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Ok, so this may be more of a comedy-ish thread, and I do not believe any of these theories are real, and neither should you. Also, be free to make your own theories about people or aspects of CB, as long as they're not hateful! :)
FIRST THEORY:
The Admins actually live in the 5th dimension, with all of the threads that weren't allowed onto the CB.
explanation: So, I think we all know about the fact that the Admins are actually primordial beings, but what we don't know is were all of the threads that aren't allowed on CB go to. I mean, don't they have to be protected, so they don't cause harm to any other person?
SECOND THEORY:
Dan the Corgi is actually a pug.
explanation: "Why might Dan want us to rebel against his own kind?" You might be asking. Well, what if he doesn't like his own kind?!
THIRD THEORY:
Nymph (Viola's AE) and Nihil (Rouge Wilding's AE) are actually the SAME PERSON.
explanation: Nymph has 5 letters in her name. Nihil has 5 letters in her name. Coincidence? THINK AGAIN. Also, both of their names start with the letter n.
Again, these are all just jokes, I do not mean any of them. Also, I'd love to hear your own theories and thoughts about the matter! :)
submitted by Artimerrx , age illuminati, pretty much shane dawson
(April 19, 2019 - 4:09 pm)
(April 19, 2019 - 4:09 pm)
*gets towel and starts to dry self off* Thank you Darkking, also, I like your theory, but I haven’t been outside in about 128 years. Also, are your... everybody doing alright? (I have no other way to say it, haha)
*backs away from Dan* Oh, look at the time, I don’t want to get attacked by a corgi. *runs off*
(April 22, 2019 - 6:45 pm)
YOU. DO. NOT. PET. ME. AND. GET. AWAY. WITH. IT.
*waves start crashing in the distance*
*Dan charges*
*SPLOOSH*
(April 23, 2019 - 7:09 pm)
*is splooshed* They're fine
PEAR!!!!
*gets hit in the head by an avocado*
*flails as is flung around by the celling fan*
)(*is watching calmly from the sidelines with the little smile dead inside smile*)(
(April 24, 2019 - 8:42 pm)
*Sips beverage that nobody knows the origin of* Well that's a mood.
(April 25, 2019 - 1:31 am)
What if all of our AEs have their own
universe or dimension or something
like that and are plotting against us
CBers.... who knows???
XD
@soren, that made me laugh!! Nice theory!
(April 22, 2019 - 8:27 pm)
AES ARE US ON OTHER DIMENSIONS THAT SAY THINGS TO US AND OUR CAPTCHAS ARE OUR GUARDIAN ANGELS 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(April 22, 2019 - 8:51 pm)
That's... a dangerous thing to say, but also funny. I like it.
*fuming quietly and volcanically*
(April 23, 2019 - 8:51 am)
Heh. That's what I thought she'd say, in her own special way. I do agree that they are slightly similar, but they have different anger...s. Different angers. As seen, Nymph's is more volcanic. Nihil's is deadly and icy.
*Stares coldly into Artimerrx's soul* *Growls* Imbecille.
Point made.
(April 23, 2019 - 7:51 pm)
um... ok. (I literally don’t know what to say, after someone calls me an imbecile??)
Oh, yeah, you are pretty dumb.
I get it from you, Sebastian.
(April 24, 2019 - 6:26 am)
Eh. Don't mind her. She's nice on the inside. Somewhere deep down. Really deep down. But yeah.
(April 24, 2019 - 3:57 pm)
I have a very sad theory: the CB will end within the next decade. My reasoning is that the Cicada website closed down (I think the magazine was discontinued as well, but I don't have a citation for that). There is also a very small user base- about 30 or 40 the last CBrr Census if I remember correctly. On top of that, a lot of the people don't get the magazines. From a business standpoint... I don't know if it holds up (please don't kill me for my heresy it's only a theory).
It would be the tragedy of the century.
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