Your prompt:
Ad: Darn it, An!
An: What?! It wasn’t me!
Ad: Sorry, force of habit. Darn it, C!
C: Not me either.
Ad: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
T: *whistles*

Note: An, Ad, and C are the first initials of my friends' names. 

Your prompt:
Ad: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
An: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
C: I personally was created in a lab.

T: I just straight up spawned lol.

An: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Ad: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
C: A realist sees a freight train.

T: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

CAPTCHA said ryeah.

E: What is your go to response when someone tells you they love you?

L: Well, that's inconvenient

Cal: Yeah, yeah, I know all that.

M, screeching: WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS!

Ch: I love you too... 

S (me): My boyfriend is too tall to kiss on the lips, what do I do?

J: Kick him in the shins, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

E: Tackle him

D (the boyfriend): N-no to both of those, just ask me to bend down.

(couldn't quite remember the whole thing, there was one other suggestion, also those are the intials of my friends' names)