Anti-World Conquest Threa

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Anti-World Conquest Threa

Anti-World Conquest Thread. All OODttPoAFoDOtPE (Official Organization Dedicated to the Prevention of Any Form of
Domination of the Planet Earth) members report here to our headquarters to discuss ways to stop ZNZ (and others) from taking over the world. (For the newer CBers who may not know what I'm talking about, well, someone is trying to take over the world, and, with some others, Im trying to stop them, okay)?

No one on ZNZ's team (or anyone who supports world domination) can possibly see any of it. We have someone check the building each day for cameras and microphones, and this is far away from ZNZ's HQ. It's on an island, in fact, guarded by Ocean. There are also additional security measures if there are any loopholes in what I've said, that cover the loopholes. If they try to come here, disregard their comments.

So, things I've wanted to say but never have for fear of being intercepted, or just lack of time:

1. We need to make sure not to watch any game shows. Treeco and Climber, could you please spy on HUGS? We don't know what they're controlling, or up to, and I can't find any suitable loopholes in ZNZ's statement of security measures for her own HQ, so you can't spy on them (although if anyone else finds a loophole, go ahead and tell me). If anyone doesn't know what HUGS is, read the latest comments on the original thread.

2. You're all wearing SCJBDaAHs (Super Cool Jellybean-Deflecting and Awesome Helmets), but if anyone manages to get a jellybean in while you're talking, be sure to accidentally step onr a pie crumbas you walk. Don't let anyone know of this unless you have to use it, though, because that info can be used against you.

3. If I win the pie war, I'll be able to bake millions of pies at a time! Yay!

submitted by Ima
(June 24, 2010 - 11:06 pm)

This was a funny thread!

submitted by Vida, age 10, Lockhart, TX (n
(June 25, 2010 - 2:00 pm)

Treeco and Climber: *do what she says*

 

Wolfgirl67: Go back to the top! Starspirit, come here and DRAG it to the top! ZNZ's thread is on the front page! It's not fair! *pouts*

 

Andy P. C. says xvay. He could be talking about an xray...

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, DtE!
(June 29, 2010 - 1:24 pm)

HAHAHA! There is now only one way to get in Imas base!

