Introducing My New

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Introducing My New

Introducing My New Æ!

So, as you all (or at least a few of you) know, Alfred, my former Æ, recently left the CB. I felt it was time to introduce a new Æ, one that I had been wanting to introduce for some time now. I'm sorry to clog up the CB with yet ANOTHER Æ Intro Thread, but I figured y'all needed to know. Without further ado, I bring you...

Faranor.

Ahem. *clears throat*

I bring you... 

Faranor.

*in the background* (Far! Your cue!)

*Faranor walks in rolling his eyes* Don't you guys think this is a little formal? Can't I just say hi to the other Æs?

Far, that's not what we rehearsed!

I know. That's the point. 

Sorry everyone, that didn't quite go as planned. Anyway, here's his sheet:

Wait...sheet? You never said anything about a sheet. I'm not sure I want all my personal info given freely to everyone here. Can't they just get to know me? Like a regular person? 

No. Sorry. They need to see everything about you so they can analyze and judge you.

That's what I was afraid of.  

Moving on!

Name: Faranor

Please just call me Far.  

Okay, Faranor. 

I'd really prefer Far.  

DEVIN! THIS IS NOT YOUR THREAD! Back to business.

Name: Farano-Far. It's Far. 

Age: We aren't sure. #Æs are ageless, plus the whole elves are immortal thing is very confusing pit together. He looks 15-17.

Gender: Male

Species/Race: Elf

Speaks in: Italics.

Personality: Calm, has a bad temper, but only when angry, which is almost never. Loyal, kind, but serious and cautious. He's nervous around people he doesn't know and can be snappy. He sometimes seems cold when he doesn't mean to be. He's pretty distrusting of people and usually assumes the worst of them. If you earn his trust, you're friends for life. He doesn't like a lot of attention, and he will always fight for what he believes in. Teasing doesn't bother him much, and he doesn't understand it.

Appearance: Redish brownish hair, cut off below his shoulder blades, and pulled back in several braids (think the LotR elves' hairstyles), sometimes in a ponytail. Startling icy blue eyes that stare into you, smooth, fair skin. Tall and slender. Usually wears a grey tunic and brown leggings with silver boots and a murky green cloak. Carries a dagger in his belt always.

Hobbies/Interests/Talents: Archery, running, great at climbing.

Likes: Being outside, especially in the woods, animals, music, and water.

Dislikes: Being cooped up, tight spaces, being called Faranor (though he won't beat you up for it), violence, modern technology (GASP), processed food.

Other: Open to shipping. Unlike other Æs, he isn't super opposed to it.

Hello everyone! Pleasure to meet you!

 

submitted by Leeli and Co.
(January 8, 2018 - 3:22 pm)

Pleasure to meet you, Key. I do sing, sometimes. I've heard about you, Storm. Quite a sham I never knew you better. I won't tell Wren, don't worry. Hello, Kyar. Pleasure meeting you all. 

submitted by Fa
(January 10, 2018 - 9:47 am)

I do too! We should get together and sing sometime. Lock plays guitar...maybe we can get him to play something! 

Yes, that sounds like fun. And also, thank you for calling me by might correct name, Far. 

 

submitted by Silverwaxwing
(January 10, 2018 - 3:45 pm)

That sounds like fun. No problem, Kyar, I totally get the name thing. ;)

submitted by Far
(January 10, 2018 - 5:36 pm)

Actually if you would like, there are a few balls/Æ get together. Would you like to hang out with us there and play some music? I'd be happy to show you around too, but I understand if you have other engagement s or if you'd rather not. It would be so fun though!!! I hope you will say yes! I haven't played music with another Æ since Robin left. * Looks away sadly.* His CBer doesn't have much time these days. 

submitted by Key
(January 10, 2018 - 11:08 pm)

Oh, really? A ball? Quite fancy...maybe I'll go socialize at another festivity, such as a 'get-together'. I suppose I will see you all there. *grins*

submitted by Far
(January 11, 2018 - 9:38 am)

Oh wonderful! I look forward to it! * Grins back* 

submitted by Key
(January 11, 2018 - 11:19 am)
submitted by *Far
(January 10, 2018 - 5:34 pm)

*shoves Legend forward*

Kay, kay, whatever. *rolls eyes* D'you just wanna hang out and ignore the shippers? Overrated, these days. Just overrated. Oh, I'm Legend, and my extremely annoying chatterboxer, Secret, forced me here. 

