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Weird conversations you have with people. We had a thread for this once, I think, but I can't find it.
Me: WHERE'S MY COW?
Mom: *hands me a towel* Here you go.
Me: I didn't say towel, I said cow!
Mom: Shush.
Me: *talking about my JulNo* And so then the robot started reciting the dictionary.
Mom: Well, it happens.
Mrs. W: ...or forty-two.
Me: Forty-two forty-two squee!
Mrs. W: *looks at me strangely*
submitted by ZNZ
(July 29, 2010 - 7:01 pm)
(July 29, 2010 - 7:01 pm)
My sister, Haley: *singing* 40 days and 40 nights, Noah sailed on, children!
Me: 40 days and 40 nights, Moses sailed on Noah!
Haley: Never heard that one before. What version of the Bible do you read?
Me: The Newberry Abridged version!
Spammy says, Aday. A day. Whatever that means.
(July 29, 2010 - 9:52 pm)
Go to the top, top, to the top
Go up, Thread, go up, never stop!
Thread, it is absolutely essential
That you reach your full potential.
For Thread, you are the Chosen One
And you will not rest till your work is done!
For neither can live while the other survives,
And many, many will lose their lives.
Yes, thread, I know this comes as a shock,
But you are Harry Potter (and you rock!).
(August 1, 2010 - 5:20 pm)
Wah, that didn't work. D:
(August 2, 2010 - 6:06 pm)
Me: Use the bubble technique!!!
My brother overdoes it. Brother: sorry.
Me, mumbled: bubble technique freak.
GREAT thread :)
(August 2, 2010 - 7:49 pm)
This one happened at camp. I was on the work crew and we were camped out on the back porch under a cover thing.
Me: What's that scuttling on the ceiling?
Smiles (camp name, obviously...though that would be an awesome real name...): Maybe it's a hermit crab.
Holly: What?
Me: Hermit crabs scuttle. Duh.
Smiles: Exactly.
Me: Wait, the hermit crab's flying....uh-oh. it landed on Christina. Should we wake her up?
Holly: Probably.
Me: Christina! Wake up you have a flying hermit crab on you!
Christina: zzzzz
Please note that that took place at like 4 in the morning so everything was funny :)
I'll post more later...as they occur :)
Great thread by the way!
(August 2, 2010 - 6:35 pm)
So this conversation took place between me and NDT, who, you know by now, is my little brother, a little before we moved. We were deciding who would get the various board games we have, as Mom decided there was no more room for them and we would have to claim ownership of them.
NDT: I want Monopoly!
Me: But Monopoly's MY game! (Which it was, I had received it for Christmas, but I don't like playing it. I always lose, I'm too nice to everybody, and then no one returns the favor...sigh...)
NDT: But you don't like Monopoly...
Me: No, I don't.
NDT: So can I have it?
Me: Yes.
Mom: That was the most pointless conversation I ever heard.
XD.
Andy P. C. says fnzp. Fan zap. His fan isn't working. That sucks, Andy.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(August 2, 2010 - 10:30 pm)
That's hilarious! Actually, these are all hilarious. *can totally relate to ZNZ on her last one* Now I have to go and think up one of mine. I know I have one, but I'm kinda tired (long story) and my brain isn't totally functioning. Oh and ZNZ, I loved your rhyme!!
Speaking of Harry Potter (and since I'm feeling random), my family just finished listening to HP5 on the way back from San Francisco where we were there for a few days and the guy who reads it (Jim Dale) did Bellatrix's voice extraordinarily well! He gave her an awesome French accent and he (acting for her) was all, "Pottaaaaiiiirrr!" and I was going, "Squeee!!!!" the whole time. /rambling and somewhat random
~Leaf
(August 2, 2010 - 11:23 pm)
THAT! IS! NOT! MY! COW!!!
Here's one that just happened:
Me: Oh! Did I tell you? Billy showed up at our house the other day to pick up the pack and play, and the crazy neighbor followed him to our house and yelled at him.
