Survey for the

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Survey for the

Survey for the Brave! 

Okeeey, so I always love doing surveys just to see what color tinted sunglasses you guys see the world through, and it seems it's time I create a new one.

1. What is your favorite school supply to buy ?

2. If you were tasked with creating a horror movie where the monster was a GOOD book character, who would the character be (for example; The Percy Jackson under my bed) ?

3. I take your chocolate and run towards a tractor trailer truck. What do you do? 

4. Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, or eat pistachios?

5. Who is your chatterbox best friend?

6. Write a sentence of admiration directed towards I book character you hate, and be sure to state the character.

7. Why did my magenta crayon break?

8. Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood?

9.  If you had to marry one book character and stay with them for the rest of your life, who would it be? 

(Cloudy' brain: OOOH maybe I should marry Lord Elrond and go to elf heaven, or book Legolas or Jason Grace, or Percy Jackon, or Draco Mal-*head explodes*)

10. I am second generation Costa Rican. How do we (my family & I) pronounce avocados?  

(I will comment how later) 

11. If you became the most famed person in the world at one thing (horse riding, singing, putting both feet behind your head, which my great aunt despite being 70 something can still do) what would it be?

12. Sardines? (This one is for us Rose Bud *feeds sardines*)

13. What is your worst habit?

14. What is your greatest fear?

15. At the movie theater, do you buy popcorn or candy?

16. What is your favorite song and band?

17. Are you a mermaid, faerie, or human with a pointy stick? 

18. When you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with the head or the feet?

19. I leave *insert that book or movie character you just plain hate* injured on your doorstep. They suddenly look pathetic and sad and need your help, what do you do? 

20. Name ATLEAST 1 fictional crush of your own.... 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(August 20, 2015 - 1:30 pm)

We, Somebody, the Queen of Taking Surveys, shall grace your humble survey with our presence. 

1. Erasers, because they're erasers.

2. Oh, gosh, where do I start? Celestia. Dumbledore. Obi-Wan. Gandalf. What do all of these have in common? THEY'RE ALL JERKS WHO ABANDON THE MAIN CHARRIES WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED MOST AND THEN COME UP WITH SOME LAME EXCUSE LIKE "YOU NEEDED TO FIND YOURSELF". It would probably be called The Clan, starrring the main charries from their stories as they find out that the people they trusted were evil cult leaders and all DIE A SLOW AND HORRIBLE DEATH!!! I find myself fantasizing about this a lot. There is something wrong with me. 

3. I run screaming after you, destroying the truck and  ripping the chocolate put of your hands, all while screaming "GIVE ME BACK MY TOFFEE AND ALMONDS IN MILK CHOCOLATE, WOMAN, WHAT IN TARTARUS IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

4. Ummmmm... Hermione, because she's Hermoine. 

5. St. Owl and Shadow! BUT EVERYONE IS AWESOME! 

6. I love you, Gandalf. There, are you happy?

7. Because-- OH NO HE'S HERE! *static* 

8. *reappears, with her ponytail singed, her jumpsuit ripped and sparking in a few places, and tentacle-shaped bruises on her neck* --THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN NEVADA! (Yes, I do live in Nevada.) Hogwarts, no contest. :D

9. Um... oh this is hard because all the male charries ever that I know of, I either ship them or hate them. 

10. I... don't... know!

11. Going insane and dissecting people, obsessed with finding biological perfection.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

12. Yummy! Sardiiiiiiiines! GIVE ME YOUR SARDINES!!!

13. Being a crazy, hyper, and obsessive jerk. 

14. My own mind. Read my poem on Inkwell (it isn't on the first page) titled "I can't sleep..." for further elaboration. 

15. CAAAAANDYYYYY 

16. WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO, CLOUDY?! 

18. Psionic with an advanced AI. 

18. Who cares? It's gingerbread!

19. Slam the door in Gandalf's face in a cold and heartless move.

20. As I have said before, all male characters I know of I either ship or hate.  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(August 20, 2015 - 9:16 pm)

1. What is your favorite school supply to buy ?

 

I'd have to say lunch comparments! 

2. If you were tasked with creating a horror movie where the monster was a GOOD book character, who would the character be (for example; The Percy Jackson under my bed) ? 

