Yeah. This was kind of a shock to me. I still haven't wrapped my head around it yet. It still feels like a bad dream, or like I was somehow warped into a different universe. Wake me when this crazy awful dream is over.

*Burst into hysterical and very insane sounding laughter* 

I don't even know. Cause, I kinda sorta maybe like the President elect better than the runner up. I still really don't like it, but then again, I didn't have like any faith in the system long before it came down to the two it came down to, so whatevs man, whatevs. I'm numb to it at this point.

Why thank you for that, Cayke. l didn't not know that, and l certainly wasn't slapped with it in the face like five minutes after l woke up today. l also did not get to hear everyone else predicting doom and gloom.

:) 

(oh dear........l made a joke. l'm so sorry. Go back to chanting about doomsday. *slinks off into a corner*) 

*bangs head repeatedly on desk*

Well, there you have it, folks. Donald Johnathan Trump is the president-elect of the United States of America. Whether you like it or not, it's true.

Personally I am not pleased with the results.

Like, at all.

I didn't cry, though a lot of my friends did. It was just kind of numb, you know? Kind of spacey and unfeeling. It was all anyone could talk about today, and by this point I'm so, so, so done. 

And yes, it is true that the Canadian immigration website crashed, which is funny in a not-really sort of way.  

Huh, well personally I dn't really care? I'm staying out of this until I have to vote, thank you. 

I am ridiculously indecisive so yeah.  

Maybe it won't be sooooooooo bad. 

Maybe he'll learn a little humility; maybe Congress won't cooperate with him; maybe he'll deflate his ego a bit; maybe he'll have some life-changing vision that makes him realize he can be a good person?!?

Ok, that last one probably won't happen. But still, it might not be so bad, right? 

...

...

I guess it's all we can hope for at this point.  

Hey, I personally think that he's better than the alternative.

It's times like these that you know book sales are just going to boom.

I'm so glad for books, although I think dystopian sales might decrease.

A depressing day in the life of a  13 year old girl- A true story

by a bibliophile 

My mom woke me up yesturday saying "I have some bad news".

I made a 'this isn't happening 2016' button, and was almost late for school.

Then my dad drove me to school, talking about how Clinton didn't show enough respect to blue states like Wisconsin where she was sure she would win. 

I studied for a chem exam that is worth like half of my grade.

In 1st period, I listened to my friend and her depressed rants about how her family was actually leaving the country, while my teacher analysed the polls with her polorizing and patronizing voice- "In a couple years you'll realize what an interesting election this was, polling wise. It was so close, and very different from other elections. Stop thinking about the candidates, and look at the numbers!"

Then I had my chem exam, which I mostly likely bombed. 

I pounded my head against the (padded!) wall in gym when someone asked "Are you glad Trump is president?"

I went to lunch, where my friends filtered in with various hues and shades of 'I'm so freakin' done' painted on their faces. 

this (unfortunetly) true story is sponsered by the corporation for melodramatic liberal teens and spawned by the election of 2016.