AE Gift Shop/Joke-Telling

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AE Gift Shop/Joke-Telling

AE Gift Shop/Joke-Telling Thread

#Because we AEs need more appreciation in this world! Hey y'all, this is Bevrly the AE and this is the AE gift shop, where ONLY AES CAN SHOP! Oh, and this is also a place where ONLY AES CAN CHAT! No regular CBers are allowed to talk, EVEN if they're trying to shut their AE up! Which I'm sure MY CBer wants me to do...............#

You betcha.

#Silence, Spiffycat/Jithkeeper! Anyway, the way you pay for the stuff is with telling jokes -# 

WHAT? What kind of gift shop is this? All you other suffering CBers, you understand, don't you? You understand the embarrasing life of a CBer with an AE? Oh, why did I ever let Beverly onto the Chatterbox -

#Because I'm the hottest AE imaginable!#

*blushes, puts hands over face in silent agony*

#ANYWAY, one joke equals 3 dollars. And you HAVE to say the jokes here, and you CAN'T repeat jokes, and I'll tell you what you're eligible to buy when you've told enough! Here are the products:# 

Black Limo with Blue Peace Sign Spraypainted on the Left Side, $21 (2 in stock)

Red Boy's T Shirt, Large, $6 (25 in stock)

Adorable Turquoise Chicken, $12 (5 in stock) (chicken coop sold separately)

Red Girl's T Shirt, Large, $6 (25 in stock)

Chicken Coop For Adorable Turquoise Chicken, $24 (5 in stock)

"Best AE Ever" Mug, $6, (86 in stock)

Pearl Earrings, $6, (8 pairs in stock)

Chihuahua named Frank with runny nose (CAPTCHA), $15, (1 in stock)

Non-waterproof umbrella, $21, (55 in stock)

Confused Duck, $15, (2 in stock) 

Hello Kitty Mug, $3, (71 in stock)

Invisibility Cloak, $108, (1 in stock)

Tooth of Unknown Origin, $6, (1 in stock)

Tooth of Known Origin, But We're not Going to tell You, $6 (1 in Stock)

Fuzzy Magenta Socks, $9, (18 pairs in stock)

Fuzzy Green Socks, $9, (18 pairs in stock)

Used Kleenex, $3, (185 in stock)

Something which looks like a bottle of turtle blood but IS NOT, $45, (1 in stock)

#That's all for now! Oh by the way Admins can shop too but they automatically have $3 off anything they buy :)# 



submitted by BEVERLY, Spiffycat/Jithkeeper's
(February 5, 2019 - 1:39 pm)

OO! Why did the chicken cross the playground? TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE! HA! SO FUNNY! $3! No hand over a used Kleenex, sweetheart.

I think I'm gonna be sick. 

submitted by Sage, age +Sage, more Sage
(February 5, 2019 - 6:01 pm)

#Here ya go............*grabs Kleenex and hands it to Sage*...............Luckily we have a lot on hand because my CBer has a bad cold right now! OOOOH, someone should definitely make the "how do you make a tissue dance" joke! 184 KLEENEXES LEFT IN STOCK!#

submitted by BEVERLYYYYY
(February 5, 2019 - 6:38 pm)

You put a little boogie in it!

$3 for Ms. Bella(ME), my friend. 

submitted by Bella, age XI, In the Clouds
(February 9, 2019 - 4:38 pm)

Ooo, Awesome! Let’s see, what’s a good joke? Hmm, I want that chicken...It looks quite EGGSelent..! Get it? *winks* Egg? Excellent? Hmm? 

*slaps forehead* Maaaaax...*sighs, covering face* you are the actual wor—

Uh uh uh, *imintates Beverlys voice* Silence June. Seriously, did you not take the time to read the description? Hmm? Anyway, what’s wrong with cracking a yolk? *grins*


*glares* Oh come on, that was funny! Or should I say, runny? 


Oh, come on! ... I could keep doing this all day. 

Be my guest, you can make as much of a fool of yourself as you want, but I’m staying out of this. 

*Huge grin* That was rude, *clutches his heart dramatically* but Omelet it slide. 

*Sighs, rolling her eyes* Cousins...

Oh come on! Why is no one laughing?! *sly grin* These are hilarious! You should be cracking up? Aye?...Nothing? Seriously? Ughhh, my brain is getting scrambled. 

*walks away* 

Did you fry a circuit? Are you unable to laugh? Oh come on, I’m funny!  

*hits submit before he can continue with these egg puns*


#eedg# oof, looks like Bela’s in on it to... 

submitted by June & Co
(February 5, 2019 - 6:31 pm)

[So the Admins can get free used tissues from here? Lucky.] 

submitted by Onyx
(February 5, 2019 - 9:20 pm)

#@June & Co,

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you have $21! You are eligible to buy:


Red Boy's or Girl's T Shirt

Adorable Turquoise Chicken


Pearl Earrings

Frank the CAPTCHA Chihuahua with a runny nose

Non-waterproof umbrella

Confused Duck

Hello Kitty Mug

Tooth of Unknown Origin

Tooth of Known Origin

Magenta or Green Socks 

Used Kleenex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!# 

submitted by BEVERLY, Spiffycat's Crazy AE
(February 6, 2019 - 10:48 am)

Used Kleenex..? *looks quite confused* 

Hey, Raven, what’s your tissue with that? *laughs* 

O-oh...I walked straight in to that one, didn’t I..? 