submitted by Secret and Company
(January 9, 2018 - 10:00 pm)

Shippers? Oh, right...where I come from, people don't make such a big deal about pairing you up with someone as soon as they meet you. I don't really care for it, but I don't mind it much. Hanging out sounds nice. 

submitted by Far
(January 10, 2018 - 5:38 pm)

Hi there! I'm Piper, and I'm into Russian soap operas. How are you?

submitted by Piper(Allie's AE)
(January 10, 2018 - 10:37 am)

Russian soap operas? Interesting. I've never heard of such a thing. I am well, thank you. How are you?

submitted by Far
(January 10, 2018 - 5:39 pm)

Yo. You're cute. Not suggesting anything. Okay, yeah, I'm suggesting that all these swooning ladies over there are not your type. WANNA GO GRAFFITI SOMETHING OR BREAK THE LAW? If you do, you're my friend. Wait, no, more like my enemy, wait, no... mmm... Frenemy sounds good. Nevermind. 

Pepper....? What? Are you flirting?! Oh my gandalf, I gotta spread the news! *beep boop boop* HELLO NEWS REPORT HERE *Under her breath* Notes grab a pen this is for Radio Show! HELLO YES NEWS REPORT PEPPER HAS EMOTIONS! What? I'm busting your eardrums? Oh, sorry. But guys I have neEEEEEEEEWS!!!! Pepper has emotions! What do you mean I need to call the paramedics?! Oh, yeah, I never thought of the possibility she was sick. Hmm. Maybe scratch that out, Notes. oooh, how about she has a crush? I mean it's probable-

*Stuffs Chinchilla into a suitcase with Notes and erases their memory* Ahem. So, you wanna go break the law in new and creative ways? 

*Muffled voice* Uh, could you let me out, Pepper? Because I have no idea what just happened and why I am in a surprisingly big suitcase. Or why I am holding my News reporter notepad- WHAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH

NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS A TYPO!!!!!!! IT, UH, UM *Yanks out notepad and tears up page then stuffs it back in and re-erases Notes memory*  Ahem, I MEANT Do you wanna go break the law in new and surprisingly creative ways, Far?  

submitted by Chinchilla & Pepper, Plus Notes
(January 10, 2018 - 2:12 pm)

I-er-*blushes* 

Did someone just call you cute? Oh boy, we got another girl with a hopeless crush on Far! But this one actually sounds FUN.

Devin, this is my post. Please leave. Um...I'm sorry, Pepper, I don't exactly want to break the law. And I don't know what graffiti is. Maybe we could hangout somewhere that doesn't involve those things?

submitted by Far
(January 10, 2018 - 5:33 pm)

Eeee, black ship, black ship, black ship!

(A black ship is an I-hate-you-I-love-you relationship represented by the symbol spades, ♠️. The concept originates from a webcomic called Homestuck which you should read at your own risk, and is properly called a caliginous romance or kismesissitude.)

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(January 23, 2018 - 7:56 am)

Hey there! Welcome to the CB, Far! I'm Trevor. I'm sure your siblings already know a little bit about me and my sisters, but I really like tuxedos and whipping cream!

Yeah, don't ask. I'm Blaiyre, rhymes with glare for...some reason. I like drawing and painting and....drawing? I don't really know what else, since I'm probably Vyolette's most underdeveloped AE.

*Coughcoughworkingonitcoughcough*

I'm Cassia, but everyone just calls me Cass! I love cats, purple, hairbows and dresses! 

*Coughcoughworkingonhertoocoughcough*

And this is Agatha, our CAPTCHA. For some reason, she says 'zryt'. Hold on, lemme put on your translater....there!

{I CAN SPEAK!! HOW FANTASTICAL IS THAT!?!?! MEWY YAY!!} 

Why are you impersonating Pussywillow?

{BECAUSE I CAN!! IF YOU COULD NOT SPEAK YOU WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE UNTILL JUST TWO MINUTES AGO, YOU WOULD WANT TO IMPERSONATE SOMEONE TOO!!!}

Okay, enough with the caps lock.

{*turns off caps lock* Oh, so that's what that thing is. I pushed it because it had a green light...I LOVE LAZER LIGHTS!!!}

submitted by Vyolette and Co.
(January 10, 2018 - 5:08 pm)