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Click on this thread. Thank you. Anyway. Silly songs
Happy birthday to me, I'm 103, I still go to preschool, and I want my mommy!
My mommy's at work, she fired a jerk, she hired a monkey, to do my homework!
And yes, my birthday was yesterday.
Here's a good continuing song: (to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas) At one o'clock on April Fool's day, my best friend gave to me, one wet willie!
Someone else can make up the next verse.
submitted by Emily L., age 15, WA
(June 23, 2010 - 2:08 pm)
(June 23, 2010 - 2:08 pm)
Here's one by me:
The crocadile
I had fineshed all my homework
when I met somthing very vile,
you see, the thing I met was
a very hungery crocadile.
He told me he'd like me for dinner,
he said to come over at nine,
I didn't relize it was a trap,
when I got there it was really devine.
I asked what was the main platter,
he said it was simpleton arm,
I didn't relize that the platter was me
untill knives were brought in by his marm.
I ran away as fast as I could,
by this time it was already ten,
Igot into bed, and turned of the light,
and hoped I'd never see him again.
I didn't get up very early,
I got downstairs and finaly ate,
and now, you really see teacher,
this is why I am very late.
At two o'clock on April fools day my best friend gave to me, a candy bar full of hot chilly.
(June 23, 2010 - 11:01 pm)
A lot of kids at our school sing this song...
The Ice Cream Man
I am the ice cream man,
Zooming past kiddies in my ice cream van.
They want an ice cream cone,
All I'm gonna give them is a broken bone.
And then there's.....
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they thought I blew up Burger King...
(June 24, 2010 - 9:52 am)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!!!!
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A cake for your celebration!
On 2 o'clock on April Fool's day, my best friend gave to me, two silly wockets and one wet willie!
~Leaf
(Recognize the wocket from my pocket? I don't even know if I read that book, but I remember seeing it at a bookstore. Oh, and to make the first verse work, you might want to add something to one wet willie, as in 'one wet willie in a pear tree' (but not, of course))
(June 24, 2010 - 5:08 pm)
Yay!! Emily is 15!!!!!!!
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... And for the present, a virtual giftcard to wherever you want!!!!! $30!!! Go CrAzY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(June 24, 2010 - 8:04 pm)
Why thank you, Cherry! *Buys some virtual art supplies*
(June 25, 2010 - 5:21 pm)
Veggie Tales, of course! Here's Oh No What We Gonna Do?. I love this song. Mainly because of the sheer brilliance of rhyming "Scrabble on" with "Babylon."
Wisemen: Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We've gotta get him outta here.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We've gotta get him outta here.
Wisemen #2 and #3: We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail.
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale.
Wiseman #1: We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float awhile,
Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet
A hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur.
We could give him jelly doughnuts,
Take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls
And his nostils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!
Wiseman #3: Or! [whispering]
Wiseman #1: I like it!
Wiseman #2: It's sneaky!
Wiseman #1: And it just...
Wiseman #2: might...
Wiseman #3: work!
Wisemen: We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!
Tie him up and beat him up
Wiseman #3: Or! [whispering]
Wiseman #1: I like it!
Wiseman #2: It's sneaky!
Wiseman #1: And it just...
Wiseman #2: might...
Wiseman #3: work!
Wisemen: We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon
(June 24, 2010 - 8:56 pm)
Oh! Happy Birthday Emily! I just noticed! That is so awesome! *virtual brownies* *gives little basket filled with beauty supplies* Hee hee! :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(June 29, 2010 - 5:27 pm)