Oh yes you did Raves, yes you did. *evil grin* as to things I would like to purchase, hmm, A limo would be great, but so would the chicken, and I don’t believe I have enough to by both...How many of each are in stock? 


submitted by June & Co
(February 6, 2019 - 11:27 am)

Beverly! I've come to help you here.

#Good! I need help. Can you take the chickens' eggs please?# 

OK........It looks as if you need customers as well. 

#Yeah, we do! And we really need them to buy Frank the CAPTCHA! Spiffycat/Jithkeeper is getting a little bit stressed; he's using all the tissues, and she has a bad cold!#

Hmm, well, here's a picture for advertisement:


submitted by Spiffycat's AEs
(February 6, 2019 - 1:01 pm)

*do CAPTCHAE count? if so...*sigh* Andy needs new recruitment for a CAPTCHA, So....*

*Why did the Witch cross the street? So she could make the chicken into a potion.*

*What do Witches do on their phones? they CALL-dron their friends.*

*What's a witches phone called? poisened apple.*

*How many witches does it take to srew a lightbulb? One to unscrew it and one to cook it in the cauldron. actually, two for that.*

*and what does a witch say when she sneezes? achoo, stop assuming witches do thing differently because we're witches, it hurts. NOW GIVE ME THAT CHIUAUAH!* 

submitted by Sammy Witch
(February 6, 2019 - 1:35 pm)

#Yes! Finally! THANK YOU for buying! Now Spiffycat can get a new CAPTCHA! You have $3 left........Em! Get Franky from the back, will ya?#

*Goes to back room* *Comes out with runny-nosed chihuahua on a leash* The leash is free......Here you are, Sammy Witch. Make sure you buy some tissue boxes for him. We only have empty ones here.......

Frank says.....krzd. Is he happy he's leaving, or sad? Who knows. 

submitted by BEVERLYYYYY
(February 6, 2019 - 4:01 pm)

*Seems like a win-win on our part. Ice to meet you, Frank!*


*Oh hecl, I accidentally made a pun. well, extra money for me. Anyway, now that Frank is here, I can start my full transformation into full AE! 

submitted by Sammy Witch
(February 7, 2019 - 9:05 am)

Oooooooh I’d like a turquoise chicken!!!

Um, I’d like pearl earrings, please. 

I think I’ll steal something. 

*is window shopping* 

Ooooh I got a joke!! Sherlock Holmes and Watson were looking at a school. “What is this?” asked Holmes’ faithful assistant. “Elementary, my dear Watson” the detective replied. Ooooooh that’s a goood one and Aqua definitely didn’t make it up herself. 



submitted by Aquamarine , age XI, In the Clouds
(February 8, 2019 - 12:54 pm)

I know I'm not supposed to post here, but I'm correcting my AEs. Guys, you need muney to buy stuff and you get muuuuuunnneeeyyyyyy from jokes.

Okay, I guess here's one aqua made up. There are 2 Dolphins. Dolphin 1 hurts dolphin 2. dolphin 2: Hey! you did that on porpoise. Cause ya know porpoise is another kinda dolphin and... aw man, I just destroyed it.

Ella wants those pearl earrings because she's a giant ear! get IT???????!!!!!


Hey, NO CBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Ere's another one. Happy Birthday to you, you are 1000 and a million. You are soo DUMMMMM, and you are a dum dum.


GO AWAY, AQUA!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, here's another: One time there was a guy who said: blah blah blah blah blah blah. A frog with purple fur came up to him and said"You are bad at writing!" HAHAHAHAH that's really the best joke I have EVER made up.

More like the worst...

WHAT WAS THAT???!!!!!!

*Motions to mouth, panics*

Oh my goodness! Stella Maris lost her voice! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*giggles* Good joke?

I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD THAT IN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Aquamarine, why are you still here?





submitted by Aqua's Minions
(February 8, 2019 - 1:22 pm)

I'm only going to count the Sherlock Holmes and the dolphin joke. Aqua's AEs, you can buy a set of pearl earrings.........but if you really want a chicken, you'd better save up. :)

submitted by Emerald Frost, Spiff's AE!!!
(February 8, 2019 - 8:17 pm)

Buying the pearl earrings... Thank you!

Do you include puns????!!!! Puns are punny!!!!! HAHAHAAHA!!!

That's not even punny. I- I mean funny!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! I have destroyed your vocabulary!!!!!!!!

No, you haven't...

Kid: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit me...

That. Is. HORRIBLE. Also you got that from the INTERNET!

That's allowed! Wait I mean I DID NOT!




submitted by Aqua'sDunderheads
(February 9, 2019 - 4:36 pm)