'Sup, people of

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

'Sup, people of

'Sup, people of the Chatterbox? I'm Mustache Girl, or 'Stache Girl, or just MG.  I'm new to y'all, but y'all aren't new to me. I've lurked around for quite awhile, so no introductions and tutorials are needed. *waves away crowd* Here's some fun info about me.

 My CB appeareance: Girl with waist-length bright pink hair, (think Starfire from Teen Titans), Green eyes that are usually covered with black sunglasses, tan sin, and freckles. And don't forget the dark brown, classy handlebar 'stache. (Which may or may not be fake.) I usually dress in summer tops, and bootcut jeans. Oh, and the MOTORCYCLE. I'm riding a pink and black motorcycle. (Yes, I love motorcycles. Aren't they awesome?) 

Is that all? Oh, and I'm a tomboy. :3 Anywho, now that my fancy introduction is over, I will exit. *tips non-existent tophat and leaves the stage* *applause follows* *calls back over shoulder* Hey, and I hope my stay here will be fan-stache-tic!!

~Mustache Girl out 

 

submitted by Mustache Girl, age 14, Groovy Land
(June 14, 2015 - 3:08 am)

Welcome to Cricket, Mustache Girl! I hope you enjoy typing on Cricket! I like minecraft, toys, books, and  animals. Well if there is anything you need help with I would be glad to help! :)

submitted by Geek girl
(June 16, 2015 - 6:48 am)

Hello, welcome to the chatterbox!

I had to correct every word in that sentence. Thanks, keyboard.

...anyway, you'll love it here! I almost want to burst out in song....

[Spyro] Please don't.

Oh yeah, and there's that guy, too! My alter ego which is probably copyright because I can't come up with any original ideas but whatever!

*Ahem*

Heh, fan-stache-tic. 

Oh, and did I mention that I tend to get carried away with posts and put completely unnecessary paragraph breaks and run-on sentences in because I feel like it?

Well, I do.

 

...

Welcome. 

 

EDIT: How was that not correct, Dolphin (the captcha)?! You said EANC. I know you said EANC. 

submitted by hotairballoon
(June 16, 2015 - 7:42 am)

@Savvy: GIMME CAKE, NOW!!

@Somebody: Mental problems? AWESOME!! 

@Nora: Hello!! Nice to meet you too!!

@St. Owl: Owls are awesome. Those big eyes.....oh, and nice to meet ya!

@Kate: *says your name really fast* *dies*

@Geek girl: Nice to meet ya!!

@Hotairballoon: *twirls muctache* Those CAPTCHAs have bad vision. Nice to meet you!! 

submitted by Mustache Girl
(June 16, 2015 - 6:01 pm)

The ns and hs are weird. Sometimes what you think is an n is an h, and-- 

Volcano: VISA VERIZON!

Shifting: I suppose you are right, Visa Verizon is a more fun way of saying vice versa. 

submitted by Somebody and Co., age Who cares, Various places
(June 16, 2015 - 8:59 pm)

You know, once when Somebody went into one of her trances she almost pushed me into a room of rabid owls to see if I could control them. THAT'S DEV'S JOB, FOR FURTHER NOTICE.

 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(June 17, 2015 - 6:15 pm)

Um... *chuckles nervously*  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Secret HQ
(June 21, 2015 - 12:49 pm)

Hello, my friendly CBer! You seem quite the person I'm glad to meet, and you seem to actually have the sense of humor I have.

My name is Danie, a girl who likes to be singled out from the others and also has a fake twin by the name of Squeak.

Squeak: My please, Mustache. *grabs Mustache's non-existent top hat and tips it* My real name is Squeakers, but please excuse yourself from not using it. I'm much more intelligent then those foolish humans. If you do not know already, mice are the most intelligent creatures on Earth, the second being dolphins. Humans are only... Third. So, now that I have introduced my handsome and wonderfully smart self, I'll take it back to Danie.

Humph. Talk about Selfish. And way to talkative. I think you already know me quite well (Unless I'm so unpopular that I'm just not known D:) but a few things more about me:

-My fav. Youtuber is Markiplier. I get much of my inspirational humor from him.

-Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy is also where I get my information and my knowledge from.

-Peanut butter is life. All hail peanut butter.

-Squeak is NOT an alter ego. He gets very offended if you call him that.

-TOMBOYS FOR LIFEEEE

-I love drawing. And comic writing. And depressing stories.

-Did I say peanut butter?

-Oh gosh, I'm a lovely person, aren't I? I mean, you totally want to be friends with a person who loves stories with traitors and horrible experimentation. And depression. Yazees.

-BAIIII 

submitted by Danie
(June 21, 2015 - 12:01 pm)

*high fives Danie* YAS, I TOTALLY WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH YOU!!! Gosh, are we twins? I like almost everything you like!!

-*bows* Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Squeakers. *grabs back non-existent top hat and puts on head*

-I sadly am too busy collecting non-existent top hats to watch Youtube. I do watch Author Girl though. *winks to a certain someone in the shadows*

- PEANUT BUTTER. Indeed, all hail the glorious Peanut Butter!!

- Squeak is altogether too human to be a shallow alter ego. *laughs as Danie scowls at Squeak's smug grin*

-YAS, TOMBOYS FOR LIFE, DOWN WITH GIRLY-GIRLS

-I love drawing, comic writing, and depressing stories too! We are twins, Danie, seperated and now reunited.

-No, you didn't. Allow me to say it for you. *clears throat* PEANUT BUTTER. 

-Yes, you are a lovely person, and I am friends with you now. *winks*

-BAIIII 

 

submitted by Mustache Girl, age 14
(June 21, 2015 - 2:47 pm)

Hey Stachia! 

I'm Indigo. I am NOT a fan of Alter Egos and hope you don't get sucked into that ... that ... *shudders* THING. I like biking, ice skating, air hockey, hanging out with my friends (even though I don't have many good friends at school), eating exploding chocolates, time-traveling, and writing stories. 

BBBYYYYYYYYYYE 

PS Just because I have a secretary and a bodygaurd doesn't mean I'm rich. So don't steal any of my extensive collection of Galleons. 

submitted by Indigo
(June 21, 2015 - 1:01 pm)

'lo mustache girl. I'm sorry your eyes are covered by tan sin. May you one day be able to see the world purely. (Sorry I just... did u know I used to be the critic? um sorry. I'M SORRY!!)

I do love mustaches. I prefer the spelling moustaches though. Looks fancier that way.

 

 

submitted by Daffodil
(June 21, 2015 - 4:15 pm)