It would be George and Fred (they go together!) as in "George and Fred the dangerous prankster"

3. I take your chocolate and run towards a tractor trailer truck. What do you do? 

I chase you as fast as I have ever run before screaming "ROSE, GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE!" (heehee) 

4. Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, or eat pistachios?

Annabeth Chase.  

5. Who is your chatterbox best friend?

I have to say Forrest, Wren and OtR. And of course Cloudy.

6. Write a sentence of admiration directed towards I book character you hate, and be sure to state the character. 

Dearest Ichabod Crane,

You are so awesome. You probably don't know what that word means, it means you are just great times a hundred.

Yours truly,

The Headless Horseman 

7. Why did my magenta crayon break?

Because you spent a whole hour doing a detailed magenta mustache on your poster of Legolas. 

8. Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood?

Hogwarts... Camp halfblood seems unsafe. 

9.  If you had to marry one book character and stay with them for the rest of your life, who would it be? 

-No comment 

(Cloudy' brain: OOOH maybe I should marry Lord Elrond and go to elf heaven, or book Legolas or Jason Grace, or Percy Jackon, or Draco Mal-*head explodes*)

10. I am second generation Costa Rican. How do we (my family & I) pronounce avocados?  

I have no idea. 

(I will comment how later) 

11. If you became the most famed person in the world at one thing (horse riding, singing, putting both feet behind your head, which my great aunt despite being 70 something can still do) what would it be?

Writing poetry. Srsly, American modern-day poets need some fame. 

12. Sardines? (This one is for us Rose Bud *feeds sardines*)

Yay! Sardines! With mustard-dill sauce! 

13. What is your worst habit?

Worrying about the craziest things 

14. What is your greatest fear?

I don't know 

15. At the movie theater, do you buy popcorn or candy?

Neither 

16. What is your favorite song and band?

I don't know. I like Building 429 and 4 King and Country 

17. Are you a mermaid, faerie, or human with a pointy stick? 

MERMAID! 

18. When you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with the head or the feet?

Head. 

19. I leave *insert that book or movie character you just plain hate* injured on your doorstep. They suddenly look pathetic and sad and need your help, what do you do? 

I help them of course. 

20. Name ATLEAST 1 fictional crush of your own.... 

Can't, 'cause I'm off to see the WIZAAARD, the wonderful wizard of Ozzz!

submitted by Rose bud
(August 21, 2015 - 10:36 am)

IT'S FRED AND GEORGE, NOT GEORGE AND FRED! I  I have random things that I am very particular about, such as not saying Hell-o Kitty, instead saying Hello Kitty, and not saying George and Fred, and things like that. I am persnickety, a word which always makes me think of lemon pie.

submitted by Applejaguar, age almost10, New York
(August 26, 2015 - 7:33 am)

Ha ha. I'm fairly sure I've found another Lemony Snicket fan.

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(August 27, 2015 - 6:31 pm)

Okay, revision of #20. 

20. I may...

Have a tiny...

Insignificant...

NOT fangirl-esque...

CrushonBenDrowned.

YES I HAVE A TINY CRUSH ON A HORROR STORY CHARACTER. 

*Shifting swears to never let me hear the end of this*  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(August 22, 2015 - 2:16 pm)

*gives Somebody a warm hug* 

I love your honesty, but YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF THAT HEHEHEHE 

submitted by Cloudy Dweller
(August 24, 2015 - 10:11 am)

Top!

submitted by Top
(August 21, 2015 - 10:08 am)

1. What is your favorite school supply to buy?

Notebooks and folders because then I can cover them with stickers and song lyrics (you should've seen my last folder).

2. If you were tasked with creating a horror movie where the monster was a GOOD book character, who would the character be (for example; The Percy Jackson under my bed) ?

Penelope from Half Upon a Time series. (So probably no one has read the series, oh well) Because she'd tackle you because she was so excited to meet you. So you'd be running away and then realize it's a girl who looks half-asleep, and just be confused. Best horror movie ever. Not that I ever watch horror movies. 

3. I take your chocolate and run towards a tractor trailer truck. What do you do? 

I want to stuff some chocolate in my face! (Sorry for all the people out there who hate Frozen.)