Vick says baye. Yes, we are in a bay!

~~~NDT~~~

submitted by NDT, age 9999999999, Sad bcuz were n
(June 29, 2010 - 2:41 pm)

Well, we'll still use the other thread, but only for communication between teams. And there will be some of that, because how on Earth can either team get what it wants without any communication at all? But it was getting crowded, and we had to keep specifying whether or not the other team could see our posts, which was getting annoying. Except now it's a it confusing. I accidentally mistook her thread for the original, so I read the last comment and replied to it by accident. Hence my apology post, and the odd-looking name. But I'll try not to do that any longer.

We also now have all the Huctids on our side! Yay!

submitted by ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬
(June 29, 2010 - 7:07 pm)

Dawnpaw joined us.

I've managed to train all of the Huctids and bring them to Earth!!

We haven't been posting much, have we. Somethings needs to happen... Well, there's HUGS. I asked CJ for more info. Once we get it (if she's willing to give it to us), and Treeco and Climer find some from their spying, we can work on stopping them. In the meantime, though, we can still work on the hypothetical details. How can we get people to stop watching game shows? If people didn't watch them, they could never succeed. However, that could end up putting them out of business. I don't now whether the hosts of the game shows themselves are hypnotizing viewers as part of HUGS or whether HUGS hypnotized the hosts into doing so, or if it's sending some sort of hypnotic wave through the machinery and the hosts are oblivious. If the former, great; I can quickly defeat them, but if one of the others is so, I don't want to put innocent people out of business. If the 2nd is the case, I can just unhypnotize the host and give pie to HUGS. If the latter is what's happening, we'll just have to counter the waves, which should be simple. I know how to do that. We PieSing/Walk/Speak/Whatever we choose at the machines. The only problems are that they'll be right there, so we can't exactly run in counter them, and that we'd have to constantly do these PieThings. It'll give ZNZ enough time to take over the world herself. (And no, we can't have the audience stop her; as I said in the situation with the admin, pie and another, opposite affect in equal measure cancel each other out, and the recipient is neutral.

So if that's the case, all we can do is gain enough new human members of our team so that we can afford most of them joining HUGS (but being double agents, really, of course) and doing PieThings instead of HUGS, so as to neutralize the effects. Unless we were to feed pie to all HUGS members, but how would we do that? Wait... Headless Hats! We go over to them wearing Headless Hats! Hopefully, they'll be so afraid of waking people with no visile heads that they'll do what we say. If they don't, we'll do the original plan, which will become Plan B. In fact, Plan A will work no matter what how they're doing it. Yay! Now all we need is the hats. I already have 1, and I can copy the design to make more... And so the plan B depends on how the hypnosis is performed.

First, though, I have to make sure that no one on ZNZ's team has described them, or else I could contradict them, not knowing what they've said.

submitted by ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬
(July 2, 2010 - 6:55 pm)

I spied. LOL. Embarassed I was just a little curious...don't worry, though, I didn't post! ;)

 

Starspirit and George Weasley are very tight. I'm sure he could get you some Headless Hats.

 

Or, if you'd prefer that Laputi got you the HHs, Starspirit could spy on ZNZ's thread and find out exactly what's up with HUGS. Laputi and George aren't as friendly, though...it's a long story...

 

Andy P. C. says hzgr.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, Ima's base
(July 4, 2010 - 11:57 am)

Don't worry; I think I have the HUGS information. I 'forgot' to tell them that if we succeed, the HUGS people would probably end up on our side, unless we resort to Plan B. I made it sound like it would benefit them more than it actually would... Although it would be less confusing for them not to hve 2 enemies, HUGS should still e against them if we get this right. We may not, though.

Don't worry; I'd been spying, too, actually, but we can't actually know things from their thread. It wouldn't make sense, because we can't technically go there. But I thought it was the other thread for a moment and scrolled down to the last comment without noticing the rest, and replied to that. I really hadn't been spying then. But I don't think it would work to send Starspirit or Laputi to spy and really know what they're saying, unless you can find a loophole in their security. Unless you have, spying and admitting it just wouldn't make sense... But we're impossible to spy on! I've covered every loophole, including what I don't know about, so yay! Anyway...

I'm goingto go to HUGS as soon as I read your comment on the other thread.

submitted by ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬
(July 4, 2010 - 4:26 pm)

Yup, I joined. =)  I haven't read the whole original thread, but I'll try to get it DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

submitted by Dawnpaw
(July 4, 2010 - 3:14 pm)

So, HUGS! Let's just say Treeco told me the hypnosis was sent in waves through the game shows, and Starspirit got the HHs from GW. I'll take a few people to the HQ (um, whoever wants to go can say they've went*. *puts on a HH with the other people going and sees...*

submitted by ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬
(July 4, 2010 - 4:52 pm)

Can I join???? Sorry ZNZ, nothing against you guys, but I love jellybeans, and want to eat them without becoming a zombie! :) Plus, I'd love to throw a pie or two.... ;) So, how can I help?

submitted by Kimberly B, age 14, USA! :)
(July 5, 2010 - 9:00 am)

I want to join too! Hi Kimberly!

So I have a couple of questions. What is HUGS, and also, I heard someone discussing a need for human double agents. Can I sign up?

submitted by Emily L., age 15, WA
(July 5, 2010 - 5:06 pm)

Hey there Emily! :) Yes, what is HUGS? I'm too lazy to go and look at the other thread. ;)

submitted by Kimberly B, age 14, USA! :)
(July 6, 2010 - 9:40 am)

And I have a suggestion, What if, (when brevity is a need) you called this movement OFPODOPE (Organization For Prevention Of Domination Of Planet Earth)?

submitted by Emily L., age 15, WA
(July 5, 2010 - 5:11 pm)

Great! Both of you can join! HUGS stands for Hypnotism Using Game Shows, and is another organization trying to take over the world, apart from ZNZ's. As far as we know, it isn't run by CBers, and uses game shows to hypnotize people into wanting to help them take over the world. So anyway, I'm currently trying to stop them. I think it should be a bit easier than stopping ZNZ because imaginary people can't resist as well. We'll see.

We could go by OFPODOPE or even OtSWD (Organization to Stop World Domination) if we were in a hurry. It would mean less typing.

Human double agents? I'd mainly meant that that could work for stopping HUGS, if the Headless Hat plan didn't work (which it might not). But now that I think of it... It would be a way to get information from ZNZ... although wouldn't it be a bit suspicious to have you continually post on this thread when, if you were on their side, you couldn't technically get here? They can't help seeing who comments. Unless you were to be like Snape or Sue Mundy and pretend that you're actually spying on us for them and pretending the other way around, while you're actuually spying on them for us and pretending it's the other way around. Or you could just post here as a code name. That would be fine, too, and much simpler. Anyway. I don't want a double agent spying on them until we see how HUGS goes. I'm currently about to go to their base wearing Headless Hats, and I need to hurry. I'll see if it works, and if it doesn't, you can be a double agent. Don't go with me, though. They could recognize you if we fail and you return as a double agent. Or you can go if you want, but you'd have to disguise everything except your head. Not that you'd be the only double agent for HUGs, of course, but you are the only confirmed one so far, although I suppose many people would end up going. Treeco has told me that there are about 10 people sending the game show waves (WolfGirl, just... let's say he's said so, because I don't really want to delay it any longer by asking and waiting for your reply, although you can change it if you want, because you would've been able to decide), so we'd need 10 human spies. I guess I can give imaginary characters pies, though (Imaginary characters can be used! See GW.), and have them do it... Anyway, moving on...

Kimberky (and everyone else, really) you can come with me, or you can invent something (if you think of something to invent), or do a PieThing (anything that involves movement, you can put pie before it, and it helps. I've explained exactly how for the very curious person, so that no one can say it's impossible, but the explanation is a bit long—I overanylize things—and it's on the other thread....) or give a favoriteimaginary character a pie, or, well, do whatever you can think of. I'm going to go now... *goes, with anyone who wants to go, too, if anyone wants to go, too*

submitted by ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬
(July 5, 2010 - 11:51 pm)

Thanks for the info ❀ⒾℳǞ❄♬. :)

I would love to go with you, is thei enemy base in the World Domination thread? 

I like OtSWD, it's easier to remember. :) 

This is a tad confusing, but I like it! :) I'll have to do some research on some old posts. :)

 

submitted by Kimberly B, age 14, USA! :)
(July 6, 2010 - 10:04 am)