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After dreaming that my dentist was turned to charcoal by a failing nuclear reactor, I wondered if there was something wrong with my life. But the (approximately 0) places I looked on the internet had no clear answers. So here is my splendiferous dream interpretation thread!

How it works is that you will post your dream in as much detail as you can remember, and I tell you what it means in relation to your present and your future. If the results do not become clear in your life, you just haven't, um, looked in the right places. 

Also, guess me, if you dare... *swirls cloak and disappears*  

submitted by A Medium
(April 6, 2017 - 2:22 pm)
submitted by Top
(April 7, 2017 - 10:23 am)
submitted by Top
(April 8, 2017 - 7:06 am)

Um, well, last night I had a dream that I went to go see Hamilton, and then the cast and I ate strawberry Popsicles. It was the original cast, with Lin-Manuel Miranda as Hamilton. Does that mean anything?

submitted by Rae
(April 8, 2017 - 8:04 am)

Dreaming about going to see a performance means that you will travel to an amazing place.

Dreaming about Hamilton means that you will not throw away your shot.

Dreaming about strawberries means that good things will happen in the late spring, and popsicles mean that when you go to the arctic you will find great treasure. You will also meet a polar bear.

Dreaming about Lin-Manuel Miranda means that you will meet a genius.

My conclusion: You will travel to an amazing place (the arctic) in the late spring. You will find treasure there, and meet a genius. You will encounter a polar bear. The genius wants to learn to communicate with the polar bear and learn if there really was a message written on the back of the declaration of independence, but the polar bear is attacking you, you have a gun, and, well, let's just say that you don't throw away your shot. 

Good luck!  

submitted by A Medium
(April 8, 2017 - 10:02 am)

Wow. I did not know that Hamilton and Popsicles meant so much. Cool!

submitted by Rae
(April 9, 2017 - 10:47 am)

A couple nights ago, I dreamed a long dream that I do not wish to elaborate upon. At the end, I was holding a delicious-looking muffin and I was about to take a bite off the top when my mum woke me up. My blanket was wrapped around my hand and, still half-asleep, I was gnawing on my blanket-wrapped hand. My mother asked me why I was eating my blanket and I answered that it was actually a muffin and everything is fake anyway. What does it mean?

submitted by Scylla
(April 8, 2017 - 11:06 am)

Food in dreams generally means you are going to be hungry the next day at some point or another, and muffins in particular are an omen of a glowing future, particularly as a zookeeper. However, your realization that everything is fake anyway points to one of two things: you are going to turn into an aardvark or every time you see or touch a crayon it will turn into a jellyfish.  

submitted by A Medium
(April 14, 2017 - 11:11 am)

This is kinda weird, I mean, aardvark? But I'll try. Here's my dream (It's from a couple weeks ago because that was the most recent one I could remember off the top of my head):

So, I was cooking in the master chef kitchen, except that it was my grandma's office (I was staying with her at that time), and they were cooking steak, and I had no idea what cut of steak it was, well they told us but I don't know one cut from another, and then I said, "Welll it doesn't matter anyway because the chef is vegan," (in one of the master chef junior episodes they make vegan burgers for the vegan guest chef).

So anyway that's my dream! Thanks for interpreting it! Also top!

submitted by Kitten
(April 25, 2017 - 10:22 am)