Weird state laws.

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Weird state laws.

Weird state laws. There are some really weird state laws, like in one state firemen are not allowed to rescue women in their pajamas, and in another ducks are not allowed to "quack" after 11:00 p.m. It's really weird. I found tons of them. Another is that in Texas you can't sell styrofoam alligators at a parade, and in Utah its illegal to go fishing on horseback. You find tons and tons by just googleing "weird state laws." Weird, huh?

submitted by Bekah (Lee) P., age 11(almost , North Dakota
(November 5, 2008 - 4:40 pm)

:):):) I guess that it would sort of stink if your aliigator escaped, but how many people would really want to keep them as pets????  Do you live in the Sunshine state???  I used to, and we visit, sometimes!!  It's one of my favorite states!

submitted by Paige P. , age 12, Gorham, Maine
(November 13, 2008 - 5:53 pm)

No, actually, I don't live in Florida. My cousins do, though.Cool 'Cause it's so sunny in Florida!

submitted by Brynne, age 13, A magic carpet
(November 15, 2008 - 1:03 pm)

Cool

submitted by Paige P., age 12, Gorham, Maine
(November 20, 2008 - 5:53 pm)

Those are so funny!!!! LaughingHere's some that I found: Horses may not be kept in bathtubs in South Carolina. Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops in some parts of  Alaska. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears in Hawaii. Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses in Colorado (who knew?). You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass, or sing in the bathtub in Pennsylvania.

Some dumb warnings are, Caution: Will be hot after heating (on a bread pudding package). This broom does not actually fly (Harry Potter Toy Broom). Note: Game pieces do not actually talk (“Guess Who” Game). For best results, remove cap (Nabisco Easy Cheese). Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals (Carefree Gum). Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice (Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants). And FINALLY: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue (Various Computers). Ok, so who knows if they are true, but they're still funny!

submitted by Grαcε♥, age 12, SC
(November 15, 2008 - 5:27 pm)

In one state, women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes in dresses, for fear that in them might be seen reflections of their underwear.

submitted by Emily L., age 13, WA
(November 17, 2008 - 10:35 pm)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

submitted by Tyler G., age 10, Madison, WI, US
(November 18, 2008 - 7:37 pm)

In Florida, unmarried women can't go parachuting on Sundays.

submitted by BellaTrix
(November 20, 2008 - 11:26 am)

Oh, and in Mexico, there used to be a law that stated that all bikers must have their feet on the pedals AT ALL TIMES.  Luckily, this was abolished because bikers couldn't get off their bikes without breaking the law!

submitted by BellaTrix
(November 21, 2008 - 1:58 pm)

THOSE ARE ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

submitted by Kimberly B, age 13!!!!!!!!, California
(November 22, 2008 - 12:42 pm)

:):):):D:D:D:D

submitted by BellaTrix
(December 26, 2008 - 10:09 am)

Oooh! Oooh! I have some, too! This is on a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children" it said. I'm glad they don't want parents putting knives in their child!

submitted by Pirocks
(March 22, 2009 - 10:17 am)

LOL literally! 

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(April 4, 2009 - 5:46 pm)

In Kansas, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from motorboats!!!! :):D:):D 

submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(April 5, 2009 - 3:36 pm)

These are SOOO funny! LOL LOL LOL LOL!

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(April 5, 2009 - 4:24 pm)

Gosh! :):D:)

In California, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the bank teller with a water pistol.
In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
In Massachusetts, it is prohibited to snore unless all bedroom windows are securely locked, and tomatoes may not be put in clam chowder.
In New Mexico, idiots may not vote.
In Georgia, no one may carry an ice cream cone in their pocket on Sundays.
In Oklahoma, no one may take a bite out of someone else's hamburger, and dogs must be tethered outside of public buildings.
In Vermont, it is illegal to deny the existence of God
submitted by BellaTrix ✌ ♡
(April 6, 2009 - 10:51 am)