Shrug and walk away, humming Frozen songs. Why not?

4. Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, or eat pistachios?

Hermione. Or, as Viktor would say, Herm-own-ninny.  

5. Who is your chatterbox best friend?

I don't know, I'm new. 

6. Write a sentence of admiration directed towards I book character you hate, and be sure to state the character.

Queen Ivi: You're pretty. That is all I am willing to admit.

7. Why did my magenta crayon break?

Because we were playing the color game in the pool. (This actually has an explanation. Long story.)

8. Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood?

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy warty Hogwarts! (School song!)

9.  If you had to marry one book character and stay with them for the rest of your life, who would it be? 

Okay, I will just assume all book characters are single. Just for the same of my conscience. Jack, also from the Half Upon a Time series, because witty comebacks and cleverness and actual bravery without being overly heroic.

10. I am second generation Costa Rican. How do we (my family & I) pronounce avocados?  

With...your vocal chords?

11. If you became the most famed person in the world at one thing (horse riding, singing, putting both feet behind your head, which my great aunt despite being 70 something can still do) what would it be?

Flying. Peter Pan style. Because amazing voice and no flying is not nearly as good as okay voice and ability to fly. 

12. Sardines? (This one is for us Rose Bud *feeds sardines*)

Why sardines? Why not sardines? Who doesn't like sardines? (Haha, Wendy Mass reference.) 

13. What is your worst habit?

Not making sense. I enjoy it, but there are few others who also enjoy it. 

14. What is your greatest fear?

Doing the wrong thing... 

15. At the movie theater, do you buy popcorn or candy?

Both! But candy. Unless I can bring my own candy. Then popcorn.

16. What is your favorite song and band?

Song...um...One Step Closer from the little mermaid broadway, One by One from lion king broadway. And Watch What Happens from Newsies.

Band...well, my favorite singer is Sabrina Carpenter. I guess my favorite band is R5. I don't know about bands, my music pretty much consists of showtunes and Sabrina Carpenter.

17. Are you a mermaid, faerie, or human with a pointy stick? 

Human, unfortunately. But with one little spark of imagination (more references!) you can do anything. Anything can happen if you let it. Dreams are made of strong elastic. (Mary Poppins!) 

18. When you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with the head or the feet?

I don't often eat gingerbread men. For two reasons. They keep running away, and witches live in gingerbread houses. I wish you would all become vegetarians! 

19. I leave *insert that book or movie character you just plain hate* injured on your doorstep. They suddenly look pathetic and sad and need your help, what do you do? 

Help them! Unless it's that creepy guy from Princess and the Frog (he creeps me out. I mean, voodoo in a princess movie?). Then I call an ambulance and stay as far away as possible. I'm not brave. 

20. Name ATLEAST 1 fictional crush of your own.... 

Spot Conlon. There. 

submitted by Sydney C., age 12, Brooklyn
(August 21, 2015 - 11:08 am)

1. organizey bin stuff

2: The Annabeth of Doom

3: Run after you and (no offense, since I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do this anyway,) throw lots of sticks until you slow down. Then I'd get my chocolate back.

4: Annabeth

5: I have no clue. sniff sniff. I NEED A FRIEND!!! 

6:*sarcasticaly*Professor Umbrige, i like your cat pictures?

7: Because your llama ate i, obv.

8: Hogwarts

9: Percy Jackson. Because the person I like looks exactly like him and he says I look like Annabeth. :) :) :) :)

10: Umm, well, I say aLvocados. That's all i know

11: being amazing. :)

12: eh

13: hating myself and taking it out on other people

14:well, i have a lot but one is huge open spaces.

15:popcorn!

16: Fave song: applause by Lady Gaga or balck widow by iggy azalea, Band is Fifth Harmony

17: neither, I am a kistune

18:feet.

19: i make her better and throw her out with one wound to remember that i can't stand her

20: percy jackson.... read number 9 to know why

submitted by Luna, age 11, Everywhere
(August 21, 2015 - 12:11 pm)

1. What is your favorite school supply to buy ?

Notebooks. 

2. If you were tasked with creating a horror movie where the monster was a GOOD book character, who would the character be (for example; The Percy Jackson under my bed)?

