WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!

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WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are not exactly sure what this is, sort the DtE posts by replies and go to the last page.  

It is time!!! The race to conquer the world is here! Again!!! I wanted to do this so that all CBers, old and new, can participate. So, create your teams, choose your weapons, and be sure to gather plenty of lemmings. ALL AEs ARE WELCOME!!!!! ALL AEs ARE DEFINITLY WELCOME!!!! IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN AE, YOU ARE FREE TO CREATE ONE IF YOU WANT TO!!! THANK YOU, NOW I WILL TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK!!! 

Start by filling out this form:

Name:

AEs, if any:

CAPCHAs, if any:

Preferred Weapons: Up to three. These can be anything from hippogriphs to sonic donuts.

Home Base Location: Anywhere. Hogwarts, Alaska, Hong Kong, Narnia, Google, Camp NaNo, etc.

Team: If you are unsure, don't fill this out just yet

 

If you want to create a team, fill out this form:

Team Name:

Team Color:

Headquarters:

Resons to Join this Team:

 

Here we go! 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???, Edinburgh, Scotland
(November 26, 2015 - 4:53 pm)

NOOOO!! We must save John! My home base is the WHOLE Barbaric Archipelago, complete with one seadragonus maximus full size named Toothless (Yes he IS a sea dragon, read the last HTTYD book.) and 50 razorwings, 50 raptortounges, 20 stealth dragons, 50 brain-pickers, 30 Saber-tooth driver dragons, 2 doomfangs, one Leviathorgan, 50 poison-darters (They have the ability to stun.) (All the dragons exept for the Leviathorgen and the 2 doomfangs have riders.) and 100 exterminators. All are armed with 200 elecktrickstikys each. (I don't know if I spelled that right.)Eelecktrickstikys are 3 inches long and look more like glowy, transparant blobs than dragons and are FULL of TONS of electricity. I assault Rome with all 20 of my stealth dragons (Which, by the way, are completely invisible.  Well... almost completely invisible.), the 50 brain-pickers, AND the 100 exterminators. Brain pickers strike fear and panic into their enemy, and so do exterminators and the stealth dragons confuse the enemy greatly.  

For size, Toothless is probably the size of Mt. Ranier, the Doomfangs are the size of the Titanic, the Leviathorgen is the size of the city of Port Angeles, WA, the Razorwings are the size of an Orca, the Raptortounges also, the Saber-Tooth Driver Dragons are the size of a pickup truck, the Brain-Pickers are the size of a minivan, the Stealth dragons also, the Poison Darters are a bit larger than a Saber Tooth Driver Dragon, and the exterminators are also the size of a minivan.

Orucio says xgcz. ? It seems as though I cannot understand a single thing he says. :(

submitted by Cron, age around, the world
(December 15, 2015 - 8:25 pm)

So, St.? Now we have Babylon, Chaldea, Phoenicia, Akkad, Sumeria (yes!), Ur, and Uruk on OUR side. So hah!

submitted by Waterfall
(December 16, 2015 - 10:49 pm)

Wait, you can't just claim all of Mesopotamia! I don't think that's quite fair...

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(December 17, 2015 - 4:32 pm)

I claim Ireland! Along with its 2000 mischevious but on our side leprechauns.

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(December 17, 2015 - 5:49 pm)

Well, St. Owl, I don't think you should argue because whenever Team Waterfall says what we're going to claim next, YOU claim it instead, rather than finding your own land. It's upsetting, chaotic, and almost makes me want to leave. So why can't you come up with your own places to capture? You're basically saying, "Oh, Scylla wants to capture that; let me go conquer it before her and crush her dreams. That sounds like a good thing to do, so I will." Well, that's how it feels. 

submitted by Scylla
(December 17, 2015 - 8:40 pm)

Actually, I've only claimed two places: Dublin and Assyria. I thought it was a good idea to claim Assur, and because you hadn't claimed it yet, I figured I could. I'm not examining every post you make carefully and remarking, "Oh, because I don't like Scylla, I'm going to take everything she wants to conquer." Hey, I like you! I was just pointing out that claiming pretty much all of Mesopotamia in one go is kind of.... OP.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(December 20, 2015 - 1:12 pm)

At least let me keep Sumerians and Chaldeans. 

Hallia says batw. Almost a word. 

submitted by Scylla
(December 17, 2015 - 8:41 pm)

Batwomen? 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(December 18, 2015 - 4:32 pm)

Jarvis, are you a boy or a girl?

Just wondering. 

submitted by Aquina W., age 13, Atlantis
(December 19, 2015 - 6:04 pm)

OOPS!!  Did I just save someone that was not on my team?!  If I did, I give myself a hearty pat on the back!  This is getting a bit confusing...  "Is there a trash compacter around here?"  Orucio says nncb.  "Nncb?  I think you need to improve on your English, Orucio."

submitted by Cron, age OOPS!, OOOPS!
(December 20, 2015 - 11:15 pm)

As long as I'm freed from that awful prison, I don't care who rescues me !!!

submitted by JonhFQ, age 13, Egland
(December 22, 2015 - 4:05 pm)

Is this thing seriously still going?

submitted by hotairballoon
(December 21, 2015 - 6:48 am)

Scylla grinned cheerfully. "It's alright, St. Owl! I just wanted to irritate you!" She paused before adding, "I said I was going to claim Rome, though, and what did you do? You beat me to the punch." She fell silent, a pensive expression on her face. "HAB is right, this is too confusing. I'm not sure if I want to go on." Hallia, standing watch nearby, padded over. She was in wolf form. "Ubce," she muttered. "Excuse me, Hallia?" Scylla demanded. "Did you just say I was from before common era?" She thought for a bit before murmuring, "I wasn't aware that I looked that old."  

submitted by Scylla
(December 21, 2015 - 2:17 pm)

Actually, I think that was JonhFQ, not me. Claiming Rome, I mean. I was never really a lover of Rome.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(December 24, 2015 - 9:35 am)

*Blank look*

I'm confused.

Ditty: Join the club. Can I take attack Rome, Cho? I think you're the team leader, right? I'm pretty sure the Book of Boredom will win us Rome.

Me: Why do you want Rome?

Ditty: Pizza. 

submitted by TARDISrider, age 982, Gallifray
(December 22, 2015 - 4:01 pm)