Mom and cousin Mitchell: The crazy neighbor?
Me: [snapping fingers] Argh, whassname, ...Kirkpatrick! With the bright yellow truck!
Quinn: [excited] LARRY THE CRAZY GUY!
From touring Whitman:
Me: What's the weather like here? In the winter, I mean.
Erick: Oh, it gets really cold. Like, we get a couple storms every year, with like five inches of snow.
Me: ...
Mom: It sticks?
Erick: Oh yeah. For a few days.
Me: ...Where are you from, again?
Erick: Miami.
Me: [giggles on the inside]
(August 2, 2010 - 10:57 pm)
This happened at supper...
(August 4, 2010 - 8:30 am)
ZNZ...XD
Andy P. C. says rgcb.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(August 4, 2010 - 10:41 am)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, these are SO FUNNY!!!!! :D Great thread ZNZ! :) I'll think of something to post on here later...... :)
Spamboy says okcb......Ok Chatterbox?
(August 4, 2010 - 9:47 am)
This was when I was working on my Eiffel Tower puzzle.
Me: I can't find the sky piece.
Mom: It fell into your soup.
Me: What?
Mom: Apparently it's pretty tasty. Gives some flavor. *thinks of Shel Silverstien's (?) poem*
Me: Oh. Um, kay.
Mom: Sure. *nods*
Dad: *walks into room* *sings* TOOOOAAAADD!!! Toooaaaddd...
Mom: You should definitely go on American Idol.
Me: *snorts* I hate to think of what Simon would say...
Dad: *raps* Yo, yo, yo-ditey, yo, yo, Imma be a TOAD!
Me: *finds sky piece* The sky didn't fall into my toad-flavored soup.
Dad: *gives odd look*
Me: *leaves room*
Sara (sister): *from other room* DAD, YOU'RE NOT A TOAD!!!!! DON'T INSULT TOADIE!
My family is bizzare. xD I actually have a recording of my dad singing that... :D
(August 4, 2010 - 4:36 pm)
Me: Oi! My brain is not for eating! Does it taste good?
M: No, it doesn't taste very good today.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY MY BRAIN DOES NOT TASTE GOOD?!?! DID YOU TRY IT WITH TABASCO ON IT?
M: ... that's a good idea, where's the Tabasco sauce?
Me: Here it is.
M: Hmm... tastes better that way. The finest taste I have ever encountered, perhaps, except for one time on Raxicoricofallepetorious.
Me: Yay!
M: ...and remember, if at first you do not succeed, you will die.
Me: *deadpans* If at first you do not succeed, skydiving is not for you.
M: Win. Epic win. Can you see the ninja over there?
Me: No, the ninja is invisible.
M: You mean the ninja is ninja?
Me: That's redundant.
M: Redun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundant!
Me: Dun dun dun duuuuun, dun dun dun duuuuun.. *sings the beginning of Beethoven's (Seventh, I think?) Symphony* Re-dun dun dun re-dun dun dun re-dun dun dun....
M: *joins in*
M: Bonjour.
Me: Bonjour.
M: Ca va?
Me: Ca va bien! Et vous?
M: Ca va very bien!
Me: "Very" is not a French word. You meant "Ca va muchos bien."
M: You just used a Spanish word.
Me: Well, at least it's not English!
M: True, it's still a foreign language. C'est la vie.
Me: Life is not such.
M: Oui, it is, because vie la c'est.
Me: Was that even grammatical?
M: Probably not.
No it's not Beethoven's Seventh. I think it's the Fifth.
Admin
(August 4, 2010 - 6:22 pm)
Yes, it's the Fifth Symphony. Thought the Seventh is cool too. :)
~Leaf
(August 5, 2010 - 1:03 pm)
Me: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes... (singing "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz)
Dad: really?
Me: Yeah. I do.
(August 5, 2010 - 9:15 pm)