Sam W. Westing.

3. I take your chocolate and run towards a tractor trailer truck. What do you do? 

Jump on the tractor that is hitched to the trailer and drive to Texas with you and my chocolate. 

4. Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, or eat pistachios?

Pistachios.  

5. Who is your chatterbox best friend?

Katydid, and Somebody.   

6. Write a sentence of admiration directed towards a book character you hate, and be sure to state the character.

Dear Mr. Harry Potter,

You're a pretty good person, as far as humans with pointy sticks go. l mean people like you for some reason, so. *Shrugs* 

7. Why did my magenta crayon break?

Becasuse l am here. 

8. Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood?

Neither.  How about the lair of a hungrey dragon?

9. If you had to marry one book character and stay with them for the rest of your life, who would it be? 

Um...Maybe Murtaugh from the Inheritance Cycle.....l really don't know....

10. I am second generation Costa Rican. How do we (my family & I) pronounce avocados?  

Dancing by moonlight.

11. If you became the most famed person in the world at one thing (horse riding, singing, putting both feet behind your head, which my great aunt despite being 70 something can still do) what would it be?

Drawing. 

12. Sardines? 

*hides*

Get me away from the sardines!! 

13. What is your worst habit?

Um......

14. What is your greatest fear?

l don't know. l don't really have one. 

15. At the movie theater, do you buy popcorn or candy?

Popcorn.  

16. What is your favorite song and band?

London Sympathy Orchestra, and Shatter Me, by Lindsey Stirling.

17. Are you a mermaid, faerie, or human with a pointy stick? 

l am a dragon, but humans with pointy sticks do sure taste good...... 

18. When you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with the head or the feet?

l burn to the ashes then blow it to the four winds. 

19. I leave *insert that book or movie character you just plain hate* injured on your doorstep. They suddenly look pathetic and sad and need your help, what do you do? 

l'm sorry, Mr. Potter, but being injured on the doorstep of a very hungrey dragon is not a good idea. Humans taste good to dragons. It's a plain fact. 

20. Name AT LEAST 1 fictional crush of your own.... 

Monmouth, the One Hundred Cupboards series. Aragon, LOtR.

submitted by Shadow Dragon
(August 21, 2015 - 2:29 pm)

1: Probably notebooks.

2: Umm... no clue.

3: Yell, "GIVE ME BACK MY CHOCOLATE YOU CHOCOLATE STEALER!" And also maybe as an after thought, "Watch out for the truck!" 

4: Hermione Granger.

5: I dunno.

6: (Voldemort) Voldemort is so amazingly horrible and awful, it's beautiful. Mother Goose: NOT!!! Me: Quiet you!

7: Because you were drawing too many magenta things and it was exhausted.

8: I've never read Percy jackson... So Hogwarts.

9: Once again, umm... I truly don't know.

10: I don't know how you pronounce it, but I pronounce it "Yuck." 

11: At being the best friend ever.

12: Bleh.

13: That's an extremly awkward question for me, and I have only told one person about it other then my family. I will never tell, never. Do you hear me, NEVER!

14: That nobody will ever like me.

15: Popcorn.

16: I don't listen to "Music" other then what my wacko family sings.

17: Mermaid probably.

18: The head... MWAHAHAHAHA

19: Call 911 and get them to deal with it.

20: Erm, I don't know. Mother Goose: I know! I know! it's- Me: Oh look, it's time to go!

submitted by Wren, The tree outside
(August 21, 2015 - 4:06 pm)

What is your favorite school supply to buy?

Notebooks, erasers, pencils

If you were to make a horror movie where the monster was a GOOD book character, who would it be?

hmmm..... how about: Nancy Drew, babysitter for a night

I take your chocalate and run towards a tractor trailer truck. What do you do?

I scream: GIVE ME BACK MY CHOCOLATE, YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!! and then I roll towards you on my skateboard while unsheathing my sword, which is quite dangerous unless you are an expert like me. <!--break-->

Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, or eat pistachios??

All 3.

Who is your chatterbox best friend?

Rosebud, Katydid, Sydney C.

Write a sentence of admiration to a character you hate and be sure to state the character.

