Randomness! I just

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Randomness! I just

Randomness! I just put my hat in the freezer!

submitted by Yuiop, age 789, Qwert
(May 24, 2009 - 8:40 pm)

I know it. But aardvarks don't - they much prefer fried pirates dunked in coffee. Although termites covered in chocolate and rolled in grahm cracker crumbs are a preferred food as well.... Anyway, I suppose you'll be leaving for Moscow, ID soon? (and btw, there really is a Moscow in Idaho for those of you who don't know. :P) I mean, you really ought to be going, or you'll be late for the clothesline! EEKK!!!! Whoa, did you see that? That crochet hook barely missed my head! Its pilot seriously needs to watch where he's going! Some people!

 

-EH the random

submitted by Emily H. :), age 13, Sparks, NV
(May 30, 2009 - 5:10 pm)

I just ate some plain powdered sugar. (I did, seriously! It was pretty good, too. :)

submitted by Brynne, age 13, Flying away on
(May 30, 2009 - 7:04 pm)

Yah, but if you add melted butter, it's even better.  :)

submitted by Laura
(June 1, 2009 - 3:04 pm)

:D :D :D :D

submitted by Laura
(May 30, 2009 - 8:02 pm)

I have two mosquito bites on my ankle and they're driving me crazy!

submitted by CC
(May 31, 2009 - 11:27 am)

My brother is marrying a kangaroo and they are going to live in a tree!!!!

submitted by R~D~ , age 13
(May 31, 2009 - 8:58 pm)

Oh! I just saw a turkey wearing a sombrero

while I was walking to the library! Angry people

like to protest about the fact that turkies can

wear funny hats and pigeons can't. They also

like to skip up and down the streets singing

nursery rhymes on Tuesdays at 4 o'clock when

the turtles are hibernating in shopping carts!

Some people say you can't eat soup with

chopsticks but that is a lie!!!! Pink zebras with

blut spots are an indangered species! Mwahahaha;D

 

submitted by Megan M., age 13, Ohio
(May 31, 2009 - 12:47 pm)

Wow, I'm on at the exact same time as Megan!  Hi!!!  Hi Megan!- :)

submitted by Laura
(May 31, 2009 - 12:48 pm)

Hi! (A day too late, LOL) :D

submitted by Megan M., age 13, Ohio
(June 1, 2009 - 5:15 pm)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

submitted by Laura
(June 1, 2009 - 9:19 pm)

The sewing pot is having a meltdown while the rifle is dancing the tango.  You do eat withered pumpkin slippers, don't you?  The baseball would otherwise be amazed at the incompetence of Mack.  Pom-poms are frizzy and have downy thistles, but newer play Backgammon unless the stork drops a balloon on Katie's oatmeal.  Otherwise HOW WOULD WE LIVE?!?!?!  Survival is the essence of rosebuds!  What tender blueberries reside in Alabama!  The love of Elphaba would do no good in the society of giraffes that ponder the meaning of life!!!  WHAT THEN?!?!  Mortal peril!!!  Lieutenant Data and Wesley Crusher will command the lima beans of fettuccine Alfredo and then the queen of High School Musicals will be NOTHINGNESS!!!!!!  Hannah Montana's cronies would then eat 5-pound cookies for eternity!!!  HP the Musical would be released!!!  All the dogs and cats of Birmingham would hold and scowl and Mama Mia!!!!  Fires would erupt on Venus!!!  People would start wearing golf shirts all day and muttering "nano-nano" under their breath!!!

WHAT THEN?!?!?!?!
 . . . Then we would munch on slices of broccoli and tap-dance on Fridays.  It's that simple.  We'd listen to 60's music until we jellified.  End of Gerry and Larry.  Boo-hoo for Q, because he never stood a chance.  He was a bowling pin, the poor soul, in an ocean of Heinz ketchup.
Ta-da.  Write backwards, you mangy curs!!!  Or you'll turn into Bella Swan!!!
AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           
submitted by XirTalleB-Yxirt, age Nevele, Ecalpemos
(May 31, 2009 - 8:12 pm)

!xirTalleB ynnuf er'uoy !ah aH

             )yzarc tib a lla er'uoy dna(

(sorry Admin)  :) 

submitted by aruaL, age 51 heehee, AC, asoR atnaS
(June 1, 2009 - 3:16 pm)

(: . . . . stun gnieb ekil I  !!arauL uoy knaht

submitted by XirTalleB-Yxirt, age Nevele, Ecalpemos
(June 2, 2009 - 1:10 pm)

(: ...gnirob teg nac suoires syawla era ohw elpoeP  .era elpoep nehw nuf erom s'ti, dooG 

!emit eht lla yllacitcarp yllis dna ecin s'ydobyreve ,xoBrettahC tuoba ekil I tahw s'tahT

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submitted by Laura
(June 2, 2009 - 2:33 pm)

(: ...gnirob teg nac suoires syawla era ohw elpoeP  .era elpoep nehw nuf erom s'ti, dooG 

!emit eht lla yllacitcarp yllis dna ecin s'ydobyreve ,xoBrettahC tuoba ekil I tahw s'tahT

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submitted by aruaL
(June 2, 2009 - 2:33 pm)