HA HA HA!!! *wipes face* I LOVE pumpkin pie!! You SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*pietapults aim at BellaTrix*

*splat splat*

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

(I'm looking to hire, so please inquire in back of fort)

submitted by Laura M., age 15, Santa Rosa, Ca
(March 16, 2009 - 11:44 am)

As my treacherous little sister has deserted me to join my rival, TNO, I, the Rightful Queen, will reward all who join my forces once I am Queen of Pies.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Join me now, or regret it for the rest of your life!

*fires cannons*

*all opposing sides explode*

I AM THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN OF PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 16, 2009 - 1:04 pm)

I'll join! I'll join! Under blackmail... ;) *pies enemies*

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 16, 2009 - 5:19 pm)

I will join you. *Throws pies at everyone that is not on Jenni's side*

submitted by The conqurer (Meadow
(March 17, 2009 - 8:00 am)

YAYAY!

Meadow thank you!!!! Um, you and Lena (and maybe Holly) will have to decide you will be leader while I am absent.

*pies all opponents*

*all opponents explode*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

submitted by Jenni/Rightful Queen, age 12, Land of Pies!!!
(March 17, 2009 - 10:52 am)

Er......that didn't make sense.

You, Lena, and perhaps Holly will have to decide WHO will be leader while I am gone.

I am leaving tonight, BTW.

submitted by Jenni/Rightful Queen, age None of yo, Land of Pies!!!
(March 17, 2009 - 5:52 pm)

No! I'm now Pier the Third, and since no one wants me as general, I promote myself General Pier the Third! Mha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

*pies Laura with tomato pie because she didn't choose a name yet*
*pies TNO because TNO is opponent*
*looks for Jenni and GloWorm with BanCreamPie cannon at the ready*
*Kokopelli clones start baking meringue pie grenades*
Choose a name and a side, everybody! Now if--*is pied*--Mmff! Oh never mind! Just GO!
submitted by Pier the Third
(March 16, 2009 - 1:07 pm)

Pier the Third, I would willingly take you as second-in command!

Thou would be The Queen's Captainess once we have defeated our opponents!

Hmm?

submitted by Rightful Queen, age None of yo, Land of Pies!!!
(March 16, 2009 - 2:24 pm)

Never, sister!  I shall not bow to you!  NEVER, I say! :)

*splats with raspberry pie grenades*

submitted by Gen. Pyer the Third, age 19, Land of Pies (C
(March 16, 2009 - 6:17 pm)

Can I join in? *Throws pies at BellaTrix* My name is Pie Warrior Jr. WATCH OUT!!!! I THROW GINORMOUS PIES!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!! *throws pies at everybody* *throws razzleberry pie at Laura and Jenni* *misses* *throws blueberry pie at Laura and Jenni* *watches the pie miss them again* *throws pumpkin pie at Laura and Jenni* *finally hits them*. And now for my biggest pie bombs ever!! *throws biggest pie bombs at everybody* *listens to the pies go SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT on everybody* *grins at own success* I'LL BE BACK, PIE FIGHTERS!!! WATCH OUT FOR PIE WARRIOR!!! *throws one final pie at everybody*

Julia, I'm so sorry we can't post the photo of the beautiful, yummy-looking pies (do I sound hungry?) you included with your e-mail. We can't post any photos that may be copyrighted by someone else. So I'll just let everybuggy else drool. . . .

Admin

submitted by Julia (Pie warrior), age 12, Oregon
(March 16, 2009 - 2:09 pm)

I'll be Sweetie Pie! But I propose that we fight elsewhere. This thread is really long. 

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submitted by Emily L., age WA, 13
(March 17, 2009 - 7:33 pm)

I'm on TNO's side!!!!!!!!!!!:arrow::arrow:*throws giant pies*:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:

submitted by CC, age 11, Imbler, OR
(March 16, 2009 - 4:27 pm)