Welcome to the official

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Welcome to the official

Welcome to the official Chatterbox tea room. You may order virtual food here, cooked by our virtual chefs and delivered by yours truly. Please remember to say please and thank you, use proper grammar and spelling, and capitalize when nessecarry. Also, note that anyone found speaking in a British accent will be awarded five bonus points for good behavior.

submitted by Pirocks, age of the uni, narnia
(March 29, 2009 - 2:20 pm)

Could I please have a steaming hot bowl of chicken noodle soup!?

p.s How do you talk in a Brittish accent? I WANT BONUS POINTS!!!!

submitted by Zoe, age 12, Standish, Maine
(March 29, 2009 - 7:14 pm)

I would like three chocolate chip cookies and a cup of tea, please.

P.S. I am glad that you also like proper spelling and grammar (although you spelled "necessary" like "nessecarry").

submitted by Cara, age 11, Imbler, OR
(March 29, 2009 - 8:37 pm)

*waves frantically*

Waiter!?

I would like a biscuit, water with gas, and some strawberries, please.

Thank you.

submitted by Jennifer T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 29, 2009 - 8:37 pm)

in a British accent:

Hello, may I please have a peice of carrot cake and a small cup of lemonade? Thank you. This may be a fine afternoon after all. *smiles happily and sips lemonade*

Cool idea, Pirocks!!

submitted by Bekah P., age 12!, ND
(March 31, 2009 - 2:33 pm)

(in a British accent)

One hard-boiled duck egg, please.

submitted by Cara C., age 11, Imbler, OR
(March 31, 2009 - 5:16 pm)

*becomes British*. Good morning, my good lad. Can I have a crumpet, please? Blimey! This is good! Well, cheerio!

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.83, New Jersey
(April 1, 2009 - 6:32 am)

You know, sometimes I wonder if they actually do say cheerio in England anymore.  It may be our silly American version.  :D

Oh, and I want... uh... do you have a menu? 

submitted by Laura M, age 15, Santa Rosa, Ca
(April 1, 2009 - 6:45 pm)

I think they might say "cheers" now, more than "cheerio."

submitted by Aliza, age 13, Vermont
(April 10, 2009 - 7:49 pm)

"May I please have some veal cutlets with a dash of lemon and some string beans? And a biscuit and cup of coffee to go with it, m'dear. Thank you ever so much." (all in British accent)

submitted by Mary Jo, age 13, Georgia
(April 1, 2009 - 1:23 pm)

(suddenly talks in a British voice) Hello! Why thank you for being ever so grand to start quite a wonderful Chatterbox tea room. Why, look at all the people! (hehe) Now, May I please have some Barley cake and warm tea! Thank you ever so much!

submitted by British Maggie! , age 13, St. Paul, MN :D
(April 1, 2009 - 4:54 pm)

Abandons all use of British accent...

Can I have a diet water (:D), a veggie burger, and exactly three and a half lemon drops, no more, no less? Also, a peice of apple pie and marionberry icecream that I will be mad at myself for eating afterwards because I will have to go jump hurdles in track and then my dessert will weigh me down and I will fall and everyone including Kake will laugh at me and I will be sad and then I will decide that I shouldn't have eaten dessert because that distracted me from my puncuation and almost this entire thread is a giant run-on sentence so in that case I will have a diet water, veggie burger and exactly three and a half lemon drops?

Thank you, I will be here till thursday :D:D:D:D

I should be on Broadway, my emotions are amazing (Joke!! Joke!!! I'm not actually serious because I can't act!!!)

submitted by Koffee
(April 1, 2009 - 10:40 pm)

*In a ridiculously exaggerated british accent* Hello, I would like Tea, Crumpets, and raspberry jam.

submitted by Emily L., age 13, WA
(April 2, 2009 - 4:03 pm)

Thank you ever so much for starting this tea room. Tea is rather delicious, no? Anyway, may I have a glass of milk with honey and cinnamon?

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(April 2, 2009 - 5:14 pm)

Waiter, I'd like a cup of tea, please. Milk, 2 sugars. Thank you ever so much, good fellow! *that was all in British accent*

submitted by Reuben K
(April 4, 2009 - 8:17 am)

'Tis a most sophisticated Tea Room, this.  More to the point, would you, by chance, have vegetarian items on your menu?  It would be much appreciated if 'twas so.  Jolly good. 

submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(April 4, 2009 - 9:48 am)