Fake Commercials

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Fake Commercials

Fake Commercials


Write up fake commercials for whatever you'd like and post them here! I posted the commercial me and my siblings made. I shall post it again here! 




Announcer: Everyone’s gotten that call that claims you have just won $1.2 million dollars. Someone probably told you not to give the scammers your personal information, but what you may not know is that your life is in danger if you don’t. Here is a real video of someone who didn’t.


*Phone rings*

Person: *picks up phone* Hello?

Scammer: We are calling to inform you of an emergency! You have just won 1.2 million dollars! Claim it before it’s too late!

Person: This is a scam. I’m not accepting. *hangs up*


*Knock on door*

Person: *opens door* who is it?

Scammer: You know who it is. *Pulls gun and shoots Person*

Person: *Melodramatically dies*


Announcer: SL&M, saving lives and money, one scam at a time.

So in case you didn't get why I put the bold parts, it because SL&M stands for saving lives and money. 
submitted by Pancake, age Open24hour, Pizza Place
(November 24, 2021 - 8:20 am)

I love it! I don't currently have any commercials though.

submitted by Sparkly Cat
(November 24, 2021 - 6:16 pm)
submitted by Topoftheday
(November 26, 2021 - 2:51 pm)

This is not the best commercial i have ever done, but...



ANNOUNCER: You probably hate doing your homework. I have never met a kid excited to do it. Well, LIT has created a tool to help you! The Homework Destroyer can destroy your homework in many ways! You can burn it, get it thrown in the trash, get eaten, or even get ink spilled over it! Here is a clip of how it works!

**Clip plays**

*A kid opens a LIT homework destroyer box* 

*Kid lifts the Homework Destroyer out*

*Clip shows a box with a slot on top of it and buttons on the side*

Kid: Wow! It’s finally here! Now, let’s try it out! 

*Puts in homework* 

*Presses a button*

*Homework gets ripped to shreds* 

Kid: YAY! Now I don’t have to do my homework!

**clip ends**

Announcer: And there is a perfect example of what this machine does! Get it at any store near you for only 12.99!

LIT stands for nothing. Just the name of the company that i thought up.
submitted by Pancake
(November 26, 2021 - 6:08 pm)

Here's one:

AVIV Telephone annoyer


Announcer: Have you ever wanted to be the center of attention, without driving a deafening motorcycle? AVIV Telephone annoyer is an app that randomizes a phone number(excluding government office phone numbers) and calls it. As well as it being a random person, the telephone annoyer rigs the telephone on the other end so the ringtone is anything you want, from dogs barking to glass breaking. You can choose from 50 sounds, or record your own and add it to the library. Here's how it works:

Person calling: *looks through app store and downloads app* Yes! Now I can finally get the attention I deserve! *opens app and presses button* 

Telephone on other end: ARF! ARF! ARF!

Person being called: Who is calling me? *answers phone*

Person calling: *starts playing Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes really loudly* Hey, bro! You should listen to this song, it's really good! By the way, have you heard of AVIV? It makes really cool gadgets and apps. You should try it out!

Person being called: *hangs up* Well, it must be random. AVIV? Let me check that out. *looks through app store, downloads app, and calls randomly*

Telephone on origional end: *glass breaking*

Person calling: Oh no. Is this AVIV telephone annoyer? *hesitates* Or maybe it's not. *picks up phone*

Person being called: ARF! ARF! ARF! *hangs up*

Announcer: Well, that's how it works. Get it on the Apple App Store or Google Play today for only $2.99! Oh, and good luck annoying people!


By the way AVIV is my name in all caps. I turned it into a company name. 

submitted by GoldenLionTamarin
(November 28, 2021 - 1:16 pm)

I love this! We should work together to make commercials!

submitted by Pancake
(November 28, 2021 - 4:02 pm)

Just in case you didn't notice, I thought we should kinda work together to make commercials. If you don't want to, that's fine.

submitted by @GoldenLionTamarin
(November 29, 2021 - 6:57 am)

Oh sorry for not responding. Yes, that would be AWESOME! By the way, I only have time to do it on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, but if that works for you, than totally!

submitted by GoldenLionTamarin, age 8
(November 30, 2021 - 6:01 pm)

That works fine! I have to think of a few ideas though... all my other ideas are, um, not very good one. Like a game that if you don't win in five seconds, it blows up. But it is a super complecated game. 9did I spell that right?)

submitted by Pancake
(November 30, 2021 - 8:36 pm)

That sounds great, but how about if you don't win in 1 minute, then it turns on the TV and starts playing a video that shows HOW to play the game. Also that is spelled complicated. I usually use the word complex unless I can't.

submitted by GoldenLionTamarin
(December 2, 2021 - 6:26 pm)

That sounds good! Then it isn't too destructive. Also, my other commercial I came up with a while ago. I forgot I had saved it.

submitted by Pancake
(December 3, 2021 - 6:13 am)

Pancake, how about we create a thread where we work on commercials, and then release them here? I'm fine with creating the thread, but if you want to do it, that's totally fine too.

submitted by GoldenLionTamarin
(December 12, 2021 - 1:55 pm)

Sure! you can create it if you want. I don't care who creates it. i have been getting a few ideas for commercials...

submitted by Pancake
(December 12, 2021 - 5:24 pm)

This might be the craziest thing I've EVER come up with:


ANNOUNCER: Do you wish you could meet your crush in person, instead of just starin' at his or her picture FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS in a row?! Well, this EKCK INSTANT-CRUSH MACHIENE will bring your crush to you!


Person: I wish *Insert name of crush here* was here. I know, I'll get the EKCK INSTANT-CRUSH MACHIENE!!! *Zaps crush into room*

CRUSH: WHA...?!?!?!

ANNOUNCER: That's how it works, and it can be yours for only 100.00!!

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 13, Kitten Kingdom
(November 29, 2021 - 10:59 am)

*sighs dramatically* zukoooooo...

Somewhere, sometime... Emekittycon Kitten is using their invention.  "Mike Nesmith," they say dreamily, picturing their favorite musician.  

Suddenly, a 78/yo man appears in their room.  "What?"  He says.  Em is worried.  "What did I do wrong?  Oh!  I forgot to add an age modifier!" 

submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, age many moons
(November 30, 2021 - 11:26 am)

let it be known I almost laughed out loud at this XD

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 12, Valhalla
(November 30, 2021 - 9:45 pm)