Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Presenting...a new prankster to terrorize you all! You're so very welcome!

I'll just step aside now.

Hi everyone, I'm Jarnen and I'm sure most of you know me. But just recently, I've connected with my inner prankster! I'm still as "Jarnen-y" as ever, duh--not even changing my personality. But....

*Rummages in pocket*

Meet...my mini watermelon blaster.**

*Pulls little ball out of pocket*

*Pushes button on side* 

The ball splits apart, revealing a miniature gun in the middle. Jarnen taps a tiny button on the top, and it starts expanding, morphing into a sleek green blaster with a sniper panel in the back. He picks it up, pulls a trigger, and opens fire on the Æs watching. Several are knocked over by the speeding mini watermelons, while others simply grimace as they shoot into their open mouths. Jarnen grins and bows, then returns the watermelon blaster to its ball and tucks it into his pocket. 

Leafpool spent several agonizing nights wracking her brain for a unique thing for me to shoot--not cupcakes, not broccoli, not cabbage....So you'd better like this. 

Oh, wait--of course you won't like it. Never mind, then. 

*The famed and feared prankster, Devil Owl, was dismayed when he found out that Jarnen was using a broccoli blaster--Devil Owl mainly shoots brussel sprouts, (*gags*) but he also occasionally uses broccoli. I, not knowing that, gave Jarnen a broccoli blaster--so this is the revised version. 

**No, it's not a mini blaster that shoots watermelons. It's a blaster that shoots mini watermelons.