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Hahhaha Random thread- teachers and chaperones and coaches...

One time my class- like all the cool ppl- (I'm not a snob, promise!) were hanging out on the playground during recess and some of us were standing on a bench. Not jumping, not dancing- just standing- and this pure evil recess monitor lady comes and yells at us. So when her back was turned my sorta friend and I jumped on the bench and go "Hey! We're standing on the bench!" It was hilarious!

But anyway, five minutes later my friend since preschool went and hurt herself pretty badly. So I knelt down next to her and helped her up and tried to make her feel better... so I made a joke really loudly. I said "Emma, don't go into the light!"

 
She smiled but the evil recess monitor lady sneers at me and snaps, "That was rude."

So the people she yelled at, myself included, jokingly planned to teepee her house.

 

-One of them did-

submitted by Katie, age 12, outside looking
(November 26, 2009 - 10:39 pm)

ugh, when I went to public school, we were allowed to play on the pavement.  Near the end of the boundary, the pavement stopped and immediately after the pavement was, not a bench, but a little wooden wall, (very little, like up to my knees), that we would sit on.  One of the stupid teachers yelled at us for sitting, because "we weren't on the pavement".  WE WERE 2 INCHES AWAY FROM THE PAVEMENT.  

submitted by R~D~, age 13
(November 27, 2009 - 1:06 pm)

Haha, I can remember some funny things that happened

on the playground. Half of our playground was pavement,

where the tetherball court and basketball court was, and

half was just grass, where the jungle gyms were and where

the kids played soccer and things. And around the outer

part of the playground there was a fence through which

was a steep hill with the post office at the bottom.

Aaanyway, some of the smarter kids *sarcasm* tried to

jump that fence before. Some of them actually got to the

other side, but they didn't make it too much farther. XP

The teachers also didn't like it when the kindergarteners

rode on the tetherballs like horses. More crazy school

stories later. :)

submitted by Megan M., age 14, Ohio
(November 28, 2009 - 9:46 am)

Wait, kindergardeners actually SAT on the tetherballs???????????????????  WHAT???????????

 

(My computer seems to think that tetherball cannot be plural...) 

submitted by Laura☮
(December 4, 2009 - 2:23 pm)

Yes, and they made the strings fall off alot of

the time. *glares at evil kindergarteners*

As it turns out, kindergarteners are very

destructive of school equipment... O.O

submitted by Megan M., age 14, Ohio
(December 5, 2009 - 9:50 am)

*giggles hysterically*  Tell me about it.  :)

submitted by Laura☮
(December 7, 2009 - 9:42 pm)

Ok, one time, when my parents were buying a new car, my brother and I were running around the auto dealership, and I tripped on the carpet, and landed on my face.  Well, naturally, I was pretty messed up.  My nose was bleeding, and I had rug-burned a whole half of my face, and my hands.  So I was lying on the floor of the dealership sobbing, and this (REALLY NICE) guy (WHO I'M FOREVER INDEBTED TO) came and picked me up and carried me to my mom and dad (who were around a corner in an office, so they didn't know what had happened) and we went home, and both of them had to hold me down to put bactine on my face (they often couldn't hold me {together} when they were trying to give me medicine)(I'm very strong, physically, and willed).  Well, eventually, they got me cleaned up, and I had a nasty scab all over my face.  (It was my chin, all the way up my cheek, and more than halfway across my forehead)  So, of course, I had to go to school, but I wore a hat to cover most of it up.  But, kids will be kids, and some of my *friends* thought it would be fun to toss my hat back and forth.  Only to be expected, it FLEW over the fence, into the yard of someone who live next to the school.  So I went to a yard duty (she was the mother of the REALLY mean girl in my class) and told her what happened, and asked if we could go get the hat, or if we could ask someone else to.  She just stared at me with this horrified expression, not really even hearing what I was saying.  It was kinda obvious that she was a little mentally slow, but still, I would have thought that being yard duty, she would have known what to do....  Oh well.  As it turns out, the next day the hat was lying on the blacktop next to the fence.  I guess the people who lived there had thrown it back over or something.  *sigh*  So, that's one of my strange (longwinded) stories from public school.

 I was kinda mad at her, because I was already really self conscious about my face, and she made me feel like I was some kind of monster.  :( 

submitted by Laura☮
(December 4, 2009 - 2:40 pm)

Wow. O.O People can be so mean... :\

submitted by Megan M., age 14, Ohio
(December 5, 2009 - 9:56 am)

I know... :D  :)  But I'm not holding any grudges.  *grins maliciously* 

submitted by Laura☮
(December 7, 2009 - 9:44 pm)