Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Heylo. It's me. Again. Here to explain why I appeared for a few days, then vanished again without a trace and stayed away for at least three months.

I have lots of excuses, actually:

- I was kidnapped by a gold-greedy evil overlord to slave away in his dark and noxious gold mines and have only just escaped along with the other prisoners. (Ooh...brilliant story idea! :D)

- I was in a three-month-long spider solitaire national championship tournament and won. (Ha ha, not really, I still lose every now and then on the easy level.)

- I was moonwalking to Billie Jean for three months straight, neither eating nor sleeping, until I could do it as well as MJ. I have Billie Jean memorized, by now, every last adlib. (I wish. I try to moonwalk all the time. I can sort of do it, but not really. I do have Billie Jean memorized, though.)

- I was reading Naruto manga online when he reached out through the paper, dragged me into his world, and told me I needed to train if I wanted to become a Leaf Chuunin. Needless to say, I am now a great ninja. HENGE NO JUTSU! (Fwaha, it takes a little longer than three months to become a great ninja, unless you're a Hyuga or an Uchiha or you have a sharingan eye like Kakashi Sensei.)

- I was napping and lost all track of the time. After eating nonstop for several days, I am back! (My parents would never allow me to take a nap that long.)

- I was journeying to find my father, who had mysteriously disappeared, with only my faithful dog for company. I was the only member of the family who could do so, my mother being grief-stricken, and needing to stay behind to watch my little brother and sister. I found him, by the way, in case you were wondering. (Psh. I doubt it. Even if my father did go missing, I wouldn't have the courage to go looking for him. And my dog would not be great help. >.<)

- All my shirts were too small. (I have no idea how this connects to my not getting on for months; ideas, anybody?)

- I was writing the world's most interesting book, AKA Samura and Dyake. (Nah. It wouldn't be the world's most interesting book unless you knew all about my imaginary world, and even then, it might not be dreadfully interesting. I have been writing, though. Sort of.)

- I had amnesia and forgot everything about myself. All I could remember was P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. After I remembered who I was and got myself out of Australia, I came here to apologize. (Nope. I sort of forgot about the CB from a day-to-day basis, but otherwise, no. Although I probably would remember P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. FINDING NEMO! :DDD)

- I have been dog-training the dogs on our street for the neighbors. I am now very rich, and I have quite a bit of experience with dogs, too. (I wish.)

- I was on FB talking to the Chatterboxers. (Now, this is partly true, but I could have found time to be on here, too.)

Well, other than that, I'm back! Hey everybody! Who's still here? TNO didn't leave because she turned eighteen, did she? And ZNZ had better be here, or I shall be extremely upset. I know Vida's still here, and Princess P. and Olive, but who else? Come on, guys, don't leave me in the dark!

Hey Admins...are those summer intern Admins you told us about helping you post? Or do you not need them anymore?

Andy P. C. says fwkz.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

Hi, Wolfgirl. There has been a summer intern, but not this week. Yes, TNO still posts every so often. She's about to go off to college in a few weeks or so. I think ZNZ here, too, though initials kind of blur in my mind (ZNA, ZB, etc.). R~D~ and many others. Look around.

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