Dear Harry Potter,

I think you are awesome at magic and I love your broomstick. You are really good at quidditch.

Yow, that was HARD. To all HP fans out there, I am sorry, I just don't really like Harry Potter.

Why did my magenta crayon break?

Um, it melted?? Because you have a drought season right now??

Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood?

Camp Half Blood. Definately. 

If you had to marry one book character and live with them for the rest of your life, who would it be??

Percy Jackson.

I am 2nd generation Costa Rican, how does my family say avacodos?

To be truthful, I don't know

If you became the most famed person at one thing, what would it be?

Hmm, that's hard. Maybe writing? or Singing/clarinet playing.

Sardines?

Bleck!!!

What is your worst habit?

chewing erasers, biting my nails

What is your greatest fear?

Being alone in the dark

At the movie theater, do you buy popcorn or candy?

Both!

What is your favorite song/band?

Song? I guess anything on the radio... Band? Owl city

Are you a mermaid, fairie, or human with a pointed stick?

Mermaid AND a fairie.

When you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with the head or feet?

I don't really like gingerbread.....

I leave Harry Potter injured on your doorstep. They look pathetic and sad and need your help, what do you do?

I help them, I'm not that heartless, but then keep my distance.

Name AT LEAST 1 fictional crush of your own...

Where should I start? First is Optimus Prime from Transformers, then Percy Jackson, The beast from Beauty and the Beast, and that's all I'll name for now. 

 

 

 

 

 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(August 22, 2015 - 12:09 am)

I'm someone's best friend? Thanks!

 

Also I'm kind of reassured that someone else fantasy crushes a little bit on Disney princes. I mean, they're created to be perfect...

submitted by Sydney C., age 12, Ayortha
(August 22, 2015 - 10:54 am)

Thank you! I'm honored :D CB besties! 

submitted by Rose bud
(August 23, 2015 - 3:25 pm)

1. What is your favorite school supply to buy ? Notebooks! And pens. And binders. And... Oh dear. Why did you get me started on this?

2. If you were tasked with creating a horror movie where the monster was a GOOD book character, who would the character be (for example; The Percy Jackson under my bed) ? The Mr. Darcy in my Closet.

3. I take your chocolate and run towards a tractor trailer truck. What do you do? Yaaaay! You ridded me of this odious thing!

4. Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, or eat pistachios? Hermoine.

5. Who is your chatterbox best friend? No one knows me that well. *cries in corner*

6. Write a sentence of admiration directed towards I book character you hate, and be sure to state the character. Anabell, you are a wonderful scater. Oh, I hate you!

7. Why did my magenta crayon break? Catastrophe- the use of too much purple.

8. Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood? Hogwarts

9.  If you had to marry one book character and stay with them for the rest of your life, who would it be?  Stewart Chadwick.

(Cloudy' brain: OOOH maybe I should marry Lord Elrond and go to elf heaven, or book Legolas or Jason Grace, or Percy Jackon, or Draco Mal-*head explodes*)

10. I am second generation Costa Rican. How do we (my family & I) pronounce avocados?  Ummmm... Pineapple!

(I will comment how later) 

11. If you became the most famed person in the world at one thing (horse riding, singing, putting both feet behind your head, which my great aunt despite being 70 something can still do) what would it be? Writing.

12. Sardines? (This one is for us Rose Bud *feeds sardines*) Nope. Again, just nope.

13. What is your worst habit? Perfectionism.

14. What is your greatest fear? Oh dear... Getting kidnapped.

15. At the movie theater, do you buy popcorn or candy? Popcorn.

16. What is your favorite song and band? Nope. Just nope.

17. Are you a mermaid, faerie, or human with a pointy stick?  Faerie, of course.

18. When you eat a gingerbread man, do you start with the head or the feet? Feet, though I don't like to think about it. *shudders*

19. I leave *insert that book or movie character you just plain hate* injured on your doorstep. They suddenly look pathetic and sad and need your help, what do you do?  Take them in. They need my help, so I'll help them.

20. Name ATLEAST 1 fictional crush of your own.... Stewart Chadwick all the way! Also, Jo Willard. And Mr. Darcy.

submitted by Booksy Owly
(August 22, 2015 - 12:19 am)