The General stood

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

The General stood

The General stood outside the CB mansion for a long while, wondering if he made the right choice. The place he left weeks ago seemed to have expected him to be gone for a while. But The General kept coming back, looking through the windows, but never stepping inside. Then one day, he decided that it was time to come back. Back from the cold forests around the mansion, back to the world of endless wonder and originallity. The General stood now, pondering his decisison. If I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna do it with a bang, he thought. He gathered the AEs who had also left with him and the small toucan-unicorn who had been his companion for ages. Then, on the stereo, he selected a song from a CD with a golden disc.

HERE COMES THE GENERAL!

Ladies and Gentlemen!

HERE COMES THE GENERAL!

THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

HERE COMES THE GENERAL!

THE PRIDE OF MOUNT BACON!

HERE COMES THE GENERAL!

GENERAL WAFFLESON!

And with those two words, The General pushed the doors open and stepped inside the CB mansion, wondering why he even left. 

'S good to be back!

Yeah, Lights, it sure is!

Come on guys, I heard there was an AE Chatroom somewhere around here!

Sooooo, yeah. I'M BACK! I figured that I've become a much better writer in my year here, so why stop? Just because one or two things didn't work out I LEFT?!?! I mean, what kind of stupid overreaction was THAT? So I'm coming back! I know I wasn't gone for very long, but it was long enough for me to change my mind.

#tsjf#

Thomas Jefferson? Oh yeah! What'd I miss? 

submitted by A Certain Waffle, BACK!
(January 21, 2018 - 8:01 am)

YAAAAAY! *throws confetti* I knew it! I knew you'd come back! It's so good to see you, GW! I'm really glad you decided to come back. The CB wouldn't have been the same without you. :) 

submitted by Leeli
(January 21, 2018 - 10:41 am)
submitted by Tops
(January 21, 2018 - 12:16 pm)
submitted by Top!
(January 21, 2018 - 10:42 am)

WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED, OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED!!!! 

Sorry, ahem. Hamilton. Anyway, glad you're back! Be sure to ask Autumn Leaves about the Devlishnss Roley Poleys!  

submitted by Rose bud
(January 21, 2018 - 12:34 pm)

Yayyyy!!! I'm returning from an unofficial break, and I was so excited to see your name in the whatchamacallit box! Welcome back! 

Where have you been?

Uh... France? 

submitted by Crookshanks
(January 21, 2018 - 12:42 pm)

WE ARE TOO BUSY

What?

TOO TIRED

What? 

TOO MUCH SCHOOL, SO MUCH PLANNED 

stuff stuff stuff stuff

WE GOTTA REALLY TRY TO UNDERSTAND 

THAT THIS SCHOOL YEAR HAS ONLY JUST BEGAN

(Sorry.... couldn't help it. My inner Hamilfan told me not to throw away my shot at making Hamilton references, even if they were bad and didn't really work with the song correctly. Sorry Lin.)

Anyways welcome back! (Headfirst-into the abyss XD) 

Luna says "bbxn". That sounds like a brand of laundry detergent or something. I guess it doesn't matter, because whatever your captcha says you will never be satisfied, satis-

*SHUT. UP.* 

Ok, fine. My chance to make more Hamilton references will come again, and I'm willing to wait for it..... 

submitted by Autumn Leaves, age 15, Covered in snow
(January 21, 2018 - 1:23 pm)

Yay! *throws handfuls of confetti* Welcome back! I hope you do not leave for a long, long time. ;) 

submitted by LilyPad
(January 21, 2018 - 3:13 pm)

Yay! Welcome back! Epic entrance, by the way.

submitted by Quill
(January 21, 2018 - 3:29 pm)

OMG-SHARP WAFFLESON'S BACK!!!

*hugs* Welcome back!!

I haven't been up to anything, save for posting on RPs and stuff.  It's good to have you back, though! 

submitted by Lucy B., age 13, Emmilvien
(January 21, 2018 - 3:41 pm)

*Cheers*

submitted by A CBette
(January 21, 2018 - 4:18 pm)

WAFFLESON!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!! *tackle hugs* I missed you!!!! The CB just wasn't the same without your quirky tastes and awesomazing writing. Thanks for coming back!!!

~Starseeker 

submitted by Starseeker, age 156 moons, Enterprise
(January 21, 2018 - 4:43 pm)

Thank goodness you're back! I couldn't believe you left, I figured you be back. But still. Thank you for not leaving for more than a couple of weeks! If you stayed off any more the CB would have died... 

submitted by coyotedomino, age 14, the Wood, Omniverse
(January 21, 2018 - 8:27 pm)

HE'S BACK!!! WAHOO!!!!!!!!

in true Waffleson style, Mount Bacon. Waffleson, you are hilariously ridiculous. i mean that as a large compliment.

submitted by Catsclaw, age 11, The Library
(January 21, 2018 - 8:19 pm)

Welcome back, GW!! ^^

submitted by Kyoto
(January 21, 2018 - 8:59 pm)

It's WAFFLESON!!!!!!!!!!

*heel clicks* *cartwheels around the CB mansion throwing cupcakes everywhere* 

Whew!!! I get excited. I don't even know how to cartwheel. Anyway, welcome back!!! You have been missed greatly around here. 

 

submitted by Jwyn, age 13!!!!!!!!, aMbER's Hideout
(January 22, 2018 - 10:56 am)